Well well well, wot ave we ere?
Aight m8, gunna neda see that loitering loicing
Well well well, wot ave we ere?
Cooper James
Brody Ramirez
Ooga booga
Kevin Parker
I'd knock her the fuck out lmao
Eli Johnson
Ait, yuv gun far enough ya poof
Surrender that hate speech or i'll bludgen ya gobba!
Austin Hill
How can you respect that bongs? Explain this to me. At least our cops here will make you play a game of twister before gunning you down.
Bentley Turner
Oi m8, get ova here and let give ya a quick shag
Nathan Sanders
It's for protection against the cold you focking raycist.
Chase Phillips
OI, You haven't had your daily shag bruv!
Lincoln Hernandez
ello ello luv, walkin witout yeh walkin liocense, ah we?
Justin Evans
Germanic people, wake the fuck up!!!
Luis Kelly
>Germanic
Bin that hate speech!
Kayden Jenkins
you are not gonna get bullied any longer considering the absolute state of UK
Dylan Perry
is she a cerebral palsy Irish cockney?
Noah Flores
Not in my town.
Ethan Foster
Luke Richardson
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good and horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. Use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.
Adrian Butler
I can't believe Edward I kicked the shit out of the Scottish for this.
Ayden Phillips
then her dead man's switch goes click and her vest of peace goes boom
Michael Hernandez
oi don't get cheeky wit me bruv, I didn't ask for yeh driovers license, now show me yeh liocense liocense!
Isaac Evans
IMAGINE BEING BRITISH IN THE 21ST CENTURY LMAO
Adrian Morris
Imagine being Irish and known that your still technically under UK rule in the 21st century.
Pipe down you glorified pikey
Ayden Cook
oi you bettah have a liocense to be proud of your former nation, bruv. bin that thoughtcrime!
Ethan Torres
>liocense liocense!
I'm crying with both laughter and sadness. To think we were joking about this just a few years ago as if it was some Orwellian nightmare that wouldn't appear for decades, if ever.