They have released the virus

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Better go get those flu shots anons!

>Cuz they would never think to put something in the flu shots!

>esta working........

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i havent had my flu shot in 5 years, the sickest i ever got since then has been a hangover from downing a two six packs of yuenglings in college.

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w-what do you mean?

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Tbh, as long as you got your shots as a kid, apply a drop of iodine to any cuts you get and wash your hands with a pocket bottle of hand-wash when in densely populated or cramped public spaces (i.e public transport) then you will be more than fine. Haven't had a shot since '96.

The iodine is for preventing tetanus, you don't really need a shot for it if you properly disinfect your wounds within a couple of minutes of getting them.

Fucking degenerate.

la creatura is evolving

Pol finds a way to blame Jews for bacteria

Who's gonna be a good goy and get a vaccine? You don't want to be THAT guy, do you?

this is a test only to see that their genetic models of white people are working

Until Russia, Iran, and North Korea are "managed" they can't pull the trigger. This is why making friends with Putin and calming North Korea is so critical. We absolutely need genuinely independent nuclear powers to prevent domination.

STOP TAKING THE FUCKING FLU SHOTS

I've never had the flu and I've never gotten a flu shot. Weird huh.

Who the fuck carries around Iodine and a pocket sized hand sanitizer bottle?

Let me rephrase that...

Who the fuck is that much of a pussy in public?
Wash your hands and put on a band aid and have a healthy days worth of vitamins and supplements if you cant get them in your daily meals and you'll be fine.

>kekistani flag
Hug your waifu pillow just a little bit tighter tonight bud.

Because you Jews keep finding new ways to spread it.

At least im not a drinker, fucking degeneracy.

its a virus not bacteria you fucking brainlet leaf.

>implying anyone other than literal freaks knows the difference

(you)

I got the flu once when I was a child and then never again. Almost like I developed an immunity to the virus after defeating it on my own...

I know your trolling but your why Sup Forums is turning to cancer. I'm still having you banned

how fucking weak do you have to be to need fucking flu shots what the fuck

I haven't had the flu since my last flu shot.
Not saying it's correlated but like a week after my last flu shot I got the flu.

>goy come get your second flu shot, you dont want to get sick do you?

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Based honorary texan flag

read up on how "flu shots" work and you'll understand why you got sick.

Good, only Sup Forumstarded conspiracy nuts are dumb enough to be anti-vaxxers. Time to wipe out this shithole.

DO IT, FAGGOTS

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I was fucking sick for 2 weeks with a fever , never ending water falls of shots, headaches , coughs , lightheadedness , stomach pain , chills , waking up in piles of sweat. No fucking insurance and every over the counter shit was not working . Finnaly no fever and everything else is going away now but fuck me that was a intense 2 weeks .
Also I know like 10 people who caught this crap it's really going around

Snot*

>every over the counter shit
Stick with natural stuff user, otherwise you'll died in the coming pandemic

sorry to say it but you have HIV bud

Do you not?

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>Tfw
>Each time I miss a flu shot Im getting hit by a flu so hard that can't even get up from bed for 2 weeks
>Once I had a somehow 40°C temperature
That was awful. Never missed flu shots ever since.
t.immunitlet

>goes around touching shit stained door handles without cleaning his hands
How does shit taste, user?

I had swineflu when it rolled through brisbane last, it knocked me around a little bit but I went to work that week at a timberyard in the dust and heat except for one day when I took it off to shake the thing, its now the same strain that is killing americlaps and bongs

never gotten vaccinated

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>Not maximizing your disease resistance by exposing yourself to germs
How do you think Pajeets live to the age of 120 user?

I got this really early, like back in October.

I never had a flu shot and only had the flew once with minor cold like symptoms. Only Immunelets need flu shots.

hopefully it's engineered to kill low test soyboys

this desu senpai

vitamin d3
zinc
magnesium
iodine
selenium

das it, bros. I'm not going to tell you i haven't been sick in years. But my illnesses have been beaten in a matter of days not weeks like I see from co-workers. And I say days, as in a weekend.
Don't fall for the flushot meme. Unless you're hanging around infants or the elderly all day long, in terms of longevity, I see no reason for it. We ain't supposed to inject shit into our bloodstreams. We think we're so fuckin smart. They've convinced an entire generation that it's totally normal. I don't buy it.
My doctors have always told me, "If you can avoid invasive action, avoid it." I'm taking their advice.

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also, stop eating sugar. It's fukin killing you. and i like some of you niggers

You guys are all fucking retarded.
Flu shots are designed for children, elderly, and people who are otherwise immunocompromised, e.g. people with AIDs or people going through chemo. If you're a healthy person in your 20s, you don't really need to go out and pay for a shot. You'll probably be fine.

As for all the anti-vax sentiment in this thread, you're fucking stupid. Nobody puts shit in your vaccines.

