/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ONLY ILLEGALS WILL OPPOSE THIS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America Pt4 3/21/18
youtu.be/qselBDr9rHA

NEW APPEARANCES
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Indonesia FM 3/26/18
c-span.org/video/?443143-1/
>WH Press Brief (Raj) 3/26/18
youtu.be/9061a1hTEug
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #31 (Lara) 3/26/18
youtu.be/I96cjqm7Juo
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
youtu.be/rqXCm1XuB4U
>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
youtu.be/4ZK9SwI2nyc
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcQKr6TJax8
>FLotUS Melania @2018 Intl Women Of Courage Awards 3/23/18
youtu.be/8ymA5IPlY9A
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Atlanta GA 3/23/18
youtu.be/b8uNttr6-F4
>VP Pence w/Annie Moore in WVa 3/23/18
youtu.be/3YdFby7y6D8
>2nd Lady/Charlotte talk about Marlon Bundo 3/23/18
youtu.be/PVzeOA59w0U
>AG Sessions (partial) in Birmingham AL 3/23/18
youtu.be/SHucBuJ7eCs
>DepAG Rosenstein on Cyber Law Enforcement 3/23/18
youtu.be/As5fCYER0fE
>FCC Commisioner Pajit on Robocalls 3/23/18
c-span.org/video/?442990-1/
>HHSDep video: Opioids abuse 3/23/18
youtu.be/CNeunLGqzxo
>USDA video: Sec Perdue BackToOurRoots Tour 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcwG4iwN6Fk
>This Week @State 3/23/18
youtu.be/ol8mjOfPPDs
>Pres Trump @Greek Independence Day Celebration 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442965-1/
>Pres Trump @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
youtu.be/mAp-EDD_iqk

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AWOO

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Anyone want any webms made?

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What are some confirmed Sup Forums-lurking celebrities?

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I just ate a whole pizza and im still hungry what gives?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH THEY DID IT AGAIN

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Could you convert a webm with sound into without sound?

Clint Eastwood

If you already have background checks to buy from a dealer, why are universal background checks such a big deal?

>Hawaii

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Hat this webm awoo

Good lord you lazy chink, get the dummy tool, it's got a simple checkbox for that

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Of my journey it is impossible to speak, since it held so slight a connection with anything of the world as living men conceive it. It was of that vaster and more appalling universe of dim entity and consciousness which lies deeper than matter, time, and space, and whose existence we suspect only in certain forms of sleep. Those rare dreams beyond dreams which come never to common men, and but once or twice in the lifetime of imaginative men. Men of learning suspect it little, and ignore it mostly. Wise men have interpreted dreams, and the gods have laughed. Some man have said that all time and space are relative, and other men have laughed. But even those men have done no more than merely suspect. I had wished and tried to do more than suspect. I have tried and partly succeeded.

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Stay defeated moarfaggot

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Probably not, I'm brainlet

Do you smoke or eat too much sugar?
Just wait it out, it goes away, or eat some fruit.

What I learned and saw in those minutes, hours, days, years of impetuous exploration can never be told for want of symbols or suggestions in any language. I say this because from first to last my discoveries partook only of the nature of sensations; sensations correlated with no impression which the nervous system of normal humanity is capable of receiving. They were sensations, yet within them lay unbelievable elements of time and space. Things which at bottom possess no distinct and definite existence. For in every period of revelation some part of my minds broke boldly away from all that is real and present, rushing aerially along shocking, unlighted, and fear-haunted abysses, and occasionally tearing through certain well-marked and typical obstacles describable only as high energy, canine clouds. In the black bodiless flights I started alone but soon felt another presence. My guide was always far ahead; I could comprehend her presence despite the absence of form. Suddenly, by a species of pictorial memory whereby her face appeared to me, golden from a strange light and frightful with its overwhelming beauty, its blushing youthful cheeks, its burning eyes, its pearl-white fangs, and its silver hair and growth of love. Her aura was holy, and always wildly patriotically ambitious.

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Of the progress of time I kept no record, for time had become to me the most foundational illusion. Our discourse was holy, and always patriotically ambitious, no man could have aspired to the conquests like those which she planned in her whispers. I shiver as I think of them, and dare not be explicit. Or I should say can not be explicit as I understand but yet do not posses the ability to articulate the knowledge. Something to be known but not to be communicated. Sekrit club is the best way to explain it as the circular and steady energy of memes were the only currency in this place or indeed in our world.

