/ptg/ President Trump General - The Ruse Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America Pt4 3/21/18
youtu.be/qselBDr9rHA

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
youtu.be/rqXCm1XuB4U
>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
youtu.be/4ZK9SwI2nyc
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcQKr6TJax8
>FLotUS Melania @2018 Intl Women Of Courage Awards 3/23/18
youtu.be/8ymA5IPlY9A
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Atlanta GA 3/23/18
youtu.be/b8uNttr6-F4
>VP Pence w/Annie Moore in WVa 3/23/18
youtu.be/3YdFby7y6D8
>2nd Lady/Charlotte talk about Marlon Bundo 3/23/18
youtu.be/PVzeOA59w0U
>AG Sessions (partial) in Birmingham AL 3/23/18
youtu.be/SHucBuJ7eCs
>DepAG Rosenstein on Cyber Law Enforcement 3/23/18
youtu.be/As5fCYER0fE
>FCC Commisioner Pajit on Robocalls 3/23/18
c-span.org/video/?442990-1/
>HHSDep video: Opioids abuse 3/23/18
youtu.be/CNeunLGqzxo
>USDA video: Sec Perdue BackToOurRoots Tour 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcwG4iwN6Fk
>This Week @State 3/23/18
youtu.be/ol8mjOfPPDs
>Pres Trump @Greek Independence Day Celebration 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442965-1/
>Pres Trump @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
youtu.be/mAp-EDD_iqk
>Pres Trump signs Memorandum on China Tariffs 3/22/18
youtu.be/k9mwk-lx05Y
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Manchester NH 3/22/18
youtu.be/VXiHKjF49SQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/Saud Prince MbS 3/22/18
youtu.be/V1zSNCr6cAI

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MAGA

RALLY

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haha this Matrix shit
>"There is no spoon"

>Iran is so based guys Israel is the root of all evil!

AWOO

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BUY THE FUCKING DIP AND NO ONE GETS HURT

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lol

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Blue Tsunami is coming!

But I don't even have to remind you anymore do I? You know your days are numbered,.

But I don't even have to remind you anymore do I? You know your days are numbered!

They can't ignore Trump. They would cease to exist.

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Been gone for a week. What's been happening? What's the status of the spending bill?

>Valerie Jarret
HMMMMMMMMM

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Did you get your free hat yet?

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Here Finn

El Goblino Magico disappearing act is a go.

Imagine being such a faggot...

Trump passed funding for PP, whole load of other Dem programs

In exchange for 22 miles of fencing. Its as bad as it sounds

anybody have new trump girls they wanna post? I wanna edge

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Still in Jamaica NY

>Probably realized the McDoom picture was too much
>Next photo he would post would be him being illuminated with vast lighting to make him look better
He learns fast.

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We have to make them even more hysterical...how do we do it? How do we drive them to the far side of madness and beyond?

Damn. Post pics when you get it

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Bitcoin is worth $7,917.90 as of now.

No way. Mitch and Paul just gave half a billion dollars to Planned Parenthood. This is the kind of big tent outreach the party needs in order to grow. Centrists will flood the party with new energy!

I will

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>If one eye's bigger, it's a sandnigger.

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I support planned parenthood. Funding dem programs suck. But still

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>creates new thread when old one still has 50 posts left
holy fucking shit just stop already. you have proven repeatedly that you are simply unable to bake properly

Damn... I saw the dub one of that but it doesn't stand up to that at all. When is it supposed to come out again? April and then like June or something? It won't live up to the original but I'm fucking excited daysoo.

Pols are always wrong and you know it

The wave is actually going to be much larger than that.

Jamaica NY, is a nice place. You should just drive down there and pick it up yourself.

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Let's keep ourselves nice and organized and follow one OP today, shall we?

I will bake for a bit, and we won't have any autistic drama today, let's all agree on this much

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Premature Polak Baker

no fuck off

September 2018 and September 2019.

Just rose up two dollars.

Could be
I have to admit, a 80 seat shift isn't out of the question

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WE HATE EVA WHY ARE YOU FAGGOTS LETTING HIM BAKE, YOU CANT POSSIBLY BE THIS DESPERATE

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Will a BTC crash make GPUs cheap again? I just wanna play video games man

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Notice anything weird, /ptg/?