What are you even trying to imply here? "Genetic models of white people"? You realise we sequenced the human genome decades ago, right? No clue how a flu shot relates to human genetics anyway. Brainlet.
Viruses mutate you utter fucking brainlet. You haven't gotten sick because you have a good immune system in general, not because you're fucking impervious to flu.
Side-effect of the vaccine, unlikely to actually be flu, unless you were infected by a different strain.
No, you look up how vaccines work. You're not infected with a live, unaltered virus.
Doing shit like this as a child is a major factor in developing a good immune system as an adult. If you live your whole life in a bubble, washing your hands with antibacterials every 20 minutes, you're fucking yourself.

-t. phd

Only the people who get their shots will end up dying in the end.

>Who the fuck carries around Iodine and a pocket sized hand sanitizer bottle?
I carry a pretty extensive first aid kit on me at all times.

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this

Yeah, some crushed up seeds and berries, or leaves and roots. That'll definitely cure disease better than medicine with countless peer-reviewed papers behind it.

you absolutely have to go back

I just got sick last week, was like 3-4 days of fever and it was over, whats the drama all about?

>You guys are all fucking retarded.
Flu shots are designed for children, elderly, and people who are otherwise immunocompromised, e.g. people with AIDs or people going through chemo. If you're a healthy person in your 20s, you don't really need to go out and pay for a shot. You'll probably be fine.
No, idiot. People with fucked immune systems cannot get the flu shot because it will fuck them up.

Is it really true that cold weather spreads the flu virus? I feel like it has to be false since people are indoors all the time now regardless of weather

>Is it really true that cold weather spreads the flu virus?
no

Tell me more about the "genetic models of white people" that are being "tested" through fucking flu shots.
I'm fucking intrigued about where you've pulled this bullshit from.

>cdc.gov/flu/protect/hiv-flu.htm
>People with HIV and AIDS are at high risk of serious influenza-related complications and should get the inactivated influenza vaccine (the flu shot)
Fuck yourself, you absolute cretin.

>peer-reviewed
Kek, that won't save you when the time comes

>Tell me more about the "genetic models of white people" that are being "tested" through fucking flu shots.
they're not being tested through flu shots they're being tested by the flu

>Is it really true that cold weather spreads the flu virus?
Of course not, that's ridiculous. It's the behavior of people during cold seasons.

And yet we're still using the same old vaccines for polio and measles. Why? How can those vaccines still work if the virus mutates every generation? The flu can mutate all it wants, my body will kill it. Maybe when it evolves into something that no longer fits in the "flu" family I'll have something to worry about. If getting a polio vaccine from a 1955 viral strain protects me from polio today, getting the flu in middle school protects me from the flu today too. Prove me wrong, fucking brainlet.

But how does that change? People are indoors at home or indoors at work. Kids do the same since videogames. Even moreso in the city where the flu is more common

you dont usually carry your Iodine bottle with you annon? you must be a bravado

...

>t. phd

argument from authority; irrelevant

>nobody puts shit in your vaccines

assertion without backing or merit

All these insults and fallacies, no actual substance.. hmm.. wonder who could be behind this

Something tells me if this does not work they are just gonna use the nukes to solve their biggest problem.

Those who refer to vaccines as "MY shots" rather than "a shot" have already had their mental processes compromised. If you can't figure out why, you might be compromised too

third times the charm

>Can I get a shot with mercury into my bloodstream please?
Kikes love feeding us goys heavy metals

im pretty sure in my country there was a virus warning for uni students, cant remember the name of it i believe it swelled the brain and killed you. was constantly told to get the injection never got never had a problem.

>drinking yuenglings

you deserved the hangover

Yeah some seeds in water will though, obviously.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3314701/
Yes.

Flu has a higher mutation rate than polio. There have been cases where mutated strains of polio have breached vaccines.

>argument from authority; irrelevant
It's not an argument of authority. I just have actual knowledge on the subject, and these are baseless conspiracy theories.
>assertion without backing or merit
You have the burden of proof. Please prove people put shit in vaccines. I can't prove a negative. :^)

Raccoon City when?

Where is Jessica Hyde?

A hangover from 12 beers? What are you, a toddler?

>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3314701/
>Yes.
Your link does not support your answer of "yes" did you even fucking read it?

Viral meningitis. Someone who went to my secondary school died of it. Really quick onset and death, quite uncommon though. I've never had a jab for it either.

