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Fat is stored in the balls. Change my mind
Ayden Long
Cooper Thompson
toenails like that disgust me.
and yes, fat becomes energy. for fuck sake this is basic science.
Liam Myers
>Change my mind
Only if you're cute. What do you look like?
Aiden Nguyen
how can fat be stored in the balls, if pee is already in there ?
Kayden Thompson
this
Aiden Sanchez
commies cant do science. thats why they always fail at agriculture and starve
Luis Fisher
>commie wants to know where fat is stored
it's not like this would be useful knowledge for you
Chase Parker
how can pee pee be stored in balls when sperm is already there ?
Juan Peterson
Did pewdiepie upload anything today or no?
Jonathan Watson
it gets converted into energy
Cooper Johnson
Did CNN seriously just try to tell me that I exhale more than I inhale
Michael Rogers
>fat isn't converted into energy when you lose weight
??????????????????
what retardation is this?
Cooper Garcia
>pee and semen are mutually exclusive
Sit down old man.
Jackson Hall
it changes consistency for babby
Bentley Martinez
If fat was converted into energy, 1 lbs of human fat burned would give you 40 Megajoules of energy (via E=mv^2), which is about a third of the energy of the Krakatoa eruption.
Yes, because your body produces gas which it then puts into your lungs to be exhaled. That matter originally entered your body as liquids or solids.
Jordan Moore
>Megajoules
Pettajoules. Not sure how I mixed that up.
Anthony Gutierrez
Sperm comes from your dick faggot. Pee comes from balls.
Leo Bailey
I think what they mean is that fat cells shrink when you lose weight, they don't go anywhere. but the fatty acids contained within do get converted into energy. Clearly they are baiting people into a response.
Joshua Baker
That's like saying gasoline isn't converted into energy because some off it is released as Carbon monoxide.
Tyler Murphy
>1 lb fat
>3500 calories
>not Calories (or kcal)
14.644 MJ
Don't worry burger, this is our punishment for not understanding calorie and Calorie.
Jonathan Gonzalez
I didnt know fat could undergo nuclear fission.
Julian Ward
What about women, where does fat get stored?
Jose Moore
>fat isn't converted by the metabolic pathways at a 100% efficiency rating
>therefore fat is not converted into energy the body uses
Are you braindead?
Ayden Bennett
You also mixed up the energy equation. It should be E = mc^2, not E = mv^2.
Jackson Ramirez
One ball for pee, one for sperm.
Settled science.
Jonathan Russell
Why do you think we have two balls?
Nolan Cook
mindblown
Sebastian Nelson
user the human body is not efficient.
Brody Barnes
>wannabe physicists attempts to undermine ketosis
Here's a nice summary: I have no clue how biochemical reactions take place in the body, so I'm just going to act like physics solves everything. Read a book, fag.
Henry Cooper
Also you're using E = mc^2 to indicate a biological molecules total potential energy, in the context of metabolism, which is literally pure retardation.
Why do science illiterate retards speak about things they know NOTHING about?
James Torres
in the case of communists fat tends to be stored inside the skull first because nature abhors a vacuum
Dylan Miller
So the guy I knew in my childhood who was born with only 1 ball was kinda screwed?
Samuel Stewart
The irony is that a high-fat diet helps you lose weight far faster than a high-carb diet.
This is of course in a 70-80% fat (as part of calories) diet.
>But burgers
Which have these useless buns that do nothing but fuck up your insulin sensitivity.
Oliver Russell
how can commies ever recover
Hunter Wilson
No, thats nigger. Commies dont get fat. You need food for this.
Brody James
if you edge for several hours, your cum will be really watery
by this function, we know that god intended for sex to be brief, because the longer sex goes on, the more urine-like semen becomes
Wyatt Wilson
fat is stored in your mom
Luis Green
And niggers get food? Oh right, WHF
Austin Hernandez
Parker Reyes
Sperm is heavy and rests in the bottom of the balls. Pee is lighter and floats on top. That's why you have to convulse hard before sperms come out, and also why men should not into handstands.
