Tiangong-1

The Chinese Tiangong-1 space station is crashing down to Earth on April 1st.
Colored in red are the potential areas to be hit.

The station is out of control (like most Chinese spacecraft) and its crash zone cannot yet be accurately predicted.

When the Soviet MIR station was decommissioned, a controlled burn brought it down in the pacific, and it still had a 3000km debris field. Tiangong-1 is larger, and there will not be a controlled burn. The debris field will be more than that.

This may be a "happening".

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Tiangong is far smaller than Mir was you goose.

WEW Feels good to live in the safe zone

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Watch out for falling toilet seats.

trips decide where it crashes
I hope it crashes on Beijing

I'm in the path - I hope it lands on my house while I'm asleep.

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Damn, the orbital paths narrowed down have a crossing over my head.

how big will the impact be?
and how much warning time?

most of it will burn and break up but there still going to be some small debris that could hurt someone

gimme mexico city

Hopefully huge and none. It's not a meteor - but it'll do in a pinch.

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Ground control to tiangong 1
Ground control to tiangong 1
Check your rear view mirror and put your signal on

i hope it crashes on lucky larry's dumb fat head fuck you larry

Meh, only shitholes in the red zone

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Maybe it will fall on India

Melbourne

Hit niggers hit niggers hit niggers hit niggers hit niggers hit niggers hit niggers hit niggers hit niggers hit niggers hit niggers

Checkem for Mecca.

Sweden, and let it become the Walking Dead

>only non-white areas are threatened

top kek

Mfw when Sweden is out of the danger zone.

China then.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=6uYqtHQ2oCA

Trips decides where it strikes

TelAviv

this

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go to sleep, Donnie Darko.

New York city.

White House down

better odds of winning the lottery then this being a happening

Either Kinshasa-Brazzaville or Lagos

Wondering if my home owners will cover this.

>that Japanese butt hurt

Paris

What further proof needed that Asians are shit drivers

Lets go for L.A.
San Francisco works too.

Berlin

We could totally meme this space can to crash in a highly populated liberal metropolis

Brcelona

Well lookie here boys, the UK does have a positive attribute.

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It crashes on my front yard.

All the red zone should be nuked. Prove me wrong

Holy shit my sides

>CHINA WILL DROP A SPACE STATION ON THE WHITE HOUSE

> PODS FULL OF PARATROOPERS WILL FALL WITH THE DEBRIS

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Thanks for the FPBP

Mir was 129 tons, the second largest manmade object ever placed in orbit after the International Space Station, and had 350 cubic meters of pressurized volume.

Tiangong-1 is eight tons with 15 cubic meters of pressurized volume. It's a tin can.

In fact, Tiangong-1 is almost exactly the same size as that cute little Soyuz capsule that's docked to Mir on the right side of this image.

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Mecca

Mecca!

Mecca.

Mecca!!!

MECCA OR NOWHERE

Right back on top of China.

Mexico in the middle of cinco mayo.
Take out as many of the subhumans as possible.

Ottawa

Las Vegas downtown

Anyone else notice this is happening on April fools day?

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Israel

Hehehe.

Looks like it'll miss Melbourne, bugger

MECCAAAA

Not a happening
But still rolling for it to Europe

Detroit so no one will notice.

Meds btfo

>forgetting how fucking huge the pacific ocean is
not worried

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Oh shit I'm moving to Magallanes

Los Angeles

MECCA NOWWW

>15 cubic meters of pressurized volume
I always thought it'd be about the size of a Salyut station, which is the core module of Mir, but that's far tinier, jesus. It's not much larger than their spaceship.

i hope it crashes on brussels

there's always next time

i'm sure chinese junk will fall out of orbit on a regular basis in the future

my yard

Texas

>Amerimutt education

Damascus
>Isaiah 17

It will likely just fall in the ocean, but who knows, it might fall on Netanyahu.

40.580743, -74.337042

I hope my area is in the debris field, that space junk is gonna be worth $$$

Right on Erdogan's house

Let us have our fun.

Israel.

>anti-happening concern trolling

RAUS

Yeah, the size comparison is pretty clear

And really unimpressive compared even to cans the Americans and Soviets were launching 50 years ago

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rollan for Beijing

is beijing even in the red zone?

Some niggers house idc which one

Mecca

And here's the first crew of Taikonauts to visit Tiangong-1. The picture pretty clearly shows the entirety of the interior, that's all folks.

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ur moms house

Athens, of course

Yes, is it your eyes or your brain that's malfunctioning?

I home it crashes on Detroit.

I miss Rhodesia.

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Los Angeles

But they had that crane accident.

It will kill a Rothschild.

Here you go. Red areas are most likely top be hit.

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Why?

a handful of tonnes of light material burning up in the atmosphere wont do anything
even if lan large piece survives reentry the low mass reaching terminal velocity wont do shit maybe destroy a tree or 2

yfw it's washington d.c

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on David Hogg

it'll hit new york again

I SAID ON DAVID HOGG
pls

Chriaq