Ask a Mexican anything

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Amlo o no amlo?

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Sweet or sour?

Why don’t you execute your undesirables instead of forcing them over here?

Since the whole feminazi uprising, how has it affected your country?

amlo of course!

only in mexico city, the rest woman are still our slaves.

because those creatures send us dollars.

Are you all pedophiles???

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Why do you people not understand how borders work?

no. we only have a great fertility rate, europeans and japan should learn form us.

>learn form us

Ahhh the Mexican intellectual, wise beyond his years

So take it from your own governement instead. I don’t see why a dying people need money. If you really like being our slaves so much, why not petition for annexation?

What are my chances to survive in mexico without being kidnapped as a white guy?

How do I get stains out of my toilet bowl?

Polk wanted North Mexico, but your senate would not.

too much, in touristic areas.

use oxyclean.

yes, you didnt.

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Do you come to the US often?

Thanks. I got that fucking ring thing at the water line. Does it work for that?

How do I get a gf?

Are you old enough to remember the Frito Bandito?

You ever hop the border before?

sure.

yes, only for shopping.

I dont know, its a mystery

no

I have paid 400 dollars to get a visa, you bastards.

We really don’t need a billion more mouths to feed.
Some major restructuring would need to happen before you could become a series of states. There’s a good reason why we don’t want you here, and why your violent nature contributes to your fertility. The problem is, you’re not being decimated enough, while living under what your women believe is an active warzone. Your fertility is a sign of failure.

Why are you not sleeping faggot?

we are not starving and we dont need you anyways.

eluniversal.com.mx/english/oecd-mexico-highest-obesity-rate-people-aged-15-74-years

and our fertility rate is now high, India and China have 1.300 billions and Mexico only 130 Billions, dont be astupid amerimutt.

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because today is porn and fap time.

with stormy daniels.

so you live close to the border? can't you find everything that you need in mexico or are you too poor that you can't afford it?

donde esta la biblioteca

Do you live in the war zone?

youtube.com/watch?v=0iv1rsFtFro

>can't you find everything that you need in mexico

JCPenny
Golden Corral
Mcdonalds the original
Whataburguer
BK the original
cheaper clothers
cicis pizza
grand china buffer
blakes lota burguer
cloth outlets
taco bell
churchs chicken, the original
kfc , the original
five guys
best buy
games stop

no hay

no.

Why do you discussing fucks throw shitty toilet paper all over bathroom stalls? Are you sure your human?

>amlo of course!
isn't he a fucking commie?

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donde esta frijoles

No, He is social democrat like all Nordcuck presidents.

We are humans, we throw the paper to a bin, Indians poop on streets.

Its a mystery mate, My grannie get pissed everytime I flush the papar because she told me that our bathroom would get clogged and start to pop out all the dirty.

en tu nascar.

Since al the rapes increasing in europe, how does this affect your country?, good right?, is getting normal

you "need" all of those things
>fast food
>cheap made in china clothes
>"cheap" video game and electronics

top kek, I didn't know the average mexican was so poor that can't even afford things Americans take for granted

Build the wall and stay in your country you fucking underage

Qué pedo, wey?

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>democrat
there is no such thing as democracy in your shit country, I know that for sure

Do you think in all honesty anything will change depending on our new president?

best buy is not cheap, dear shitposter.

Funny
>we don’t need you
>buys a visa
>largely dependent on the US
No, you’re not starving, you’re sucking America’s tit like a good little bitch country that can’t hack it on its own.

What do you even have to offer my country with your visa? Do you have any skills? You can speak English, that’s a plus. You may not need us, but why do we need you?

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how fucked is Tijuana?

No. to have a real solution , someone must drop 100000 nuclear boms and settle it with europeans.

I'm sorry that you're poor

What's wrong with Tijuana?

I bet the hookers in Brazil are cheap.

why are your men so short and your women so fat

Without a visa life would be boring here. I dont suck Americas tits, I work here and no American hired me.

The cost of the visa is $400, now almost people here have it, just multiply it and there you go, more hospitals, schools, free healthcare, roads, parks, street lighting,etc. All thanks to us.

