To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Balkans. The politics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of political theory most of the conflicts will go over a typical Westerner's head. There’s also the eternal Serb’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Dobrisa Cosic literature, for instance. The Balkanoids understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these wars, to realise that they’re not just bloody- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Balkans truly ARE cucks- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the average Bosnian’s existential catchphrase “Mars u picku materinu,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Andric’s epic Na Drini Cuprija. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated Westerns scratching their heads in confusion as Aleksandar Vucic’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Balkan tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re from a neighboring Balkan country beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Balkans. The politics are extremely subtle Wrong, might is right. Greater Serbia, based.
>you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Balkans That must be why you people have low IQs, ergo, I doubt it.
Landon Bell
m8 it's nothing, serbs pull the melodramatic card all the time. don't worry about it. it's just a fun thread ;)))))
Jeremiah Moore
why do people in the balkans look so grey and soulless? is it a lack of vitamin D or something?
Benjamin Foster
Balkan girls tend to act feminine, but they actually look very masculine, especially the faces.
Why is that? They're not ugly, just more masculine.
Charles Price
It's from sucking off the welfare tit when we immigrate into your cucked countries.
Grayson Gray
B&H should just convert to Christianity. Then it would be cool in my book. I might even visit and spend some of my delicious American dollers. U have Air BNB and McDonald's?
Oliver Cruz
Are you Bosnia or serbska?
Jackson Taylor
>Balkan girls tend to act feminine, but they actually look very masculine, especially the faces.
lmao asking the right questions, yes but we have better shit than that
Liam Clark
He wasn't, he borrowed copious amounts of money to repay interest on older loans and to fund easy luxurious lives for the red communist bourgeois until he died.
They are taking apart Macedonia and taking it over. Think.
Also, they are muslim and all muslims have to die, no exception. It's us vs. them.
Daniel Foster
Scandis in general and swedes in particular have a bbc cuckhold fetish ingrained in their dna, it is genetic. Minnesota, the state in the USA with the highest percentage of swedes, has a similar dynamic playing out.
You guys are defective because you are too nice/gullible/easily fooled, something is wrong with you. Seriously
Even a pol thread about the Balkans filled with Balkanites descends into chaos.
Landon Johnson
imagine sucking servian cock in 2018 lmao when they literally turned fyromia against you
Dominic Turner
I2a and I2b genetics make you more masculine, which is why most diaspora slay poon on the daily. Yugo diaspora are some of the most sexually desired people in western euro for example
Jeremiah Stewart
I'd take a Serb over a muslim anytime. No hesitation. Everyone is better than a muslim. EVERYONE.
Daniel Allen
It's out of focus.
Owen Bailey
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Tyler Thomas
Shitposting this hard as diaspora is bad for your health.
Justin Bailey
>Yugo diaspora are some of the most sexually desired people in western euro for example
So true.
Oliver Green
ill still take you over a servelette because im not a delusional retard
Jayden Morris
I cannot wait for the European civil wars. I will kill so many muslims Steven Hawking will be resurrected to come up with a number big enough.
Every night I go to sleep I invent new ways to torture and kill muslims. Last night I came up with a simple pulley system attached to YOU that allows you to move forward, but at the same time is attached to a part of your body and peels away the skin. I will keep you thirsty for days and just before the end attach you to the system and put chill water at intervals before your face... every time you move forward to the water your skin will peel some more. Now imagine a field of these.
We have no problems with you but islam is highly explosive.How about you convert to budism and import cute asian girls?
Daniel Hall
I don't know, Bulgarians are completely irrelevant to Bosnians, positive or negative but I have seen they are very zealous on this board. Maybe it's just this crazy guy though.
Asher Flores
wat
Eli Moore
>Yea,like i care for bunch of larping loosers.
They are your kin. Don't be a nigger.
Camden Young
>very high IQ >extremely subtle Anyone who has even a bit of understanding about the Balkan situation via linguistics, knows there is nothing subtle about any of it. It's a bunch of retards on all sides behaving like little children. It is utterly repulsive.
Andrew Campbell
i didnt read this
Jaxon Nguyen
see
Isaac Hill
You are not wrong. I studied in London for a bit, and while the quality of women was..poor. There were a few qts who couldn't get enough of my BBC (Big Balkan Cock).
Hudson Rogers
Yes you did sweetie :^)
Oh and remember that once SHTF in Europe the Americans will see what's what and will kill you/expell you en masse as well.
you wake up tomorrow,open the tv and see this videoclip on your local mtv
how do you respond
Chase Taylor
>Norwegian wishing death to his neighbors
Jackson White
I don;t respond, it will be just another day on Sup Forums
Charles Hill
Never heard of that one before.
I don't consider the Jugos I see to be masculine in any way (not more than Austrians). Some are tall, some are short, most aren't muscular and they tend to have big noses. They can drink a lot though, I guess that's what you mean by "masculine"?
Bulgarians are wierd man. I had one at work and the way he talked when i asked him about bulgaria was more nationalistic than any yugo i have talked to. And i have some ex-VRS serbs in my family.
Julian Sanders
Have you been under muslim slavery for 500 years and millions of your people killed/enslaved/worse?
No? Don't judge then.
Brandon Phillips
Fuck you nigga im gonna get you in your shithole in rotterdam
Jason Ramirez
>why must ww's always start in the balkans?
no other region has serbs. WW3 will start here.
Hunter Wright
So try and kill Turk's, it wasn't Albanians or Bosnians ruling you.
Liam Roberts
maybe this time we don't have to pick a god damned side, and let everyone else slug it out since this time Turkey, Greece, Russia might all get in on the joke and start shit
