This is a story of a little boy name Theo, who woke up one morning and asked his mother, "Mom, what if there were no Black people in the world?" Well, his mother thought about that for a moment, and then said, "Son, follow me around today and let's just see what it would be like if there were no Black people in the world." Mom said, "Now go get dressed, and we will get started."
A WORLD WITHOUT BLACK POEPLE
Jaxson Smith
Jayden Bennett
Theo ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes. His mother took one look at him and said, "Theo, where are your shoes? And those clothes are all wrinkled, son. I must iron them." However, when she reached for the ironing board, it was no longer there.
You see Sarah Boone, a black woman, invented the ironing board, and Jan E. Matzelinger, a black man, invented the shoe lasting machine.
Chase Rivera
"Oh well," she said, "please go and do something to your hair." Theo ran in his room to comb his hair, but the comb was not there. You see, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb.
Theo decided to just brush his hair, but the brush was gone. You see Lydia O. Newman, a black female, invented the brush.
Well, this was a sight: no shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess. Even Mom's hair, without the hair care inventions of Madam C. Walker, well, you get the picture.
Blake Garcia
They go outside, but then a nigger appears and stabs theos mom.
The end.
Oliver Lopez
we'd literally be colonizing the solar system by 2050 without the nogs
Jose Diaz
White people were lacing shoes 2000 years ago you dumb nigger. White people also invented the iron.
Brandon Nguyen
Mom told Theo, "Let's do our chores around the house and then take a trip to the grocery store." Theo's job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dustpan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dustpan.
So he swept his pile of dirt over in the corner and left it there. He then decided to mop the floor, but the mop was gone. You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a black man, invented the mop. Theo yelled to his Mom, "Mom, I'm not having any luck."
"Well, son," she said, "Let me finish washing these clothes, and we will prepare a list for the grocery store." When the wash finished, she went to place the clothes in the dryer, but it was not there. You see, George T. Samon, a black man, invented the clothes dryer.
Alexander Gomez
Mom asked Theo to go get a pencil and some paper to prepare their list for the market. So, Theo ran for the paper and pencil but noticed the pencil lead was broken. Well, he was out of luck because John Love, a black man, invented the pencil sharpener.
Mom reached for a pen, but it was not there because William Purvis, a black man, invented the fountain pen.
As a matter of fact, Lee Burridge invented the typewriting machine and W. A. Lovette the advanced printing press. Theo and his mother decided just to head out to the market.
Carter Murphy
Well, when Theo opened the door, he noticed the grass was as high as he was tall. You see, John Burr, a black man, invented the lawn mower. They made their way over to the car and found that it just wouldn't go. You see, Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, and Joseph Gammel invented the supercharge system for internal combustion engines. They also noticed that the few cars that were moving were running into each other and having wrecks because there were no traffic signals. You see, Garrett A. Morgan, a black man invented the traffic light.
Grayson Harris
you know these are all bullshit, right? Most of these were invented and used by whites for hundreds if not thousands of years before the first black sold his brother to a jew who shipped him over here to be bought by a white person.
Jackson Jenkins
I googled it, and it's not trolling, this is what niggers actually believe. All of my keks.
Nathan Mitchell
Well, it was getting late, so they walked to the market, got their groceries, and returned home. Just when they were about to put away the milk, eggs, and butter, they noticed the refrigerator was gone. You see John Standard, a black man, invented the refrigerator. So, they just left the food on the counter.
Zachary Gray
>comb
>brush
In this edition of “We Wuz...”. Basketball Burgers claim they invented things made thousands of years before them
Jack Smith
By this time, Theo noticed he was getting mighty cold. Mom went to turn up the heat, and what do you know? Alice Parker, a black female, invented the heating furnace. Even in the summertime, they would have been out of luck because Frederick Jones, a black man, invented the air conditioner.
Noah Allen
You'd have to be a very dumb nigger, even for niggers, to think the hair comb and hair brush weren't invented until the 19th and 20th centuries.
Parker Barnes
It was almost time for Theo's father to arrive home. He usually takes the bus, but there was no bus, because its precursor was the electric trolley, invented by another black man, Elbert R. Robinson.
He usually takes the elevator from his office on the 20th floor, but there was no elevator because Alexander Miles, a black man, invented the elevator.
Mason Young
He also usually dropped off the office mail at a near by mailbox, but it was no longer there because Philip Downing, a black man, invented the letter drop mailbox, and William Barry invented the postmarking and canceling machine.
Theo and his mother sat at the kitchen table with their heads in their hands. When the father arrived, he asked, "Why are you sitting in the dark?" Why? Because Lewis Howard Latimer, a black man, invented the filament within the light bulb.
Jeremiah Hill
Hunter Cooper
Theo quickly learned more about what it would be like if there were no black people in the world, especially if he were ever sick and needed blood. Dr. Charles Drew, a black scientist, found a way to preserve and store blood, which led to his starting the world's first blood bank.
Well, what if a family member had to have heart surgery? This would not have been possible without Dr. Daniel Hale Williams, a black doctor, who performed the first open-heart surgery.
So, if you ever wonder, like Theo, where would we be without black people? Well, it's pretty plain to see. We would still be in the DARK!
Xavier James
Are niggers stupid enough to think that blacks with european names invented the comb and brush?
Cooper Russell
to sum it up, based on numbers from 2006(meaning it's likely a lot higher today)
murders would go down about 49.7%,
welfare recipients would go down 40%,
SAT scores would go up about 100 points, average IQ would rise about 7 points
AIDS sufferers would go down about 67%
need i go on?
Nathan Brooks
Penis size would go down tho.
Joseph Gomez
Yes.
Nathan Morris
You DO realize that combs have existed for millennia, right?? E.g., the Spartans before their last stand at the Battle of Thermopylae, combed their hair. With combs. They brought with them. In 480 B.C. You walnut.
Jordan Lee
Most of these “inventions” are half truths or blatantly false. Nigger
Hunter Smith
A simple google search debunks all these.
OP isn't even black.
Hunter Edwards
I remember when you posted this story back in 2012. It's been a long time.
Ian Robinson
this is the best one yet niggers living in hot area inventing furnace ffs you didnt even invent a wheel
Owen Diaz
I am so glad the niggers invented the sun and the moon and everything around us.
Wyatt Robinson
Isaiah Ramirez
BTFO NOG
Jackson Price
If we lived in a world of just white people we'd have world peace, have landed on Mars years ago, and most of the problems we are facing now would have been solved
Dominic Brooks
This. I just looked up the air conditioner bit. Frederick Jones invented a portable version of an air conditioner. It was used in some field hospitals to keep blood fresh during WW2, but it's not substantially different than the AC units that existed before it.
Wyatt Price
DAT RACIS