/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - DEALMAKER IN CHIEF EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Tucker: Men In America Pt4 3/21/18
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NEW APPEARANCES
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Indonesia FM 3/26/18
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>WH Press Brief (Raj) 3/26/18
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #31 (Lara) 3/26/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
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>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
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>Pres Trump departs DC 3/23/18
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>FLotUS Melania @2018 Intl Women Of Courage Awards 3/23/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st event in Atlanta GA 3/23/18
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>VP Pence w/Annie Moore in WVa 3/23/18
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>2nd Lady/Charlotte talk about Marlon Bundo 3/23/18
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>AG Sessions (partial) in Birmingham AL 3/23/18
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>DepAG Rosenstein on Cyber Law Enforcement 3/23/18
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>FCC Commisioner Pajit on Robocalls 3/23/18
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>HHSDep video: Opioids abuse 3/23/18
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>USDA video: Sec Perdue BackToOurRoots Tour 3/23/18
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>This Week @State 3/23/18
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>Pres Trump @Greek Independence Day Celebration 3/22/18
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>Pres Trump @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT

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Give this dog a high five

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FLORIDA SHOOTING WAS DONE BY ISRAEL.

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1) Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Scott Israel want to have a school shooting in their county.
2) Alphabet Soup gets a tip on a "suspicious comment" that N. Cruz made about wanting to be a "professional school shooter".
3) Alphabet Soup says they can't verify it and leave him in place to become the patsy.
4) Date & time of shooting is selected by DWS and Scott Israel.
5) Feb 14th – Students at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School have an evacuation drill in the morning.
6) Something causes Cruz to show up on campus via an Uber Taxi("Hey meet me outside class after Pre-Calc! --Cindy").
7) Team of 2-3 shooters (Mossad Agents) go into the school and kills kids with Cruz on campus.
8) Alexa Miednik(Blonde Jew witness) sees Cruz during the evacuation and speaks to him while hearing shots fired elsewhere on campus.
9) For unknown reasons, hired shooters fail to execute Cruz and stage his suicide.
10) Students are evacuated and Cruz leaves campus in the shuffle.
11) Cruz does not know the police are after him and decides to go get something to eat at McDonald's/Subway without knowing he is the pre-selected patsy.
12) FBI/Police arrest him as he walks down a residential street on his way home as he has been pre-selected to be the "shooter".
13) They spend the night using MKUltra/Brainwashing techniques him convincing him that he has done the crime.
14) Feb 15th – Cruz pleads guilty to 17 counts of premeditated homicide due to the MKUltra/Brainwashing techniques.
15) Feb 16th - Demolition of Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Fl is announced to cover up the scene of the crime

More points:
>Scott Israel quoted the Talmud in press conference for shooting
>MSM made sure to report the shooting interrupted "Holocaust classes"
>Several victims were Jewish (blood passover/sacrifice ritual)
>Cruz was an Elsagate MKUltra victim \ Youtube pedo

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oowA

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AWOOOO

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why is kiters displeazed wit monies?

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Little woos need lots of rest,
Get some Zs to be your best!

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>showing competitor content

Why even?

>you will never suck your own daughter's puffy nips while a porn star farts on your balls

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#MeTooKidz

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Drumpf.

Good job Hannity give it more attention.

STORMY OVERLOAD

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I win.

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So what new blackpill came out today?

>star farts on your balls

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I swear this episode is a rerun

>2014 analysis that found that more than 5 percent of autistic youth sampled for his study also displayed some level of desire to be the other gender, according to parental reports. (He cautioned that it’s too soon to say what the exact percentage in the overall population may be.) Another widely referenced study found that 7.8 percent of young people being treated for gender dysphoria at a clinic in Amsterdam had a confirmed diagnosis of ASD.

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You mean Hoo-wah?

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They finally got him?!?!?

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He likes doing that, he does it every hour on his radio show.

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I understand I might be seen as a concern troll, but lads, reassure me if you may and back it up with evidence if possible.

Where the fuck is the wall? It's been almost two years now and I don't see a wall being built, I was expecting to see liberals crying about it by now.

>these ridiculous-ass questions
I'm so fucking mad I don't know what to do right now

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>India Invests $500 Million In Two U.S. Steel Operations…
theconservativetreehouse.com/2018/03/26/india-invests-500-million-in-two-u-s-steel-operations/

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seriously what if Trump fucked Ivanka? would /ptg/ defend him?