*gets hep C*

>mfw the real conspiracy is shilling anti-vaccine propaganda on right-wing sites
>and shilling pro-vaccine propaganda on normie libcuck sites (added effect of making the rightists associate it with le evil libruls)
>so that eventually the herd immunity of liberals and leftists increases while the right becomes more susceptible to deadly disease

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She w Becky hidin from wilson

nah, anti-vaxxers come in all stripes

>It is likely that the underlying causes of influenza seasonality are multi-factorial, and we suspect that weather is but one of those factors.
>This research supports the contention that cold, dry air may be related to influenza mortality
>These results support the burgeoning hypothesis that unusually cold dry air enhances the airborne transmission of influenza virus.
Well that seems to be support.
Did you even fucking read it?

>>This research supports the contention that cold, dry air may be related to influenza mortality
that was NOT his question

YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO GO BACK STOP FUCKING POSTING

>Is it really true that cold weather spreads the flu virus?
>These results [show that] cold dry air enhances the airborne transmission of influenza virus
Stop drinking the kool-aid.

he asked if cold weather affects flu infection
what does cold weather often involve? what is common in winter? cold dry air? the link says "weather" may be a factor? that it's multi-factorial, indicating that its behaviour as well as the physical weather shit
whats wrong with you?

Holy shit, you burgers. I sometimes think you guys actually know you're wrong but double down on something stupid in hopes you bluff your way through an argument
The guy was asked whether the weather plays a role.

say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

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The study is about flu mortality.

>We examine the hypothesis that cold and/or dry weather enhances human pneumonia and influenza (P&I) mortality through a retrospective study of daily mortality in New York City and environs from 1975–2002.
This is not a study of whether cold weather "spreads" the virus and though they offer some thoughts on it their research does not and cannot show it. It's entirely pointless and their speculation on the matter, while interesting, does not support the "yes."

Just read it. It's about mortality. It is entirely plausible that people are more likely to die in the winter from the flu without the flu being spread by cold weather.

>We hypothesize that periods with colder and/or less humid conditions exhibit excess P&I mortality for a period of time following those climatic conditions.
mortality

>Our study examines daily mortality
mortality

>In the National Center for Health Statistics mortality files that we used for this research
mortality

not incidence
not infection rate
mortality

kys

>These results [show that] cold dry air enhances the airborne transmission of influenza virus
transmission.

>Over the 28-year period of this study, we identified 12 episodes of high P&I mortality and found that both the total mortality occurring during each episode and duration of each episode were inversely correlated with the average morning dew point temperature prior to and during the episodes. These results support the burgeoning hypothesis that unusually cold dry air.
MORTALITY

The fact that they think this is "supported" by their MORTALITY study is neither here nor there. It wasn't their hypothesis, they didn't test for it, that wasn't what this study was. Fucking read it for god's sake.

Incoming Rage virus from 28 Days Later. Lock n' load boys

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>These results support the hypothesis
Doesn't matter that it's not their hypothesis
Doesn't matter that they didn't intend to test for it.
Doesn't matter that the study was mainly about mortality.
When conducting actual science, you often find things out that you didn't mean to in the first place.
The results from a study on mortality of flu have the potential to support or oppose many, many hypotheses.
The hypothesis that cold weather increases the spread of flu is one of these.

The fact that you think that because it's not THEIR hypothesis it doesn't count is laughable. You think people own hypotheses? You think only the person who originally thought up this idea can find data to support it? You either have no idea how science works or you're being ignorant to have an argument online.
Either way, you obviously have no clue what you're on about.

>Doesn't matter that it's not their hypothesis
It absolutely matters, go back to undergrad.
>Doesn't matter that they didn't intend to test for it.
It absolutely matters, go back to undergrad.
>Doesn't matter that the study was mainly about mortality.
It absolutely matters, go back to undergrad.
>The results from a study on mortality of flu have the potential to support or oppose many, many hypotheses.
It's also consistent with the hypothesis that just moments ago you were sucking a trap's dick but that doesn't matter, go back to undergrad.

>n95 respirators
What flu season?

>sick from 12 beers
You have to be over 18 to post here

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What if user is azn?

>>>r/Sup Forums

>Someone who believes vaccines are the devil telling me to go back to undergrad
You have no idea what you're talking about, I doubt you've done a single bit of data/statistical analysis in your life.
Thanks for the ad hominem, I'm glad we both agree you don't have a leg to stand on.

I'll go remind all the scientists I work with who find out anything to do with the Barker hypothesis that they need to throw away their research. It obviously doesn't count because they're not David Barker.

Influenza is a fucking virus you piece of shit leaf.

I don't have anything against vaccines you mong. And you're going to make a terrible p-hacking "scientist" and everyone you work with is probably just as fucking terrible if no one has slapped you upside the head yet. Do the entire world a favor and commit a mass shooting of them before killing yourself.

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>CDC predicts that if people don't get vaccinated diseases will start getting spread easier
>can'ttellmewhattodo.jpg
>diseases start spreading easier
>OMGWTFBBQ?! CONSPIRACY! JUUUIIIIIIIIIICCCCEEEEEEEEEE!

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