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Montana is a no. The Republican handily won in the high turnout special election against the blue-doge.
AZ and TX are probably going to be redder due to McSally and Cruz+Abbot ticket.
VA is too gerrymendered, will likely only lose 1 seat there (the one close to NOVA) and not even the 10% swing in the GOV race had them blue. We'll see about the rest.

can we convince some of them to self-immolate if "mueller is fired" and then spread out a rumor that mueller was fired?

its as if the trip code was cracked and the discrediting began on the 22nd...

>wtf, i doubt the original baker breads now...

MAGA

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Congress passed it
Trump signed it
Wall being built
Now actually

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I am splitting next bake, PTG has spoken you are cancer that needs to be cleansed.

you fuck off you moldy piece of swiss cheese

>we
I hate him but if he can keep from going into a full spergout and keep from his "ironic" lefty/pol/ spam I can't really be bothered to care who is making the threads.

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So the DNC have given up & trying in based Nippon, hope they all commit suicide in the woods when they lose there as well.

The PP funding and the bridge are not even the worst in this bill as at least it benefits Americans (for better or for worse).
IIRC money was spent on improving border security of Israel and Jordan, funding training for female law enforcement in Afghanistan and Yak tending in Mongolia.

This last one I'm making up. I think. I may have read it somewhere in the 2000 pages bill.

Looks like even Trump hated it.

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And blacks only make up roughly 15% of all births (counting mixed race blacks).

russian bants are actually top tier

Wtf. Pulse night club shooters dad was fbi informant? Did you see this?

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Trump Isn't real he is the personification of the dissatisfaction of America.

An unironic zog shill, hmm

Then who did I see at the Leesburg Trump rally?

Do not fight him. You'll get his motor running hot.

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ANN NO

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Heard it's only 22 miles. How much wall is there?

He is a weird, crooked faced twerp.

holy shit

>stop

I fucking hate this nigger so much

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>line-item veto
is that where he vetoes specific parts?

What assholes 85% claim to be christian

I think if it does crash Hiro can shut down /biz/ as its userbase would be dead.

Yes.

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nice proxy polfag

I hate this faggot more than any actual politician. There's something about him that infuriates me.

Your last comment showed you are a Democrat shill, fuck off faggot

Wasn't he also a hillary voting registered democrat? And stood behind her during one of her speeches? Why is nobody talking about this?

none, all fencing

No one knows. Could be 100 miles of the steel fence/wall + additional reinforcements. Or could be a full wall with military funds.

fucking madman

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BREAKING: SECRETARY RYAN ZINKE TELLS EMPLOYEES HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT DIVERSITY; DOESN'T THINK ITS IMPORTANT - CNN

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She's right, though.

I can do some baking too if need be

>not playing N64 emulations
>not continually fucking up Majora as Link or fucking up Andross in your Arwing on Expert Mode
Sad!

I agree
Just don't post links to personal streams
And I have 0 problems with you baking

>165484291
>I will continue to attack Trump and ignore GOp cucks who are truly in the way
Fuck off Barren Womb cunt.

She is 100% correct.
Fighting, no BS Trump would have done this on day 1

He hated it so much he signed it and fucked us over completely for the rest of the fiscal year.

>mandated comment period
What's going on here?

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You should encourage them. If blacks continue to have lower and lower birth rates, it's a net bonus for the US.

Truly /ourfuckingguy/. Love him!

Is that sarcasm? I don't actually know much about NY, is it the Stockton of NY?

Yes. Cnn is reporting this today.

this is MGTOW homo brainwashing

China bent the knee faster then I thought lol

cnbc.com/2018/03/26/chinas-premier-pledges-to-open-markets-in-a-bid-to-avert-a-trade-war-with-the-us.html

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I will bake for now, I won't be here all night

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Trump is making sjws insane. I love it.

That's quite possibly the best quote I've heard in 29 years, and I haven't even been alive that long.

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Based

Just let him bake, or work out something with him. Please don't split

work ethic is important! christ people weak!