>Jimmy Carter
>giving his opinion on foreign policy

top laff

Stop posting this girl

Go with it.

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Awoovement!

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frens

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Like the Democrats defended Clinton :)

No one respected him while he was in office, why the fuck should we now?

of course. israel #1

Hopefully this just makes him a stud.

At the end of the day, people know that a guy that fucks a lot is the ultimate form of success biologically.
It's hard to not make this him feel instinctively like a "winner"

Stormy Daniels is a Trump plant.

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>you will never

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hell no, and they never will

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He was just checking prototypes in California. He's the Donald and all but surely you didn't think the great wall would be completed within a decade? It took the Chinese hundreds of years.

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Since when is Cooper working for CBS?

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It's never happening, bud. Just accept it. Once the Dem's take the House in November Trump will be under constant investigation and his agenda will be completely haulted to a stop.

>he hast had a grill fart while you are balls deep in her ass

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cute!

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Is this the movement you cucks are always talking about?

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youtube.com/watch?v=a5Kax1LRRaM
"king of debt" and other disgusting jew-stuff. gas the kikes, gas trump.

I'd vote for John Wayne Gacy if I had a guarantee he'd finally do something about immigration.

fuck you, Akko a cute

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Remember punch right, punch right all the time. Never ever punch left because its "our" duty to make sure everyone on the right is grounded into fine salt for the sin of not being Hitler on jumper cables. As if he was the only person with ideas.

Will Trump truly build wall through M? Or was he just trying to piss off dems with that tweet?

>Anderson "I love dicks" Vanderbilt talking about heterosexual sexual relations
Wew

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Hello awoo frens of color

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awoo

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>Joe was a lawyer
He really is evil

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Get comfy lads.

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Who here love DACA?

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Depends did he fuck her bareback?

AWOO

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i wonder how many sets of balls she farted on but yours

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I love based gun control
MAGA

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>you remind me of my daughter

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>but surely you didn't think the great wall would be completed within a decade?

I expected the fucking construction to begin by now faggot.

>audience groans
Lol

> White nationalists’ depiction of Jews is such a throwback to what I learned about when I was in Sunday school. It’s exactly how the Nazis depicted Jews. They’re both these rapacious moneybags and left-wing radicals. They’re sniveling weaklings and all-powerful puppet masters. These are not new images and they’ve always been contradictory.

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Ivanka is too normal to have had a history of sexual abuse by her father. There's no way he ever touched her.

>he hasn't deleted his tay folder yet

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Someone needs to add a jerry springer crowd noise to the 60 mins. interview

>CNN's Jerry Springer

kek

why is Hannity's attempt to brand people so cringe-worthy compared to Trump?

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Trump-sama wa ecchides!

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>reduced to short shill bursts
sad faggots

>I agree with liberal Joe

JOE WINS

>Former CEO and VP of Finance for a Virginia-Based Software Company Plead Guilty to Employment Tax Fraud

>Did Not Pay More than $2 Million in IRS Payroll Taxes and Retirement Withholdings


justice.gov/opa/pr/former-ceo-and-vp-finance-virginia-based-software-company-plead-guilty-employment-tax-fraud

>Two former executives at a Virginia-based software company pleaded guilty today to conspiring to defraud the government by failing to pay over employment taxes to the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), announced Principal Deputy Assistant Attorney General Richard E. Zuckerman of the Justice Department’s Tax Division and Acting U.S. Attorney Tracy Doherty-McCormick for the Eastern District of Virginia.
According to documents and information provided to the court, Robert Lewis was the Chief Executive Officer and Kristie Lynn McDonald was the Vice President of Finance and Administration of a software company in Sterling, Virginia. From January 2011 to February 2013, Lewis and McDonald conspired to defraud the United States by failing to pay over to the IRS more than $1.8 million in payroll taxes withheld from employee paychecks.
As part of their scheme, Lewis and McDonald admitted that they circumvented the company’s normal payroll and accounting procedures by paying some employees with manual checks. The employees still received their correct salary, but by bypassing the accounting system, Lewis and McDonald were able to hide the fact that the withholdings were not being paid over to the IRS. Lewis and McDonald admitted that the practical effect of their scheme was to conceal the company’s failing financial condition from its Board of Directors. Lewis and McDonald also admitted that they caused the company to file false quarterly employment tax returns with the IRS underreporting the amount of tax due.

