Kraut/pol/ & AfD Freiwillige Feuerwehr edition

Wir Grussen die Patrioten in Cottbuss

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Wiebke bump

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>Wir Grussen die Patrioten in Cottbuss
Oh!
heil heil

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Missed some in the last thread.

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and bump dat shit

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what happened to the germbros
did merkel get them

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Fuck taytay

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translation

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Everyone asleep

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unmotivated "stirb" post in
3...2...1...

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Don´t scare him off, I need my daily dose of memento mori.

Stirb?

Huh, so this a new thing in Germany?

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Why the "?"? This is not how it's done.

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I am new to this, okay.
please don't laugh.

You have your heart in the right spot, user. Bump

I missed you yesterday. Only one tay in the whole yarn

>I am new to this, okay.
Enjoy the ride.
You are here forever.
youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM

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>Only one tay in the whole yarn
Tayanon may has problems handling the Zeitumstellung.

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It´s okay, the idea counts. You´ll get better at this.

In the last thread yesterday there was no tay posting from my side necessary. It was a good day.

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If only we could say the same:

youtu.be/i-kXOhuwRoE

>Sellner live streaming now
youtube.com/watch?v=Kt1ZawVZKek

my heart is in berlin brother

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Politische Säuberungswelle in Österreich läuft jetzt voll an. Erst das BVT, jetzt das AMS, beide über orchestrierte Offenlegung von Skandalen. Gleichzeitig Aufschrei roter (!) Lehrergewerkschafter, dass die Situation in Wiener Schulklassen ob der Muslime unhaltbar geworden ist. Die Linken werden jetzt gejagt wie die Hasen. Kurz ist der neue Machiavelli. Kickl vl sogar noch mehr. Tu felix Austria!

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You lucky basterds! This is great

Ich hoffe so für euch, dass sich in Deutschland irgendwer vom richtigen Format gerade genau ansieht, wie das bei uns durchgezogen wird. Die Zeit dafür wird kommen...

>roter (!) Lehrergewerkschafter,
Gibt es bei euch denn andere?
>Tu felix Austria!
Infelix Germania.

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i agree

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>Gibt es bei euch denn andere?

Ja, öffentlicher Dienst ist bei uns eher ÖVP-nahe.

youtube.com/watch?v=JowmctliNqY
>img related

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Best thing is that they are successively cutting funds for the 'integration' of Muslims. They semi-openly state that integration has failed / is simply impossible. Now it seems they are working on legislative tools to cut the gibs for those subhumans. I think they don't even want to bother with deportations (we know how complicated and messy these are under current international law and 'human rights'), they simply want to force them to leave voluntarily or chimp out so they can stamp down on them hard and good. Glorious, simply glorious! And I do think it will work, they are directly targeting any structures of the old entrenched Socialists so nothing stands in the way of this plan. Now I really do wonder what they will attempt next with our EU-Ratspräsidentschaft...

i finally know why you can't write well.
Blood/alcohol levels.

More like Alcoholblood levels, amirite?

Hey, I am totally baked right now and my orthography is perfect! ;)

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I think i just heard a Roblox "Oof" from Eirée-bro.

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Der öffentliche Dienst hier (NRW) ist komplett in Sozen Hand.
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I hate Sozis more and more every day...
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Fuck both of you for being superior drunks.

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It's mostly practice... cheers, bro!

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ZDF started a # and all they got was shitposts bump.
twitter.com/hashtag/wasfuermichdeutschist?vertical=default&src=hash

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Wo saufen eine Ehre ist, kann kotzen keine Schande sein.
Prost.
t.T-shirt aus den 90ern

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Da scheint sich ja ganz schön was in der Volksseele angestaut zu haben... ;)

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Ich hab das ungesunde 'Talent', das Zeug immer irgendwie untenzuhalten. Krieg dafür am nächsten Tag jedes mal höllische Migräne. Wobei auf 400mg Ibuprofen zugedröhnt arbeiten ist auch ein Erlebnis für sich ;)

>Ja, ich habe meine .gif-Ordner wiederentdeckt!

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>.gif-Ordner wiederentdeckt!
I played with the thought to make one of my own (It's becoming quite unübersichtlich in my meme folder).
>das Zeug immer irgendwie untenzuhalten. Krieg dafür am nächsten Tag jedes mal höllische Migräne.
I once woke up in the early morning to puke out of my window and still had a nasty headache when I decided to get up and face the day.

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That's where the AfD gets it's votes from.

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Uuh, that sounds quite inconvenient! My stomach nerves seem to be mostly dead by now, think I got a really nasty ulcer judging from the strange taste of blood-dissolved-in-acid I sometimes have in my mouth in the morning. Like old meat but without the rotten smell component. Don't overdo it on coffee, guys!