Well, thank God I am not poor. I have a bachelor degree as Engineer, I eat 3 times a day, I go to US for shopping, I go every year to the beach, have a car, have a phone, have a laptop, have a microwave, have free heatlcare, have 3 LCDs, have a PC, have a printer, have a oven, have a toaster, have a lot of clothes, etc. I am middle class.

Why do mexicans love tweety bird so much?

No.

You sound like you have it nice. Have you considered funding a low class militia with your savings? I bet you could larp as zorro.

So are the Aztecs/Mayans just lazy? They seemed to be very philosophical. But had no technological achievements. Still better than Abbos or US Natives?

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we love all your movies and series.

Pedophilia is disgusting, probably why Mexico is backwater.

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No, I havent,

they were not, they came from Asia. of course, abbos and injuns are shit.

I don't have any questions for you

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I am sorry for this. Those Indian girls whose parents are wetbacks from Chiapas and Oaxaca, the poorest parts invade North and white Mexico too, I feel you Ameribro.

>says he's not poor
>do things poor people do
>doesn't even own a home
you're lower middle upper class at best

enjoy living under our shadow forever and in your parents' home basement. Pray to God we don't deny your stupid visa next time you come crawling on your knees into the American consulate

That’s hardly how that works. I’d rather you keep your filthy money and fix Mexico so you don’t have to come here and overstay your welcome.

Okay, so now that you've considered it will you do it?

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I need another one, mines expires this year. fuck off.

No. thats a crazy idea.

Not OP, but europeans/egyptians/chinese/indians could actually trade their scientific progress between eachother.
Probability says that the old world would discover bronze before us just because of population.

And from what I understand natives were pretty good architects, astronomers and mathematicians. Did you know our capital was built in a massive lake?
Also, did you know that for some fucking reason no one thought a big modern city shouldn't be above a drying lake?

>juss chut de fuck ub

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you have a shitload of background noise in that recording.
Here's my question, are you watching fucking novelas?

oops

I used to.

Maria la del barrio
Amigas y rivales
Sefarin
La fea mas bella
alebrijes y rebujos

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>Senior, can ay hab anoder green cardo porfavor?

stay away from my country you fat fuck

Okay, then can I ask you why mexicans love dragon ball so much?

>green cardo

thats permanent resident, I will marry one of your goblinas to be American soon hahahahhaahha

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because it kind of religion here too.

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Those people died, and the creatures that have replaced them are a disgrace. And so what if they were? Clearly such things weren’t passed on.

Those that live in the past forfeit the present. The Inca were much more impressive than the Aztecs.

Because jew tube in America ban everything.

Wtf does that have to do with anything you fat mutt?

Mayans > Incans and Aztecs.

though luck, I doubt anyone would settle down with someone who's less than 56%

fat white american woman? are you kidding me?

You’re worthless.
They’d be pretty great if there were any left, or if your retarded archeologists didn’t destroy some of the most important evidence relating to the Maya.

Just hand over the baja already
My state needs a beach big time nigger

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But what about Pre-Incan?

you meant Sonora.

I wish , if you build in and out there.

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Why do Mexicans come here instead of fighting to make their country better. Americans made a lot of sacrifices to make this country a good place to live, why don't Mexicans do the same with their land?

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is el mencho dead?

Please, your women turn to shit after a few years.

>They’d be pretty great if there were any left, or if your retarded archeologists didn’t destroy some of the most important evidence relating to the Maya.

We still have living mayans, pyramids, codex and evidence. Mayan world is Egypt tier right now.

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no.

that was past.

pewhispanic.org/2015/11/19/more-mexicans-leaving-than-coming-to-the-u-s/

If we were all going there, there would be no mexicans, don't you think?

Obviously you're just getting the criminals and the lazy ones.

except there's no incentive for anyone marrying you when you're basically have no record, credit, and nothing to offer here.

a fat white woman can pump babies and get alimony from men.

your expectations are far fetched outside reality, lay down the booze and the drugs. You're clearly not thinking right.

I dont use any drug nor alcohol. I live in the border, just try to not be very ignorant the next time arguing me how the borderline works.

>lives on the border
>doesn't even know how immigration law works

the absolute state of mexicriminals, can't even be bothered with learning local laws, just sad