>muh Hortler dindu nuffin
>muh based Roosians
>muh Goymany is da best
>literally homo threads
>racemixing
Why this board has become so shit? When did this happen?
>muh Hortler dindu nuffin
>muh based Roosians
>muh Goymany is da best
>literally homo threads
>racemixing
Why this board has become so shit? When did this happen?
Canadians and other cucks are ruining it
Are you one of those cucked poles?
average Sup Forums poster age is probably 16
its just a bunch of retarded children and muslims larping as nazis at this point
stormfront happened
Beware of the Eternal Pole. He breeds contempt. He fuels war.
Stormfags are problem since forever.
They're somewhat managable
Probably this
Sup Forums was never good
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good and horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. Use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.
I remember being an edgy teen. Then I grew up and realized how dumb I was. I'm just glad the internet wasn't this shitty when I was a kid
I'm pretty sure a good 70-90% people here are larping. Anybody else is either a stormfag or autistic.
This. And every other board on this site is just a bunch of angry faggots venting their frustrations at other angry faggots. If you're not coming here to shitpost and troll then I don't know what the fuck your doing.
Sup Forums doesn't understand that nationalism is the barrier agaisn't globalism and Israeli natiolism is also a barrier to globalism. You can dislike jews but you have to recognize that their nationalism is also a line of defence agaisn't globalism.
>You JIDF shill xDDD
okay brony
It went from being a contrarian/lolbertarian, and I'd dare say, apolitical board to a Republitard/Trumptard cultist SHADILAY/MAGAPEDES ASSEMBLE/IF U DON'T LIKE DRUMPF YOU'RE A SHILL REEEE/YOU ARE A HILLARY SUPPORTER
Drumpf and t_d ruined it.
Remain jealous, eternal loser.
Polish kike fuk off. You are a prime example of why Hitler did nothing wrong.
Around late 2015
the influx of Gooks from Reddit
Wow. That was really autistic.
This thread is full of jidf shills and organized leftist groups. This will remain a national socialist board, no matter how much you shill here. As a side note we really should hang all of the magapedes and trumpfags (muh 4d chess tomahawks) on this board. /ptg/ threads should cease existing. Sieg Heil!!
jewish kurwa shilling again
Damn, those are some pearly ass teeth