/ptg/ President Trump General - MIDAS TOUCH EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America Pt4 3/21/18
youtu.be/qselBDr9rHA

NEW APPEARANCES
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Indonesia FM 3/26/18
c-span.org/video/?443143-1/
>WH Press Brief (Raj) 3/26/18
youtu.be/9061a1hTEug
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #31 (Lara) 3/26/18
youtu.be/I96cjqm7Juo
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
youtu.be/rqXCm1XuB4U
>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
youtu.be/4ZK9SwI2nyc
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcQKr6TJax8
>FLotUS Melania @2018 Intl Women Of Courage Awards 3/23/18
youtu.be/8ymA5IPlY9A
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Atlanta GA 3/23/18
youtu.be/b8uNttr6-F4
>VP Pence w/Annie Moore in WVa 3/23/18
youtu.be/3YdFby7y6D8
>2nd Lady/Charlotte talk about Marlon Bundo 3/23/18
youtu.be/PVzeOA59w0U
>AG Sessions (partial) in Birmingham AL 3/23/18
youtu.be/SHucBuJ7eCs
>DepAG Rosenstein on Cyber Law Enforcement 3/23/18
youtu.be/As5fCYER0fE
>FCC Commisioner Pajit on Robocalls 3/23/18
c-span.org/video/?442990-1/
>HHSDep video: Opioids abuse 3/23/18
youtu.be/CNeunLGqzxo
>USDA video: Sec Perdue BackToOurRoots Tour 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcwG4iwN6Fk
>This Week @State 3/23/18
youtu.be/ol8mjOfPPDs
>Pres Trump @Greek Independence Day Celebration 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442965-1/
>Pres Trump @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
youtu.be/mAp-EDD_iqk

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HE

WOOOVEMENT

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Thanks op

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>WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Two senior U.S. Republican senators asked the Trump administration on Monday to allow the sale of Lockheed Martin Corp. F-35 fighter jets to Taiwan, saying it would help it “remain a democracy” in the face of threats from China.

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>running away from your own defence of Trump
We all saw you Trump Nigger. You cannot hide

Stay defeated

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Sorry for joe
Internet got cut off and hotspot reached limit

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He's a lying chinaman, probably tablet posting in bed again

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Thanks for baking, my man

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>California County Considers Fighting State's 'Sanctuary' Law

>Leaders of Orange County, California, planned Tuesday to consider fighting a state law aimed at protecting immigrants from stepped-up deportations under the Trump administration.
>The backlash to the state's so-called sanctuary law comes a week after the small city of Los Alamitos in Orange County voted to opt out of the policy.

>The all-Republican supervisors of the Southern California county of 3.2 million people were expected to discuss passing a resolution in support of Los Alamitos and whether to join the U.S. government's lawsuit over the law, which bars police in many cases from turning over suspects to federal immigration agents for deportation.
>Orange County, which is home to Disneyland and wealthy beach communities where many people vacation, has a five-member board of supervisors, and all are Republican.

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Do you guys think the SS ever miss Service in the Armed Forces?
This one guy wanted to smile.

last person who replies to me in this thread gets to name who dies tomorrow.

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thats trippy how alert the secret service agent is and everyone just pretending he isnt there

must be a different world

is

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busted

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I'm about to go to bed but if any of you have questions about anything involving China I'll answer 3 questions. I'm an expert. I appreciate what you guys do here, ask away.

>Gorilla Sports 1

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How would the media react if Right wingers bused kids to a pro-gun rally

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>Philippines, India and Vietnam boons when?
didn't India cancel some contract on Russian jets not too long back?

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RUTH
BADER
GINSBURG

>trying to kill McCain again
Kek has spoken a thousand times faggot. Stop trying to cheat fate

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these questions of fairness are meaningless. the media is the enemy and it's open about it.

WUZ

BLEEEEAAAARRRRGH

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Refuse to cover it and talk about Stormy instead.

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S'ok I'm doing the same

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I'm still going with Ginsburg

That dude's the same height as Rand Paul no matter what position he's in. Sitting, standing, laying down
He's the perfect circumference for Rand Paul

The Trump administration must step aside and allow a true conservative to take charge of the executive branch.

The Entire State of California

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>India
>poor
I'll buy stinky but India has space faring capabilites, what's a jet or 20?

>these monsters are using children as pawns in their political games
et. al.