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Imagine being President and one single judge cucks your entire agenda for years

I fucking love this Obama Judge, he has quite the bantz

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I am going to be honest here, there's tons of stupids who are natural born citizens but don't know a lick of US history or systems.

Because they'll use it as an excuse to demand more and more regulations and restrictions. The point is no compromise, no surrender.

:^)

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What's their grounds?

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None that aren't newfags.

>dummy tool
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>Trump proven a Zionist cuck
>Israel exposed
not seeing how im btfo but whatever makes you feel better

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yeah good luck with that

Carbs don't fill you up, only protein does.

Fuck Israel and Fuck /ptg/ I'm outta here

see you tomorrow

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It is funny how he just completely breaks down into spamming once he gets cornered. It's like a giant white flag on his part.

>people falling for this bait

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I'd fuck that Aussie femcop.

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Reminder that Rockwell was a failure who accomplished nothing and died like a punk bitch.

Shatner and Pewdiepie have definitely been here once or twice

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>The Right Has Launched a Vile New Smear Campaign Against Parkland Survivor Emma Gonzalez. If you thought a teenage victim might be off limits, you'd be wrong.
>Emma Gonzalez's words have already become iconic, adorning countless placards at this weekend's March for Our Lives rally across the country: “We call BS." Now the right is attempting to weaponize the Parkland survivor's newfound fame in the form of a photoshopped image of her tearing up a copy of the U.S. Constitution.
>The fake image, which first appeared on the website Sup Forums in a “‘politically incorrect’ board,” according to CNN, received a "signal boost" from actor Adam Baldwin on Saturday and has been making the rounds on social media ever since. Gab, the preferred network of the alt-right, tweeted out the gif with the caption, “Not gonna happen.”
>This is hardly the first attack on the Parkland shooting survivors, or even Gonzalez herself. Over the weekend, right-wing commenters disparaged the activist for sporting a Cuban flag patch on her jacket during her rally speech. Prior to that, pundits and even a handful of politicians accused David Hogg of being a so-called crisis actor.
>“The attacks being lobbied against Emma follow the all-too-familiar patterns: she’s an opinionated woman, she’s Latinx, she is queer," notes Teen Vogue's Phillip Picardi. "Some say those are strikes already against her when confronting the establishment.”

Remember kids, you can only make satire of right wingers/conservatives/republicans.
If you use it against liberals, democrats and communists it's evil and Russian.

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>github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter
How do you think I've been making newsfu clips for you the last week? mspaint doesn't have webm capabilities that I'm aware of

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working to go out the same way ^.~

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Easiest one is "Sup Forums-webm-maker-master", there's also WebM for Retards. I think Github got mad about the name and he reuploaded it as "Webm for Bakas" or something

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Just because.

Even when Trump goes against Russia he's their pawn

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Total losses from excluding illegals from the 2020 census based on 2018 numbers is 108 Electoral College votes and 66 House of Representatives seats.

Give it up Trump nigger. You glow in the dark

Your plan will fail and drumpf will be impeached

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>tfw some based user has called bill shatner and pewdiepie fucking faggots

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Thanks. Your signal cleaned up nicely

BAN

ASSAULT

MEMES

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>HE LIKES THIGHS, BETTER TALK ABOUT KIKES
I'm sorry your parents took your foreskin, now go bitch about cereal elsewhere

lol

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MORNING
>Trump tweets: “The economy is looking really good. It has been many years that we have seen these kind of numbers. The underlying strength of companies has perhaps never been better.”
>”So much Fake News. Never been more voluminous or more inaccurate. But through it all, our country is doing great!”
>Mattis welcomes Indonesia FM
AFTERNOON
>White House Announces 2018 Spring Garden Tours
>Trilateral Meeting of the National Security Advisors of the United States of America, the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, and the United Arab Emirates takes place
EVENING
>Multiple suspicious packages sent to military locations around DC
>Trump tweets: “Trade talks going on with numerous countries that, for many years, have not treated the United States fairly. In the end, all will be happy!”
>2020 Census to include citizenship question
>California AG to sue Trump administration over census citizenship question

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Can seats even be removed?

