Sup Forums, tell me about jesus
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He was a Jew, Sup Forums's sworn enemy.
He came back as Russel brand
What do you want to know? That God is real, evolution is fake, and so many gullible brainlets all for the theory of evolution even though it has never been proven true?
JESUS is GOD!
The words Jesus will speak when we (believers) come to heaven are: "Enter into the joy of your Master" (Matthew 25:21). The prayer he prayed for us ended on this note: "Father, I desire that they also, whom you have given me, may be with me where I am, to see my glory" (John 17:24). The glory he wants us to see is the "unsearchable riches of Christ." It is "the immeasurable riches of [God's] grace in kindness toward us in Christ Jesus" (Ephesians 2:7).
The superlatives "unsearchable" and "immeasurable" mean that there will be no end to our discovery and enjoyment. There will be no boredom. Every day will bring forth new and stunning things about Christ which will cause yesterday's wonder to be seen in new light, so that not only will there be new sights of glory everyday, but the accumulated glory will become more glorious with every new revelation.
The gospel is the good news that the everlasting and ever-increasing joy of the never-boring, ever-satisfying Christ is ours freely and eternally by faith in the sin-forgiving death and hope-giving resurrection of Jesus Christ.
May God give you "strength to comprehend with all the saints what is the breadth and length and height and depth, and to know the love of Christ that surpasses knowledge" (Ephesians 3:18-19).
Through faith, Christ becomes in us an inexhaustible fountain of satisfying life that lasts forever and leads us to heaven, and on the way sets us free from the sinful illusions of other satisfactions. This he does by sending us his Spirit (John 7:38–39).
Through faith, Christ becomes in us an inexhaustible fountain of satisfying life that lasts forever.
Through one man (Adam) death was given to ALL men and through one man (Christ) life is given to ALL men. Sorry bitches
He was like all
>jesus fucking christ dudes
>quit that shit
and then they had him murdered for rocking the boat
Greatest and most Influential man to ever live and was pure and never committed a single sin.
God himself in a fleshy vessel
Notice all the vile sinners here being blasphemous fags
>He who fears the truth hates the truth
“Behold, I will make those of the synagogue of Satan who say that they are Jews and are not, but lie—behold, I will make them come and bow down before your feet, and they will learn that I have loved you.”
Revelation 3:9 ESV
English, please
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But I'll let you get back to destroying Sup Forums with your fake bumps
The bible says plainly that "every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus is Lord". Sorry atheist edgelord, you will bend the knee according to the Word of God. To "Christians" that say otherwise, your father is the devil.
Jesus himself said, “this is eternal life, that they know you the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom you have sent” (John 17:3). And Paul expressed his deepest longings like this: “I have suffered the loss of all things and count them as rubbish, in order that I may gain Christ… that I may know him and the power of his resurrection” (Philippians 3:8, 10). What we will enjoy most about the resurrection is having the dim mirror of this age removed and finally seeing Jesus face to face, finally knowing the triune God fully as we have been fully known by him (1 Corinthians 13:12).
It's great.
Fake and gay
Seeing and savoring the supremacy of Jesus Christ frees you from the slavery of sin for the sacrifices of love. That’s number one way of saying it.
Here’s a second way to say it. Being satisfied with all that God is for you in Jesus frees you from the bondage of sin for the suffering of love.
Here’s a third way to say it. Faith in Jesus Christ frees you from the slavery of sin for the sacrifices of love.
Jesus is God. The one living and everlasting Godhead from whom all things came and to whom all things flow.
He came as Jesus in the flesh to fulfill his promise to redeem his creation from our sin and took our punishment upon himself, died and rose from the dead.
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In this we may receive Everlasting Life with the forgiveness of our sin and the restoration of our relationship with our Creator.
>Muh Jebus is evil and is a Jew
>can't even understand a verse of the Bible
He is the gateway to salvation. Let him into your life user, I will sleep better at night knowing that I guided you toward the light.
6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
Every knee shall bow and tongue confess
king of jews
liar kike globalist
He never existed. There is no God.