Sebastian Morris
Depends. The question is, if he lacked the pee one, then where did it goes ? And if the other, did he pissed in his gf ?
Kayden Moore
>ITT: People who don't know what "converted to energy" means.
Wyatt Edwards
You have two testicles for that specific reason. If both testicles are filled with pee then you poop. That's how it works.
Sperm is in the willy! If I squeeze my balls does sperm come out of somewhere? No! Only if I squeeze my willy!
Jayden James
When fat is burned it is exhaled. It's an interesting metabolic process.
Robert Morales
He's going to become the next Hitler from all that pent up, poorly stored pee.
Carter Moore
Oh yeah, plenty. We feed them for unknowned reasons.
Asher Roberts
Wrong. Extremely.
1 lb is 3600 kCalories, enough energy to heat 3.6L of water from 0 to 99.96 C. Your numbers are stupid off.
Jason Allen
@165515151
>the entire mass of triglycerides is converted to energy
>fat goes through nuclear fission to produce energy
gave me a hearty chuckle user, thanks
Robert Martin
That's not a fair way to describe their intention. When lay people use "converted to energy", they mean the results of non-100% efficient processes you fucking dork.
Nicholas Stewart
>in this post: pedantic autist
Isaac Johnson
shshhstshutthefuckup smith and wesson/freedom hater
Levi Ortiz
You unironically make the same mistake they do, however.
>fat converted into energy
isn't the same statement as
>mass of the fat converted into energy
Of course, the process you're imagining will still have photon byproducts. So, the fat was converted into photons, not energy.
Wyatt White
>fat is not converted into pure energy theretofore it provides 0 energy
FUG!
Adam Gutierrez
I never saw him piss come to think of it, so where did it go indeed? Maybe he was a wizard?
Jayden Ross
>Trump didn't get the most votes therefore he got none of them
holy fuck this all comes down to it being HER TURN
Levi Diaz
Leo Long
Go troll /sci/ or something faggot, most people here arent even smart enough to understand your retardation
John Clark
No shit. I was explaining the pedantry of the article.
Ryan Flores
>The human body is not a magical reactor that magically turns mass into energy
>Therefore you cannot describe the metabolic process by which the body derives energy to function from food as "converting to energy"
Christian Reyes
Holy shit I knew you browsed Sup Forums
Carter Sanchez
wow, you're right, the fat molecules are not LITERALLY turned into energy, incredible
except that in the loose language of the phrase we are using "fat is converted into energy" we are clearly implying that the MASS of fat deposit is, GENERALLY, broken down into biologically usable energy in the catabolic pathways for lipids
Landon Mitchell
How can the balls store pee, sperm, and fat if they also store balls?
Evan Scott
TITS OR GTFO
>sage
Carter Howard
sounds like the article was written by someone trying to explain why you should still be stuffing your mouth with chocolate cake pizza at 4 in the morning. You need healthcare if you're a fat piece of shit
Justin Brown
Well, an explaination would be that he didnt stored it, and had to wear diapers.
Blake Taylor
Converting to energy means
Fat + O2 --> CO2 + H2O + Heat
You stupid burgers should know that, you are 56% fat
Jackson Kelly
It is also stored in the benis when the balls run out of room for sperm, pee and balls.
That's why when you wake up in the morning and your benis is taller.
Sebastian Robinson
The global warming question has been solved by Hans. Fatties kill polar bears when they become thinner.
Thomas Brooks
cute picture
Kayden Ross
>You need healthcare if you're a fat piece of shit
Most fat people don't let Leptin do its' magic. The rough simplistic sketch of the process is this..
1. Fat Lard eats a lot of shitty carbs
2. In diets with far different macros, Leptin would kick in and be a limiter on appetite.
3. Insulin resistance (remember, carbs are just broken down into simple sugars) kicks in and cucks Leptin from working its magic
Not only that but 3x meals a day fucks over your body's garbage collecting mechanisms that kick in once you reach a fasting state after 8-12 hours without food.
America is a land that would rather treat acute illnesses than take simple steps to prevent illnesses in the first place.
Ethan Long
I dont know why, but i kek'ed. Fuck you.