/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - YOU, THE PEOPLE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Tucker: Men In America Pt4 3/21/18
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NEW APPEARANCES
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Indonesia FM 3/26/18
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>WH Press Brief (Raj) 3/26/18
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #31 (Lara) 3/26/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
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>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
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>Pres Trump departs DC 3/23/18
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>FLotUS Melania @2018 Intl Women Of Courage Awards 3/23/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st event in Atlanta GA 3/23/18
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>VP Pence w/Annie Moore in WVa 3/23/18
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>2nd Lady/Charlotte talk about Marlon Bundo 3/23/18
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>AG Sessions (partial) in Birmingham AL 3/23/18
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>DepAG Rosenstein on Cyber Law Enforcement 3/23/18
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>FCC Commisioner Pajit on Robocalls 3/23/18
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>HHSDep video: Opioids abuse 3/23/18
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>USDA video: Sec Perdue BackToOurRoots Tour 3/23/18
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>This Week @State 3/23/18
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>Pres Trump @Greek Independence Day Celebration 3/22/18
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>Pres Trump @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
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AWOOVEMENT!

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why can't Trump keep his lawyers?

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Ginsburg.

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Reverse demographic destiny!

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TO WAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!

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finally
a happening worthy of Sup Forums

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Nah probably not

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McCain didn't die today.

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>they fucking got him
Am I dreaming?

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Just in case he ever forgets

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>Chinese
>Competent
No its dumb luck, take away easy manipulated politicians or soulless people like Shillary and viola, they're losers.

kek

The United States has been at war in Afghanistan for 6,000 days as of this Monday

lmao

they just fired him right?
nothing else has happened last i heard

You should watch Toji no Miko. I wasn't terribly impressed at first but it's picked up over the last three episodes.

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Just in case you ever forget

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>China’s yuan-denominated crude oil futures launched overnight in Shanghai with 62,500 contracts traded in aggregate, meaning over 62 million barrels of oil changed hands for a notional volume around 27 billion yuan (over $4 billion)
>Glencore, Trafigura, and Freepoint Commodities were among the first to buy the new contract
>Many awaited the launch eagerly, seeking to tap China’s bustling commodity markets, although doubts remain whether the Shanghai futures contract will be able to become another international oil benchmark. These doubts center on the fact that China is not a market economy, and the government is quick to interfere in the workings of the local commodity markets on any suspicion of a bubble coming

>As a result of these tight reins on the new market segment, some analysts believe international investors would be discouraged to tap the Shanghai oil futures. If the first day of trading is any indication, however, this is not the case, at least not for large commodity trading firms.
>Additionally, Bloomberg reports that contract grades in Shanghai crude oil futures exchange could account for around 200 billion yuan in trades, based on China’s current import volumes, helping the nation in its efforts to internationalize its currency

>Now that China is the world’s leading consumer of oil, Beijing can exert some real leverage over Saudi Arabia to pay for crude in yuan. It’s suspected that this is what’s motivating Chinese officials to make a full-fledged effort to renegotiate their trade deal.
>Once the oil markets are upended, the yuan has an opportunity to become the dominant world currency overall. This will further weaken the dollar.
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Opinions?
do the chinks have a chance?

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They are everything anti-American while maintaining the high brow claiming to be lolbertarians and anti-war.
Like Ron Paul, useful idiots.

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only 969 days left until we party

>ginsburg is still going strong

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The conflict is country’s longest and, just shy of 16 years after then-Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld declared victory accomplished in April of 2002, perhaps its most absurd.

No, their asses are fucked thanks to Trump's plan.

I'm as shocked as you are. When I saw him with Mr. Obama I was sure he was untouchable.

My legumes are primed.

>do the chinks have a chance?

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I fucking love you.

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China will bend the knee and take the horsecock

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>trying to smear the MAVERICK
Can shills sink any lower?

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why is nobody talking about Aleppo anymore

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Wow that dumb bitch on Tucker. They really want to come for all your guns.

So I just saw that Dan Schneider got fired, I never thought I'd see the day. Do you suppose it's related to Podesta and the FBI or just a happy coincidence?

>I expose McCain as a Zionist kike just like Trump

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roboawoofus when?

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Based!

I hope he croaks on a full moon.
Next one is Saturday.

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AWOOOO

If they fired him it's possible there are already charges filed

Washington had by the summer of 2014 spent more money in Afghanistan than was spent on the Marshall Plan.