>exposes trump
>is called a trump nigger

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You want to get shot outside the laundromat and be forgotten for decades until some spastic edgelords who are getting phased out of their own movement rediscover you and decide to try and replicate what you did expecting different results?

Does nobody seriously care about the porn star thing? What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

looks legit

>16 states back Trump in California 'sanctuary' lawsuit
Texas, Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Louisiana, Michigan, Missouri, Nebraska, Nevada, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, West Virginia, and Louisiana's democrat governor John Bel Edward joins the the fight too. The Republican governors of Mississippi and Maine also join in the filing despite the attorney generals being democrat who did not join in.
>t. AP

You're as bad as JIDF using cute girls to shill propaganda

Why on Earth should every private sale be filtered through government? It would then have to have also government regulation.
This just means massive chance of power abuse by government, which in its nature, is a massive power abuse superstructure.

Lol that black girl wasn’t even a survivor, they just got her to meet the diversity quota

They get reassigned.

I am convinced this judge has ObamaLeaf tier bants.

We love you Hope, I hope you’re having a pleasant evening!

Delete this hate crime.

And in primarily blue seats too. It would be devastating for the left, and a crowning achievement of the Trump administration.

Thanks

lol of course. A district is based on population, and while the maximum number of seats is limited by statute there is no minimum number. thegreenpapers.com/Census10/FedRep.phtml
The current average district size is 712,973 people.

Yes, depends on the number of citizens.

I care, but only because it's sad he railed Stormy when there were 10/10 sloots like Karen asking to be mind broken

Except I'm not shilling anything, I just like thighs

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DAS RITE

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I’m convinced the judge just throws hissy fits

European Genocide is happening and no one is stopping it. If I can't stop it I can settle pissing off the people responsible. Why not? Everyone dies at some point. Will you die a coward who did nothing to save his People besides voting for the same Zionists responsible for their demise?

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>always hated the deification of Awoo
>But I see it in nature
>Seeing it in every day life
>Try to rationalize it

I don't want the Awoo madness.
Stop this.

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Well also harder for leftist pres candidates to get in. Who do you think illegals vote for? Repub or dem?

I'll call Captain Kirk a fucking faggot all day if he wants to go.
>shits on two best Love Lives
>doesn't like Idolm@ster
He's looking for a fight.

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Why do you care what people do in their private time?

No.

RIP in tvland

L M A O

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Because he represents our nation on the world stage?

HOL UP

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Oh sweetie, you don't get to choose to have AWOO madness. It'll come to you, it'll come to everyone of us

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obama smoked weed

I for one appreciate Patrick Stewart as Picard.

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I hope scotus runs a train on him

NICE FENCE

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Tucker Carlson

But that was before he became President. He was a private citizen

Anyone thinking the obvious deficiencies of Schiffs memo will change the debate need to wake up.
Look at the glow in the dark niggers on twitter - Schiff, Krassenstein, Preet are all working for Trumps CIA. Trump continues to radicalise the far left against himself, setting the stage for sedition and a coup so Trump can declare martial law.

The populice is looking at these rabid leftys and turning to Trump for protection. Trump intends to end congress and take full control. This will be the end of western democracy as we know it

Everything since the day the dossier was released has been a false flag to rally normal people behind Trump against the government and the useful idiots on the left so he can overthrow the republic and establish a fascist state. CNN and the rest of the media are working for Trump toward this end. We may only have a short window of time to act.

When he takes away your rights and establishes a military dictatorship dont say i didnt mcwarn you

It might be too late to stop it. These leftys will only listen to CNN and MSNBC - both of which are packed with Trumps glow in the dark CIA niggers

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>this goblina again

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This boys will be bigger than the wall. Taking power away from blue states.

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>She's Latinx, she is queer
Suicide when?

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He retweetrd it. That means Trump is seriously planning to use Army corps to biild the wall

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I don’t like him but It was his own personal time

Shatner admitted to coming here when he's not Baneposting on Sup Forums
>yfw he turns out to be the "newfag" who replies to pastaleaf nightly pissing people off

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lol. This fucking timeline.

He also smoked crack cocaine and forced a guy to perform oral sex on him