Then the AfD has to hurry to get shit done, people can do that burning-beard-trick only so often...

Afd needs to still wait until they make Curio their vice or president.
He literally was deemed so dangerous the media cut his speech out when they reported on Cuckhofers speech.

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how many Guinness did you drink today mountainman
sláinte

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aint clickin halb becker

>a physicist

I am interested now ... does this guy truly have potential?

the good old days man

speak more english please

Three Stiegl so far plus a sprinkle of the 'green stuff' in my rolled cigarettes. Spring is pushing me into a manic phase so I need to modulate my brain chemistry a bit.

Though I'd really do like to have a Guiness right now ... a pity our 'Irish' pubs are all rather overpriced.

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>Uuh, that sounds quite inconvenient!
Worst thing was that my neighbour saw it while going to work and all I could do was trying to smile and wave at him.
>My stomach nerves seem to be mostly dead by now, think I got a really nasty ulcer judging from the strange taste of blood-dissolved-in-acid I sometimes have in my mouth in the morning.
Morgenstund hat Stuhl im Mund.

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Sorry, m8 ... of course don't want you to miss out on the good stuff. Also mods might not like it...

>all I could do was trying to smile and wave at him

Brutal, man, respect! Could not have done any better.

This stomach issue is really bothering me. Gastroscopy may be necessary. Ugh.

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He's also a musician (might explain why he conducts his speeches with his hands).
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gottfried_Curio

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He knows how to perform the best speech. Ever since 20 years i saw none with such rhetorics skills. He also worked for the states as scientist so he might also be qualified in that area but that is not important.

Seriously while i hate to admit it he is the best speaker since Sigmar Gabriel - who admittedly knew how to speak but couldnt get the left wing behind him. I mean he is still the only SPD politician that is liked despite him double crossing Turkey and the Kurds.

>Gastroscopy may be necessary.
Do you think so or have you consulted a doctor?

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It's getting more stupid bump.

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Why do you think Fat Siggi is good at giving speeches?

Because we havent got anything good in years. And his speeches are literally easy to understand and well paced despite no topic

So we're dealing with a very mathematical mind here. Good, total opposite of my mindset but I can imagine how the guy forges his speeches to absolute perfection. Would be interested how he holds up in an open discussion, could have the potential to intellectually annihilate his opponents if he is flexible enough.

Doctor recently told me to get an appointment for it. Did not have time to do so yet.

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Speeches are rarely about dialectic. Rhetoric and body language is the main thing that matters. If you want to see someone who is really good at this look at Bill Clinton or the Nazis. They are incredibly skilled at this.

good ole jackass times...

really fun to read!

This is getting real stupid...
Imma go to bed and think about life.

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>Would be interested how he holds up in an open discussion, could have the potential to intellectually annihilate his opponents if he is flexible enough.
To be honest I doubt his ability to survive in an open discussion, not because of his intellect but the way he seems to be unable to handle inerruptions.

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Fuck I didn't notice the quads. That has to be a sign that Fat Siggi sucks.

nice trips lol

>Imma go to bed and think about life.
Good night and sleep well.
>Doctor recently told me to get an appointment for it. Did not have time to do so yet.
I may sound like a faggot right now but take your time.
Doctors appointments are a pain in the ass but necessary.

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both your german and english grammar has been perfect
have you been studying

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Yeah I do miss those somehow.

A pity but still he seems very useful in parliament. Best keep him there then, let him play to his talents. Think that is the point, a structured mind does not really help you in direct discussions, need the mentality of a shitposter for that.

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Better late than never check.
>That has to be a sign that Fat Siggi sucks.
True.

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i would love to fly to Austria for a weekend of drinking beer
maybe in the summer

what?! ibu 400 is fucking nothing

schlaf gut

Will do. It does annoy me that it is even necessary. Also I do not trust doctors, witnessed too many incompetent morons during my time at the Red Cross. Picking a good doctor already is a pain in the ass...

Did read a lot as a child. Introverted Apsie... ;)
Picked up my English from movies as well as reading scientific articles all day long (work related mostly). Else I am shit with languages ... had French for six years in school and all that I still remember is the word 'merde'

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Eat some Schnitzel there.

Good night, everybody.

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>the media cut his speech out
how you mean?

>Picking a good doctor already is a pain in the ass...
(Last post this night.)
It's worth the effort, believe me.

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zum gluck haben wir in der schule gut zugehoert

If you manage to we might somehow arrange something. Else I would recommend the Salzkammergut, most comfy in Summer.

Sieht sich!

Funnily Dexibuprofen is totally ok with me but with Ibuprofen I am tripping as fuck. Dunno, my brain chemistry seems to be one giant mess, once took tranquilizers (personal crisis) and instead of getting calm became crazily agitated. That was a funny night!

goodnight

Will heed your advice!