Jesus Walks on the Water
5 And in the fourth watch of the night he came to them, walking on the sea.
Jesus Raises a Widow's Son
4 Then he came up and touched the bier, and the bearers stood still. And he said, “Young man, I say to you, arise.” 15 And the dead man sat up and began to speak, and Jesus gave him to his mother.
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Eh's a pretty cool guy, that doesn't afraid of anything.
The Lord Jesus, by his perfect obedience and sacrifice of himself, which he through the eternal Spirit once offered up unto God, hath fully satisfied the justice of God, procured reconciliation, and purchased an everlasting inheritance in the kingdom of heaven, for all those whom the Father hath given unto Him. ( Hebrews 9:14; Hebrews 10:14; Romans 3:25, 26; John 17:2; Hebrews 9:15 )
Funny story about king of the jews Pilate was like
>king of the jews
>wat
and the jews were like
>HAIL CEASER
>DO IT
so then Pilate was like
>fuk jews
>put "king of the jews on that stick"
and then the Jew were all like REEEEEEEEE
It pleased God, in His eternal purpose, to choose and ordain the Lord Jesus, his only begotten Son, according to the covenant made between them both, to be the mediator between God and man; the prophet, priest, and king; head and saviour of the church, the heir of all things, and judge of the world; unto whom he did from all eternity give a people to be his seed and to be by him in time redeemed, called, justified, sanctified, and glorified. ( Isaiah 42:1; 1 Peter 1:19, 20; Acts 3:22; Hebrews 5:5, 6; Psalms 2:6; Luke 1:33; Ephesians 1:22, 23; Hebrews 1:2; Acts 17:31; Isaiah 53:10; John 17:6; Romans 8:30 )
>taking catholic figures in america class in college
>professor is a commie jesuit
why are the jesuits commies? fucking why? At least they could disavow all the tranny + drug shit the left pushes
Hes a pretty cool guy if you ask me. Never had anything against him.
w3rd
The source of EVERYTHING ROMAN CATHOLIC IS satan
Jesus was way cool. Everybody liked jesus. Everbody wanted to hang out with him. Anything he wanted to do, he did. He turned water into wine, and if he'd wanted to, he could have turned sugar into cocaine, wheat into Marijuana, and vitamin pills into amphetamines. He walked on the water and swam on the land. He would tell these stories, and people would listen to him. He was really cool.
>Jesus was a Jew
>Who was actually a Galilean and was killed by the Jews for calling them out of being Jews
This logic is only retarded enough to exist on Sup Forums
well basically God made us and even though we're flawed and rebellious He liked us so much He decided to become one us so we can become moarliek Him. Jesus is the Word made flesh. What "word?" that's kinda complicated. Genesis says "in the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was God." the greeks called this the "pre-eternal logos" - kind of the origin of all thought and consciousness. if we couls be truly without sin we would be like Him but the enemy is constantly polluting our minds with sin. so the best we can do is ask Him for grace, which we're gonna get anyway but it's still polite to ask
got it? okay good
Just goes to show how fucked up Jews are that they wanted him gone for being so chill.
He's, ok. He influenced many to build better nations.
gonna need a better explanation famalam
If you were blind or lame, Jesus would put his hands on you, and you would be healed. That's so cool. He could have played guitar better than Hendrix, he could have told the future, he could have baked the mist delicious cake in the world. Jesus could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky. He could have danced better than Barishnakov. Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of.
him being a jew is pretty essential, if he weren't then he wouldnt be able to fulfil the prophecies and be the messiah of the jews
- called rabbi
- seed of abraham
- son of david
- of the tribe of Judah (where the term yehudi/jew derives from)
- circumcised on the 8th day
- preached torah at the synagogue
- called the king of jews.
i don't really know any way that he could certify his jewishness any harder, is there anything left?
That's ok. God gave us Norm MacDonald.