Stormy "pump n dump" Daniels
Stormy "Not a gold digger" Daniels

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Post best salt

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Name some famous people who post in this thread, I'll start:
Sean Hannity

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>this chick will forever be remembered in history as the girl that threw up in front of millions on live TV, recorded and shitposted long after her death

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Where's the commie edit?

stop posting this whore.

Only fake whabbii work with Israel the rest or majority of Muslims want to see israel wiped from the map.

As for Christianity. We are slaves to the jews as freemasonry is Judaism for the gentiles. Now why would one side with Muslims after this revelation?

Only pagans can combat the both. And the romans failed at that.

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look, you're retarded
anyone who posts LE AWOOOVEMENT over and over is retarded

Absolutely

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>give up
*pukes*
>your guns
*pukes
>NOW

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You can smile around frens, link related
youtube.com/watch?v=0yY98FMWPBk

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I think he does the FOX NEWS ALERT
Thing ever night now just to fuck with us.

Soros

Please, this.
>t. Californian

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me

Is it really true?? The citizenship question is 100% for sure going to be on the 2020 Census barring successful Dem obstruction? I want my state to be punished.

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Mike Rowe.
At least, I wish he does.

one of these two, not picky

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Mashlomcha habiba ;-)

that New Zealander who got blackpilled over the get and rolled trips saying he wanted to commit suicide

Been meaning to ask but how does the average citizen treat their congressmen? Are they like celebrities or just like the average normie?

GINSBURG

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Is Dick Masterson /ourguy/?

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Yeah, sounds legit.

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India's military procurement process is shittier than their streets and even they wouldn't buy the PAK-FA.

Haven't seen you post in a while, how's the cat doing?

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Which tastes better Dolphin or Whale?

Why are Chinese so non violent? Why do they fight economic rather than blood wars?

Despite being an enlightened people with thousands of years of culture. Why do the Chinese adapt crony capitalism and ditch their past?

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President Hawaiian Judge will put an injunction on the day before the census so the SC doesnt have time to stop it

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Change the fucking set jewleaf.
I don't know, maybe Alex Jones posts here?
I wish he could talk about Brazil more, there's a bunch of hues that listen to him and if his products could be sold here they would buy it.

He's bretty gool :====D

That was a pretty good edit desu. How did they do that? Did they go frame by frame and manually adjust some deformation filter on the constitution?

President Hawaiian Judge was impeached after the travel ban rolled out.

You can't bring back Roman Pagan religion that is a pipe dream.

stop with these lies

>hues taking super male vitality
The memes would write themselves.

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L M A O

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It's good that you guys are prosecuting your ex president Lula, what a human blowjob he is.

>Morpheus gets exposed as Trump Nigger
>fucks off
Really makes me think

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>president rump general

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MAKE WHITE BABIES

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Not him but china doesn't fight wars or have protests because every fucking they do, tens of millions die. Even in ancient times with much smaller populations than today. Japan attacks China? Tens of millions die. Random Chinese guy claims to be Jesus Christ's younger brother? Tens of millions die. Have a revolution? Tens-100 million die. Better to fight over shekels than government policy.

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that would imply that i'm white tho

Made me look you stupid island nigger.

Fake but got a lot of (you)s so have another

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awoo

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MAKE 2D BABIES

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He just couldn't take McCain's advice and wake up.

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>current year +3
>not being a fucking white male
You should work on that.

TnT'd!

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What a shame

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(!) RARE

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They would murder twice as many people.
I wonder why

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BOLTON IS GOING TO NUKE THE NORKS
THAT'S THE SECRET
RADIATION + ASIANS = ANIME

SCHLERGALD GLOMPF

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>Voluminous
But everyone told me drumpf had the vocabulary of a 6 year old.

>Trump literally using "muh dik, nigga. u pucci ass bitch ain' even gettin' any dawg! sheeeit"

Yes!...
HA HA YES!

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Nigs love him because he be a playa who don't take shit from noone.

goddamn, that face

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Guys, I just finished The Age of Rousseau. I've spent 4 years now working through Durant's Story of Civilization and I'm weeping, because he and his wife only wrote one last book.

Imagine, /ptg/, reading or listening to poetry like this every night before sleep, and getting redpilled the old fashioned way.

youtu.be/K_vAcaSqWVk

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>democrats lose the black vote for the first time in decades because Trump banged a porn star