Daily reminder only soyboys cross their legs like this

Daily reminder only soyboys cross their legs like this

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I sit like that sometimes or with my ankle over the opposite kneecap. I'm an intellectual though so nobody questions it. Though my shorts are longer and wouldn't wear long socks with shorts.

How?
I really don't understand how they do this?
My nuts would be mangled painful mess if I crossed my legs like that.

you cross legs above the nuts obviously

ankle over the knee is acceptable, crossing your legs is not

Are you obese?

The trick is to put cock and balls above thighs before sitting down. Use a hand in a pocket to move everything into place before crossing legs.

That's a perfectly normal way for a man to sit.

Thigh over knee is not.

HA - my legs are crossed the other way, checkmate nazi !

Lose weight fat fuck.

true.
if you are a manly man. you will automatically sit with wide legs open.

>fat cunt

I double cross my legs so they're twisted in a knot

thought it was a european thing.

>you will automatically sit with wide legs open
when squatting in the street ?

>wtf i hate hitler now

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you tell him !

No.

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same

Soyboys need to be beaten to death.

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its okay, as long as you adjust your nutsack so it sits on top of your thighs first.

/thread

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>3D chess

This. Hitler would be considered flaming gay by pols standards. He supported gun control, established animal rights, and established hunting seasons to preserve the environment.

It's funny because he probably has a better social life than any of you. Keep mocking him though. I hear it makes the tendies taste better.

that's not a full soy cross

>but it's close

kinda like this

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TRIGGERED

t. soyboy

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The gayest thing is this guys beliefs are so predictable on every issue.

tendies tendies gimme NOW

k

Poo! Haha!
Poooooo !

Figure 4 is the superior leg cross.

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an interesting proposal. I myself have always positioned the cock and balls underneath the thighs.
The mild stretch/pressure is pretty stimulating.

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Dem hips doe.

Would never bump such a shit thread
Btbh, I cross like this when ankle carrying to not look out of place.

thanks to you.
leaf on your flag has some use.

this is another one of those memes fat men make to get revenge on lean/normal built men. according to fat people, crossing your legs makes you a soyboy (because they're fat as fuck and it crushes their balls whereas not-fat uncircumcized men just have the package under the legs painlessly)

they also say fast walking is a sign of autism in those The Virgin Fast Walk vs The Chad Waddle memes even though it's clearly not.

tldr fat jew made this thread

Underneath is not as good. You run the risk of moving to the side of the leg crossed over and crushing the cock and balls. Placing them above the thighs keeps this from happening.

holy shit thats so dumb I keked hard! Thanks

FYI what makes the pose faggoty is the fact that he's sitting straight up and his foot is tilted downwards like a ballerina. If your recline and keep your toes up it becomes the
power position

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>sitting like a woman makes you an intellectual

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you must have a small dicknballs. Sitting soy-style like you would crush my nuts

my silent generation chain smoking trucker grandfather sits like that. it baffles me

I cross my legs like that and I'm not a soyboy.

Very true. I do have to be careful. But the pleasure is worth the risk.

no it's just faggoty full stop

is sitting like this an American thing?

I'm masculine as fuck and I do. It's more comfortable

he's gay

Micro penis, It's how I do it anyway ;)

yes, always

>I'm masculine as fuck and I do
again your balls and cock must be asian sized

>He supported gun control
Wrong.

you will only cross your legs if you have femininity in your self.
just watch the tv and observe.
but nowadays those who wants to protect their image because you labeled its man spreading.
but even majority of them are little soy.

it's for those with long shafts/balls. If it's too small (for example, an Australian's), then it cannot be maneuvered either above or below the press of the thighs.
7.5" club reporting in

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my legs are too short to do that. Plus, I got a dick right their blocking my legs from doing that, anyways.

Drinking wine is the equivalent to OP's pic

Soy is terrible for feminization, its like taking a knife to a gunfight. I only use prescription hormones.

I have micro-penis (Only 5 inches) but still my balls hurt if if try to cross my legs like that

>you will only cross your legs if you have femininity in your self. just watch the tv and observe.

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Some boys look cute in colorful high socks, and are generally low on testosterone.

Some boys look absolutely repulsive in colorful high socks, and are generally low on testosterone.

Why?

its a movie.
adopt something new. which may look good or fake.
is there any interview of his of real life where he cross leg. this will only be proven if he doesnt put a mask on his face.

and then again thres possibility too of being exception and exceptions can be in huge numbers.

Same cock and I can cross my right knee all the way until it is fully to the left of the left knee. Balls have to go on top but cock is higher than either thigh. The only way this is difficult is if you are a total fatso.

cant*

>implying tats a good thing
kill yourself you fucking chink

>Insufferable faggot hangs out with other insufferable faggots
Oh wow great life.

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pencil dick and peanut balls

kek

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why is this so hard to understand

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No leaf. Balls also go above the thighs.

this seat ain't big enough for the two of us, partner

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my balls can go below while my shaft goes above, or they can both go below. i'm not circumcized so i can basically do anything to my shaft without it being painful, since it's moist and protected from pressure/friction

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also i lean slightly when i sit like this so that there is a space for my balls underneath. i could put them on top but it would require me to do a significant adjustment which is not something i do in polite company. when i'm alone i usually perch like an owl

Learn to spell and don't ever fucking post again faggot.

Nah, packing 6".

both my nuts are one inch in diameter, yet one is also one inch lower so they kinda stack up all neat-like; however i try to manspread due to cultural leanings

It's a shitty meme they use against him, he only took guns away from people who might revolt against the oppressive state. The Germans got to keep their guns, because Hitler was protecting their interests.

>you must be obese to have big thighs

I guess soyboys haven't heard of protein or testosterone huh.

Mondays amirite?