>be born in the middle of jews
>get called jewish things
yeah that's really hard to reconcile isn't it
Jesus was way cool. He told people to eat his body and drink his blood. That's so cool, Jesus was so cool. Then some people got jealous of how cool he was, so they killed him. But then he rose from the dead! He rose from the dead, and danced around and went up to heaven. I mean that's so cool. Jesus was way cool. No wonder there are so many Christians.
no it's not at all difficult to reconcile that when you're born a jew you're called jewish things
mAh Nigga
>and then you tell the jews to stop being such jews
>and then they murder you
alright
"Let us try to visualize this chance. If you mark one of ten tickets, and place all of the tickets in a hat, and thoroughly stir them, and then ask a blindfolded man to draw one, his chance of getting the right ticket is one in ten. Suppose that we take 1017 silver dollars and lay them on the face of Texas. They will cover all of the state two feet deep. Now mark one of these silver dollars and stir the whole mass thoroughly, all over the state.
"Blindfold a man and tell him that he can travel as far as he wishes, but he must pick up one silver dollar and say that this is the right one. What chance would he have of getting the right one? Just the same chance that the prophets would have had of writing these eight prophecies and having them all come true in any one man, from their day to the present time, providing they wrote using their own wisdom."
> tell the jews to stop being such jews
yes, and to be proper jews instead
therefore it's more like
>tell the leading jews that they're jewing wrong >get murdered for audacity
Why wouldn't God be pissed off his """chosen""" took to practicing Satanic Talmudic Babylon Mysticism?
>Jewing right is being a decent human being in the Occidental World
Guess we're all Jews whether we like or not then.
The worst shills are mindgeek ones who spread pornography here.
Sexual excess will ruin your life. When you look at pornography, it serves as conditioning and future reinforcement to do it again.
Before long it is twice a day or more. The mind once alive and creative is reduced to nothing other than sexual goals and thoughts. They are of no real benefit. You only do them and want to do it for pleasure, which is fleeting and will never lead to happiness. Take heroin if that is your be all and end all in life.
The fickle thing about pornography and sex habit is that the desire to redo it rests in the instinctual brain, making it even harder to quit than hardcore opiates where the decision to take them at least emanates from the advanced faculties involving forethought and meditation.
Each time I engage in this onanistic ritual, I feel my life and potential slipping away before my very eyes. It takes weeks again of relentless effort to again rid myself, with each attempt becoming more difficult than the last. I fear it may be too late for me at times but at least I can warn others before it's too late for them. So I try to counter the blatant porn promoters, with messages such as these hoping that someone out there sees this as inspiration and reverses course. It is possible to quit pornography and masturbation, treat it worse than a drug addiction. Dismiss the slightest thought.
the talmud didn't exist during jesus' time
idk about the decent human being part, but if you're a christian you're definitely a jew as per romans 2:28-29
>The Babylonian captivity or Babylonian exile is the period in Jewish history during which a number of people from the ancient Kingdom of Judah were captives in Babylonia. After the Battle of Carchemish in 605 BCE, Nebuchadnezzar, the king of Babylon, besieged Jerusalem, resulting in tribute being paid by King Jehoiakim.[1]
That's where the talmud comes from.
checked yeah it did fag.
>if you're a jew you're definitely a jew
Yeah, I get that. Correct term would be Hebrew, however.
But you forget that even then there's still the question about those who don't follow Christ, practice usury and generally make our lives shittier by BEING there.
What are they? We call them Jews, because they don't even deserve to be called by the name of the people of Abraham.