Well, your German is really good, also fluid if spoken?

>but with Ibuprofen I am tripping as fuck
not too shabby, previously thought impossible though

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I would not rule out that it is the effect of my migraines and that the ibu simply switches off the pain but leaves the rest of the rather 'funny' symptoms. Also do usually get the munchies afterwards, really messed up.

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>but leaves the rest of the rather 'funny' symptoms
seems a reasonable hypothesis to me, but then you're probably 'lucky' to make do with only 400

Finally

You guys are doing great work. Truly Austro Germans are the better Germans. Front Heil my Friend

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Far from it otherwise Mergel wuld be a good speaker

Maybe this time we will have to do it the other way around... ;)

Yeah, as long as it stops the feeling of having a freaking ice pick stuck in your left eye I am fine. Tried 800mg once when it was exceptionally bad but then my circulation crashed, dunno if it was due to meds but since then I have avoided taking more than one at a time.

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lets hope some juicy intel on the forces behind leaks out and spills over

>Mergel
speaking of HER, here is a lass called lengsfeld who gives her account on mergles rise, repost from earlier thread:
youtube.com/watch?v=diVlkwKt1aU

Großdeutsche Lösung my friend. If Germany hadn’t been united under Prussian but Austrian Rule... one can only imagine.

But in all honesty, anytime I think of the future of the german race, it’s Austria (and to a minor degree your Swiss German Brethren) that has to carry the torch. And it’s doing an amazing job.

Sei gesegnet ohne Ende,
Deutsche Heimat, wunderhold!

Gott mit dir Deutsch-Österreich

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Oh the Silberstein affair right before the election was already quite a pill to swallow for many. Although with Austrians it may be that we simply do traditionally expect (((them))) to do such shit. If I am correct they will keep some juicy stuff back until right before the Vienna elections. If they manage break the Red bastion...

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Forgot to add when you speak about nazis they know their stuff. The main thing about speeches is to keep it fluent, find perfect moments for pauses and find exactly the spots to get loud with your voice.

>the Silberstein affair
wasn't that more or less some blatant gangsta stuff?
was thinking more about background influence, money flow, ngo corruption, think tanks

like in here:
youtube.com/watch?v=tHfbsbXjCzQ

Thx, man, appreciate that. Frankly, I did not expect it to turn out this way. Austria has been stuck under a shroud of complacency for decades. We had become lazy and ignorant in our little world. But there had always been something beyond the surface, asleep but still alive. And the 'refugee' crisis, this insidious attempt at social engineering, this willful loss of control ... it has awoken that glorious monster of the Austrian's ingrained mix of stubbornness and healthy xenophobia. Now the few here infected with the leftist virus are huddling together in fear in their little urban refugia. They know that they have gone. They have transgressed against the spirit of the eternal Austrian.

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Blatant it was but mostly due to our Socialists acting like the buffoons they have always been. I do somehow pity that Silberstein guy for working for such an incompetent contractor. ;)

The deep structures are a whole other issue, Austria is still corrupt as fuck and that is not only due to the Reds ... the ÖVP is mostly the same though Kurz has ursurped the old structures within his party and he seems willing to sacrifice those who have worked into their own pockets as long as he can consolidate his power base. The FPÖ is a handy partner here as they do not have much to lose in that game. Think that is the reason why so many key ministries were given to them by Kurz ... they have no ties to the old structures but do know that it is in their best interest to play along. I don't think Kurz will clean house as thorough as I would like it but it is at least a start to break up the old structures ... it opens a path, an opportunity for something new. Though I do think that NGO influence will be the next step but it is smart to not do that right now considering how heavy-handed the Hungarians did manage that problem. Would be bad publicity and Kurz is very much about keeping face ... think about that as you will.

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well, i just think that a more widespread recognition of the manipulation and its methods would go a long way
the main obstacle right now seems to be that this requires an admission from people that they have been duped, betrayed, infantilized and stupified by ideologues working as useful idiots on behalf of some 'unthinkable interests'

Yes, and that is a huge issue! Admitting to mistakes is not a particular 'strength' with many people. It simply hurts to realize that you have been made a fool. But that is what anger is for ... if you cross a certain threshold you do not emotionally care anymore about having been made the fool. Maybe that is the 'Austrian formula' ... if you get the otherwise timid Austrian angry he simply does not care about anything else anymore.

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>But that is what anger is for
therefore the hate speech push tu curb this.
it was long in the making and first attempts can be traced back to 2006 or so in the states.
but that is such a slippery slope for everyone, scince it is so easily reframed:
furious anger, or, say, zorn in german
all of a sudden it is not 'irrational' anymore but the sound reaction
this reframing should be employed more often desu

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