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CIA heart attack gun?

>Stormy Daniels is a Trump plant.
I haven't ruled this out myself. She's essentially got CNN chasing its own tail and ignoring everything else.
The legal battle between lawyers on both sides, though, brings it into question. This isn't damning either at the same time, as all these could be dragged out and ultimately dropped to no effect other than to waste time.

If she is honestly breaking a genuine and applicable NDA, she's royally fucking herself.

probably, considering he doesn't like condoms. but I get your point. what if he didn't fuck her but he fooled around with her?

>tfw no Tiff gf
Just end it.

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>22
>bump stocks
I have come to learn that nobody really likes these.

>bill says "rate of fire increasing equipment"
That's somewhat of a problem, but also could be a sleeper legal strategy to then get SCOTUS to overturn it on vagueness

>exactly what legal change has happened yet
nothing.
>what does that mean
That all the cards are still on the table.

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This

Women who have been abused at best turn out like...well like Stormy Daniels

LOL Hannity's damage control is literally deflecting to Bill Clinton. No one is defending Bill! He's trash just like pedo Trump!

The ABSOLUTE STATE of the Zionist "Deep State!"

They're changing hearts & minds. So powerful.

Trump thought "I wasn't popular with women"

But now Trump fucks hot bitches confirmed.
Chad status engaged.
But Bill Clinton made it okay.
He's golden.

I'm thoroughly convinced Stormy Daniels is a Trump plant after this nothing burger 60 minutes. Every second of air-time is Trump getting exactly what he wants.

>rainbow puzzle piece

It's actually beautiful how well it symbolizes our modern world. It could be the coat of arms for cultural marxists.

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>liberals can't stop talking about Trumps sex life
I predict that by 2080 liberals will finally come to terms with loving president Trump and try to pull a "he was really a democrat" thing

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>black tranny

>construction begin by now
They're testing it out right now what the fuck do you think you can just go from 0 to 81 gigawatts that fast?

>herewegojoker.gif

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>California Man Sentenced to 27 Months in Prison for the Sale of Black Rhinoceros Horns

justice.gov/opa/pr/california-man-sentenced-27-months-prison-sale-black-rhinoceros-horns

>Edward N. Levine, 67, a resident of Novato, California, was sentenced today to 27 months in prison and followed by three years of supervised release for the sale of two black rhinoceros horns in Las Vegas. Levine will also be prohibited from wildlife and antique sales as a result of today’s sentencing.

A jury convicted Levine on September 14, 2017, of conspiracy to violate the Lacey and Endangered Species Acts and a substantive violation of the Lacey Act for knowingly selling the horns to an undercover agent from the United States Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS). His co-defendant, Lumsden Quan, had previously pleaded guilty to the indictment and was sentenced in December 2015 to 367 days of imprisonment and a $10,000 fine.

The sentence was announced by Assistant Attorney General Jeffrey H. Wood for the Environment and Natural Resources Division of the Department of Justice, U.S. Attorney Dayle Elieson for the District of Nevada, and Acting Chief of Law Enforcement Edward Grace for USFWS.

The Honorable Chief Judge Gloria M. Navarro in U.S. district court in Las Vegas sentenced Levine for his role in the conspiracy, which involved negotiating the sale and transporting the horns from California to Nevada in March 2014. Levine and Quan ultimately sold the horns to an undercover agent posing as a taxidermist for $55,000 in a Las Vegas casino hotel room. Levine had faced a maximum of five years imprisonment for violating the Lacey Act.

“Complex international investigations such as Operation Crash have demonstrated the link between wildlife trafficking and criminal organizations also involved in other serious transnational organized crimes including trafficking of illegal firearms and drugs,”

...

>jews can point to headstones that have been overturned
that was the wind

I just realized that the rift will never stop punching right, compromising, selling white people short, and disagreeing on important issues

>watching tick tock man
>ever
Cease immediately.

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Trump will be posthumously loved by these faggots just like they're currently rehabilitating Dubya. That's not a good thing, but I can see it.

>rhino horns

fucking chinks

Hannity wouldn't be spending so much air time on it.
Rush hasn't either. Until last night.
I think the right wing media was in the dark until last night and now they were told to go ahead and cover it.

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ITT we pretend it's Saturday

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Oy vey don't you dare criticize our dancing!

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