Jews came into existence after Jesus. Judaism was created to be explicitly anti Christian. Rabbis didn't even exist until after the temple was destroyed in 70AD. Read the New Testament if you want an actual understanding of covenants and the religion of the old testament
>meditation
Premeditation
that's talking about the babylonian captivity, not the formation of the talmud. The talmud was created long after the death of jesus
"It may also traditionally be called Shas (ש״ס), a Hebrew abbreviation of shisha sedarim, or the "six orders" of the Mishnah. The Talmud has two components; the Mishnah (Hebrew: משנה, c. year 200 CE), a written compendium of Rabbinic Judaism's Oral Torah; and the Gemara (circa year 500)"
Where did the oral tradition come from if it weren't for rabbis?
pic related rabbi's oral torah
>Correct term would be Hebrew, however.
no it wouldn't, jew/yehudi replaced israelite already in the book of esther in the old testament
>But you forget that even then there's still the question about those who don't follow Christ, practice usury and generally make our lives shittier by BEING there.
yes this is jews, always have been and are now
this is from the old testament
Deuteronomy 23:19
"19 Do not charge a fellow Israelite interest, whether on money or food or anything else that may earn interest. 20 You may charge a foreigner interest, but not a fellow Israelite, so that the Lord your God may bless you in everything you put your hand to in the land you are entering to possess."
Same jews today as they've always been, and jesus was one of them, pure in his bloodline
>Jews came into existence after Jesus
no, the jews are the children of israel, and they go back to probably ~1500BC and were called yehudim already in 400BC
The thing with oral traditions is that it can come from a lot of place, user.
The Talmud was written well after the Jews passed some time in Assyria and Iran, and after their time under the imperial roman cult, mixing the ancient hebraic traditions with impure and rather uncomfortable practices.
Rabbis also are simply "masters" or "sages" in Hebraic tradition. You could potentially be a rabbi and not follow Hebraism.
>evolution has never been proven true
They made it up. Why would you believe Jews? And why would jesus be called Rabbi and then said to be boiling in excrement in the Talmud.
Call no man master
>wealthier nations are obligated to receive migrants from shitholes and make them integrate to society
and you think this is somehow positive?
he was the first punk rocker. EVER!
prime examples of jewish pilpul in action
Well, to be fair, Jesus told them to get the shekels out of the temple so that was going just too far.
You sound steadfast in your belief in God given how much you value proof it seems. Why do you believe God is real but not in evolution?
Jesus is God for one simple reason. He didnt give a fuck and taught us how not to give a fuck either. Meaning nothing that happens here on earth matters so why get angry? why be hate-filled? why be resentful? why feel inadequate? why feel jealous? He taught everyone how to be free, thats why I love Him.
He was a leader but he served.
He didnt run from his crosses, he picked them up.
He was all-powerful but restrained himself from using his powers on us little bitch human beings even when we pissed him off (and killed him).
You know the ppl who hate him right away because they are obsessed with things of this earth sex, money, power. they care so much about it even when they know they shouldnt, so they hate him because they dont want to be free. They want to believe that the "things of the flesh" are important and mean something.
Hes some prophet dude like all the other prophet dudes, read some oldass stone writings, and walked around with other permavirgins inna desert and wrote down some manifesto shit and spread it to illiterates to read.
So basically a bunch of Sup Forums /x/ NEETs in year 20 AD thinking they can manipulate people with words were successful.
Jesus didn't write any of that shit. I bet you think Socrates wrote shit down instead of his students.
Hm should i rejoin Jesus side?
Evolution is a highly speculative group of theories based on radical materialism which is philosophically devoid of any logical truth.
>why get angry? why be hate-filled?
Jesus did so when it was righteous, such as driving merchants from the temple, and bitching at the Pharisees the way Sup Forums does about jewry.
> so they hate him because they dont want to be free
actually the real freedom is knowing that a 5"1 pacifist jewish man isn't looking over your shoulder every waking hour from space
See what you think. You're always welcome back if you think it's the right way to go.
He never got angry for himself. He got exasperated for other people.
He only really got pissed when you disrespected His Father.
ceiling cat still watches u masturbate fag
and so do five eyes and the KGB
the Jews* not you goddamn
>He only really got pissed when you disrespected His Father.
All these crypto-gnostic beta Christians and their hatred of based genocidal Father really pisses me off too.
>Muh Father is bad because he genocided degenerates and sodomites, how evil!
I'll take Him every day over you, you fence sitting nigger.
Correct, I said "taught" us, not "intimidate" us. He clearly didnt do that.
jesus saved my life