Why does Japan love imoutos so much?

Why does Japan love imoutos so much?

They're what a real man should live for

So if I was born without an imouto and my parents are not having any more children then?

You can always settle for bootleg NBR imoutos if your situation is that severe. You should tell your parents to get to work though, it'll surely improve your life immensely.

I don't.

So break up my parents and then get either one to marry someone with a daughter

Decent plan. Thanks user!

Sister Ass & Pussy is delicious thou.
Why not?

Have you ever heard of a "keeper"? Imoutos will always be the real "keeper".

welp

>enter your house
>imoutos waiting for you
>enter your bedroom
>onee-san waiting for you

The dream

These imoutos are fine and wonderful. Everybody should have six or seven of these wonderful midgets.

Once they turn into this, though, they're just cunts.

Blowjob height.

wrong

Exactly right. Loving and cheerful imoutos to headpat and care for are the best, but speaking as an older brother, once they get older, they turn into drunken cunts who you can't stand to be around for more than a few hours at a time, but every year when you get together for your birthday you realise how horribly you miss them and they actually show you some of the affection you've always wanted but then you remember how much you argue and that love just hurts all the more-

...That got a bit specific. My apologies.

I couldn't be more right if I tried. The only way I could be more right is if I said it twice, but I was so right the first time I don't have to say it again.

I see you've reached enlightenment.

Imoutos are for
>impregnating
>taking to the other side of the country so you can act like a married couple without drawing attention
>kissing bellybutton
>chewing on ear
>having handholding sex with
>taking baths with
>confessing your love to
>giving your virginity
>shooting down childhood friends for
>headpatting
>stroking hair
>bride carrying

...

Imouto's are for putting in suitcases and taking on holiday

They're made for this.

>on holiday
for taking anywhere

Why would you put imouto in a suitcase to go to the convenience store?

Safety.

DENWA

Because little Asian girls are adorable as fuck. At least until they get to high school, anyway.

Kirino best imouto

Haruki is a truly lucky man.

Why is she so tsun?

Clearly you haven't seen the obnoxious little shits in junior high.

Why is she so perfect, Sup Forums?

She seems to be sleeping in a very rigid bra. Was she drugged?