>30th of April 1945
>15:25
>Berlin under heavy assault, lying in ruins
>Hopeless skirmishes are raging in the centre of the city
you are sitting in führers bunker in Berlin. You have last few minutes with him alone, before he will shot himself at 15:30
what do you say to him?
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he survived retard
You really should have listened to your generals more often
>thinking he shot himself
This is me, I would go too. Fuck being taken alive by the Soviets.
This is also unironically how I’ll likely die in WW3 during the 4th Reich.
He escaped dummy
>"can I come on the sub with you senpai?"
you nazis sure enjoy living in a fantasy world
>4th reich
xDDD
'traps are ok'
Why would I go back to that moment of time? I'd take technical schematics of modem day wonders to when he first became elected.
He'd win the war and the planet would be saved from the jewish scourge and the brown hoards
It's ok to be gay. :DDDDDDDDDDDd
i miss being 12
You should have pushed for Moscow. But no, you had to go to Stalingrad, because of that stupid name, didn't you?
Get a load of this goy
But they pushed for Moscow. They were stopped.
"If you think this is bad wait till you see the Germany of 21st century"
>When are we leaving to South America?
>operation highjump
I thought Stalingrad had a bunch of munitions factories and such. How was it not a good idea to only go for Stalingrad and avoid Moscow altogether ?
>kys
What the fuck is in Antarctica?
They were stopped because the divisions were split for the caucuses . Too wide range to cover for a not too large amount of men
Stalingrad was key to controlling oil in Ural mountains, germany had no oil supply and advances in bio diesel weren't as fast as they hoped.
>xDDD
fuck off to redit fucking pleb
you're already living in a fourth reich called EU
of you don't know what a Reich is educate yourself you piece of shit
My birthday is the 30th of april how do i know if i am the reincarnation?
>i miss being 12
>xDDD
You still are, Kevin-Tschäisn
I genuinely believe my country will be the next National Socialist country
do you really have only one ball?
Thank you. For everything.
consider your mental health
what is imageboard language
saddest day for the jews, their national hero just lost the war.
>what is imageboard language
9g*g or whatever shithole you crawled out of isn't an imageboard, Sören.
You’re a loser. You didnn’t expand Germany’s borders, nor finished with the Jews, nor became rich nor left descendants. A loser.
Weimar never ended.
>Go, young Hans!!! go and conquer all the non-brown countries we invaded in the last 5 years!!
>but remember!! try not to shoot any jews, we promised them israel
>but feel free to murder anybody else
>yes, Hans, even all the civilians you like to kill, but remeber to call them "partisans".
I’d declare him under arrest and take him prisoner for America, saving him from the soviets but not letting him get away with his crimes.
This followed by dumb cunt
Imagine how great Europe would be right now if we nuked berlin instead of Nippon....
No, friend. They were just stopped. See Operation Typhoon.
how dare you use actual historical sources to disprove make-believe /pol historical fairy tales?!
What's great is the Nazis pushed them back and sunk many American and Soviet ships so obviously there's something down there still
>save him from soviets
>give him to americans
You didnt treat POW any better, like the 70 guys who got their balls smashed for a staged PR campaign massaker. Inclusive NDA and no compensation
At least my grampa got released from the sovs with intact physic
get rekt statist scum
fpbp
?
on average we did treat them better than the soviets.
The aryan man was too weak to win a war against the russian spirit and your inbred descendants will repeat your mistake in their own pursuit of vanity.
Seriously fuck pewdiepie for bringing you all here
>No knowledge of history
>Check flag
>Why even bother
beat me to it
he is right, though.
typing "no knowledge of history" is as much of an argument as a loud fart.
Always look on sunny side of life!
Life gets you down and your Reich is turning Brown!
100 years from now people will say wow he was right!
Just remember this we don't believe you drank Eva's piss.
Always look on sunny side of life!
Well whilst all thats going on in Berlin, Fuhrer and I are chilling in Agartha, drinking some beers and having a laugh.
Well I'm laughing. He's still upset he couldn't free his Volk from the Jew rats. But I cheer him up by saying " hey bro at least we found this place, we saved as many as we could and they will thrive here"
He smiles and says thanks user.
He lost against russia because americans decided to sent supplies to stalin. Not because of some 'muh spirit', soldiers were literary shot if they stepped backwards.
>implying hitler didin't escape on a U-boat to Brazil and live a long and happy life as a bean farmer with a qt portugese wife.
hahahahaha how old are you?
5?