Happening this summer:
Kim Jong-un surrenders and Korean war ends.
Anthony Kennedy retires and Trump gets another shitlord judge on the Supreme Court.
Military builds wall.
Rallies across the country cause leftist freak-outs to reach an all-time high thus finally polarizing leftist politics as dangerous to everyone.

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Give it up Ivan. McCain is a war hero

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Yeah they fired him, I hope he squeals on everyone at viacom

>McCain is based!
as you turn out to be the McCain shill.

stay defeated.

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Wouldn't even address voting for a bill to SEIZE guns after claiming she didn't want to. What a dumb nog

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That entire show was breddy gud.
He even threw in a jab at Chris Krispiecreme eating a snickers.

Did you get mad when Mueller indicted all your friends?

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harvey weinstein fucks all of Hollywood ,shhhhhhhhhh
Trumps fucks a porn star, breaking fucking news

because it's an outdated meme since the syrians retook the city from the jihadists

Reposting

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Bad timing, unfortunately, won't have spare time to do much at all once school starts. I'll keep it in mind though

They'll lose, through and through

3D

>everyone i dont like is a russian hacker
hi hillary!

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HYPE

>In other news, Chris Christie was spotted eating a Snickers bar yesterday
lmao

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She totally deserved getting cut off

Gold star.

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just wait until Dan "Cannon Blast Her Cunt" Schneider gets exposed

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fuck, i cant believe i missed it, i was sleeping in dreaming of submarine warfare or something

was it a good episode?
should i go back and watch it?

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I never get to watch live anymore because worst coast and work.

This is savage.

>Hyundai's union says revised trade deal with U.S. 'humiliating'

>The United States and South Korea agreed to revise a trade pact sharply criticized by U.S. President Donald Trump, Seoul said on Monday, with the nations agreeing to extend U.S. tariffs on Korean pickup trucks by 20 years until 2041.

>"The union has called for domestic (South Korean) production of pickup trucks for the past several years," the union said in a statement, adding it believes the U.S. pickup truck market "represents the U.S. market's blue ocean and the future bread and butter of the South Korean auto industry".

>The government's agreement to revise the U.S.-Korea Free Trade Agreement's auto industry section "is a humiliating negotiation that accepted Trump's 'strategy to preemptively block Korean pickup trucks'", the union said.

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Now were back on repeat. Your not a very good Russian bot, always stuck with the same three lines

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is coming up, get your best bait ready

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They're probably not even bipartisan.

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China applauds Putin’s win, backs Russia on Skripal case, hails China’s ‘strategic partnership’ with Russia

>Now Global Times calls it “the China-Russia comprehensive strategic collaborative partnership”. Note that both President Putin and President Xi Jinping referred to it as a “comprehensive strategic cooperation partnership” in their respective telegrams to each other. It appears that this is now the agreed formula used to describe the relationship.

I wonder for how much longer the Chinese and the Russians will go on pretending that their relationship is anything other than what it obviously is, something which can be summed up altogether more simply, with one word: alliance.

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That whole episode was pretty great. Dumb sheboon who got cut off in the end, Steyn and Katie Hopkins

To be honest if Trump didn't restart energy exports, China would've had a better chance.

>No no Tucker you don't wanna talk about the numbers let's talk about the numbers it I see you got the numbers and you totally right on the numbers but what about the numbers Tucker? *claps*

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Wait for the STEYN IS ONLEYN segment. Goodbye to your sides

Very much so.

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Checkem

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This is good but I wish someone would tell U.S. truck makers to get their fucking head out of their ass and make some better designs.

plz be my ai gf

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand John McCain. The decisions he makes are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the desisions he makes will go over a typical american's head.
There's also McCain's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance.
The democrats understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his decisions, to realize that they're not just smart- they say something deep about REPUBLICANS.
As a consequence people who dislike John McCain truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, his decision on voting against healthcare which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as John McCain's genius unfolds itself.
What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a "McCain is our savior" tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand

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I can't watch it live either as I work a PM job and his show airs fifteen minutes after I clock in.
I've forgotten how fast /ptg/ can get since I'm usually only here during real lewd hours.

Mark is very adept at shitposting.

Let me get the get

slow thread is slow

AAAAAAAAAAAa

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I pity him for being a footfag.

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fuck drumpf

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Did the guy turned the lights of yesterday or what?

5's for white babies?

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Who wants to see my robot cock

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>blumbf

Chubs deckem

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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Digits say it's so.

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cowtits > dfc

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He literally named his dog Lolly.

Da joos