/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD -MONDAY NIGHT COONERY EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays


PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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>get another car over here

audible chimplike screeching in the background

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>ex girlfriend pulled a knife at kids birthday party.

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>her son attacked her

and here we go

Good morning, Robert.

There was some great coonery this weekend but non many anons in the thread

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Someone gonna get shot and boom protest.

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>hollywood @ broadway completely shutdown for CFD

can someone give me a quick rundown

What do I do if everyone from Chicago Moves into my neighborhood?

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i can't understand shit

Multi floor apartment complex fire.

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>CHECK YO KEYS PLEASE

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>male black on the roof lurking.

We had about 20 shots fired calls last night. Hopefully Male Black saved some ammo for tonight.

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who here /bingo/

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Too early for Bingo. Those only really work between Memorial day and Halloween.

Robert needs to check his fucking keys though.

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>male black fighting a female black who is pregnant.

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>2 shots fired

ah ah ah

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Real Robert Hours incoming

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>three male blacks looked at the caller then jumped in a Cadillac and took off.

This sounds pretty serious, Robert!

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>homeless people are blocking the amazon store
>employees don't feel safe to leave the store

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>victim in serious condition with injuries to the face

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Aesthetically, the never ending battle between Robert and male black is an epic legend akin to Vikings and ice trolls.

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>2 male blacks pushed him into the car and took off.

RIP

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>game letting out at united center

>man with a gun in front of the station.

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Did dispatch just say there's someone outside of the 10th precinct HQ with a gun?

>Did dispatch just say there's someone outside of the 10th precinct HQ with a gun?

Yep. And libshits honestly believe police are going to take the guns from 100 million citizens.

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>multi-car accident at 94 and Lawrence
>calling ISP

>very intoxicated male that needs EMS at Grand & Paulina

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>1 shot fired

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>listen to your radios

also, nice digits

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>Northwestern Hospital on advanced life support bypass

dafuq?!

Somebody stole a squad car a couple nights ago.

>long time girlfriend
>only knows her first name

Sounds like a prostitute to me.

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>group of males fighting with caller's nieces
>they have knives and mace

>20 males out there fighting
>they have knives and mace

What can men do against such reckless coonery?

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>now they have golf clubs and bats

>they have golf clubs and bats

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>suspicious box

These threads are the best predictor for spring in the midwest.

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>male throwing woman's personal belongings outside into the rain

>two females fighting at the red line
>one got shanked with a boxcutter