>watched "enemy at the gates" and this is your entire historical knowledge, going around proudly telling others to educate themselves
>He lost against russia because americans decided to sent supplies to stalin.
5%.
The allied supplied made up 5% of the total war materiel.
Even if they supplied 100% percent, it wouldnt matter jack shit.
Why?
Because its the russians that did all the killing.
Fuck off, kid, nobody is interested in your holywood movie playlist.
It's kinda not.
but it is
>Let's get in that airplane and get the fuck out of here, mein Führer!
Literally only lost because they were heavily outnumbered and Hitler/Generals made a few wrong choices here and there.
also WW2 wasnt "germany vs the planet", faggot.
germany had tons of allies, and their own war materiel was coming from all over the fucking planet.
Norwegian/swedish steel, south american fuel.
american medicine.
Nothing pisses me off more than historical fucking ignorance, and you just topped that shit by adding "educate yourselves" to finish your bullshit sentence.
It really isn't.
>be time traveling american
>circumcised at birth by FORCE
>identified as a jew
>get shot in nazi germany
5%? That's pretty low. You got a citation for that?
Also "war materiel" sounds like a name for a specific type of supplies to diminish the number.
Typical Jewish tricks.
Better luck next time amiright? ahahahahaha. Nah, you go first.
>knowing that you lost while still at the berghoff in austria
>planned the entire takeover of europe, didnt plan an escape
>hey lets go to our bunker in berlin
officially he killed himself with poison
Probably would be better for you if you shoot your double and have the remaining guards burn the bodies. Then you can go to Argentina. Don’t worry the allies won’t ask too many questions because your fake death is just as good for them as your real death.
why does Sup Forums always assume the first thing everybody would do is looking at their genitals?
>Also "war materiel" sounds like.....
it sounds like a military name for all kinds of military supplies, from ammo, to car tyres, to planes.
Ze under railroadin un readin mein Fuhrer
because thats what germans were doing.
Reveal yourself, Vladimir.
Gde da german chicks at ?
>what do you say to him?
Probably that he should not kill his family.
>what do you say to him?
Here use my teleporter, it will take you to a safe place far away from here. Don't worry about me I'll get a clone sometime in the future besides they expect remains, go now you've done what you were tasked. Take whoever you deem necessary but not too much because it can't handle it.
whatever i dont really care what you think
Yeah, i can tell. You suck dicks and secretly want to fuck kids, don't you?
Nigga, bring a weapon with you that can win the war. Jesus, you Slavs are thick uh?
nigger*
Ayy man can I come to Neu Schwabenland with you ?
Do you want to steal alien's alloy ?
i have no attraction to kids and im a virgin. I want a bf though, ideally he’d be 3 or 4 years older than me (im 20).
It's too cold in Anarctica for gypsies.
have you never seen terminator? Only people can go through. Nothing else, not even clothes.
>win the war
It was already won believe it or not.
Also, who said anything about going BACK in time?
I will say i love you grandpa
>being this new
They did push for Moscow just not with everything they had. Napoleon made the mistake of trying to take Moscow and found only a pile of burned out rubble as the Russians retreated inland, it was a colossal failure. You can not beat the Russians by simply taking Moscow, it doesn't work like that, you need to starve them of resources, which is why Stalingrad was focused.
The Nazis were not ignorant of history and knew Moscow was nothing in the grand scheme of things and that taking it was no assurance of victory.
Thanks for ruining everything forever, faggot.
Just imagine how much they can earn by dismantling just one space ship
Bullshit, you're a fucked up little femenine faggot and you want to fuck kids because you're not man enough to fuck women. You probably were molested. Ain't even your fault.
Typical tankie tricks. The tanks and planes sent meant jack shit and betrays a base misunderstanding of how modern war is fought. The logistc aid provided to the ussr brought it back from the brink. Boots, food and trains and trucks saved the ussr. The bombing campaigns run by the allies on german industry and the allied military actions over multiple theatres stretched germany to its limits and shortend the war by decades. If it was just the eastern front the ussr would have overstreched itself and collapsed.
>Mein Fuhrer, you'll be late for your flight to Patagonia
I cant think of anything less appealing than that. I like big strong masculine guys. I don’t even want to use my penis. I’ve never been molested I’m a complete virgin.
>before he will shot himself
call the grammar nazi in
Why would Terminator rules apply here? this is science!
>shot himself
after everything you've seen, you still choose to believe what the government schools told you to believe? he never shot himself.
You're telling me you weren't molested? really. You like big strong masculine guys, uh? were was your father when you were a kid?
Terminator is the foundation of modern science.