/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - He's Coming EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>WH Video: FLotUS roundtable on online safety 3/27/18
youtu.be/iMf7VZFKISo
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Fargo ND 3/27/18
youtu.be/Z3NN53iax24
>CJS Gen Dunford in Afghanistan 3/27/18
youtu.be/gPWzgPxvtJ8
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 3/27/18
youtu.be/ueRdKpbHZpA
>UNPolCoord Tachco @UNSC on Congo 3/27/18
youtu.be/MyVOFm3ruDk
>StateDep Readout: Conversation w/Producers of Last Men in Aleppo 3/27/18
youtu.be/y6Ru2UJo1q8
>ICE Op in FL 3/27/18
youtu.be/Q5vCnF18A8k
>NATO Press Brief on UK attack 3/27/18
youtu.be/6jBv6AGtHlI
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/27/18
youtu.be/YfT9npKWoFE
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/27/18
youtu.be/0z_K7dMqt34
>StateDep Video: Slave Day 3/27/18
youtu.be/kvjFhTIFq9A
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Indonesia FM 3/26/18
c-span.org/video/?443143-1/
>WH Press Brief (Raj) 3/26/18
youtu.be/9061a1hTEug
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #31 (Lara) 3/26/18
youtu.be/I96cjqm7Juo
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
youtu.be/rqXCm1XuB4U
>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
youtu.be/4ZK9SwI2nyc
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcQKr6TJax8
>FLotUS Melania @2018 Intl Women Of Courage Awards 3/23/18
youtu.be/8ymA5IPlY9A
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Atlanta GA 3/23/18
youtu.be/b8uNttr6-F4
>VP Pence w/Annie Moore in WVa 3/23/18
youtu.be/3YdFby7y6D8

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AWURRR
>gib alcohol pls

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Ssssh Tucker's sleeping

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>>CCTV confirms Kim Jong-un met with Xi Jinping in Beijing. Wives also met. Kim reaffirmed willingness to meet with Trump, praised Xi as the “core” of the CCP of course.
This is Kim Jong-Un's first time leaving North Korea as Head of State and his first foreign trip.

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No wall or Hilary in jail
Your memes are shit, fags

Eyes need to be in different directions

KAG!

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fuck trump!

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Reminder that McMorpheus is just McCain kiwi on a proxy BTFOing himself to try and look cool

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>15 years an atheist
I think I've tipped my last fedora.
I get spirituality now. It makes sense to me now.

oh my fucking god.
I was just being an autist about the literal words of the bible.

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WE NEED TO SHITPOST FAST FOR NEW BREAD WHEN TUCKER COMETH

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WAKE UP!

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>twitter.com/Snowden/status/978714961450061826
twitter.com/Snowden/status/978714961450061826
>twitter.com/Snowden/status/978714961450061826
twitter.com/Snowden/status/978714961450061826
Will they lawsuit the company until it gets "stolen" from the guy?

Backfire

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jesus christ

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Are you funposting or did you really just pull an Anthony Flew?

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Kim needs to be shopped as crying wojack

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Awoo!

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Neat

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What school???

Kiddie-diddlers are back on the menu.

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BASED Cucker Carlson bluepilling his audience on the Rothschilds and turning legit arguments into HILARIOUS conspiracy theories!

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Link?

What businesses are you going to open up in NoKo when it finally opens up?
>reminder: can't build hotels unless you want to compete with the Don

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Slow down, faggots

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Greetings you gun grabbing liberals! How was the March for Our Lives rally?

This is an emergency broadcast...
Alex is live!
youtube.com/watch?v=570x5MCBS8k

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blacks are mad the kid stole their black power fist

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this is good
I hope shit libs have more marches promising to take our guns
great way to get GOP voters to turn out

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Dumbasses

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>trump cucked out after schumer threatened to sue if trump built the wall using the military
>the US census question including citizenship was blocked
GETTTING REAAAAAAAAAAL TIRED OF WINNING ARENT WE?

I'm serious. No wonder people hate atheists.
Fuuuck. I need to call my Dad.

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Drug and blood tests for everyone working with kids when?

But t's already a Tucker thread, chinkers. I do need to go downstairs and grab more dot's pretzels from my car and the orange juice I bought though.... God damn it I'm going in my pajama pants, fuck what the neighbors say.

thats not what your mom said last night

BASED Alex Jonestein!

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>hiv positive school aide
A lot of things are wrong with this sentence, I hope the families sue the school/district for allowing this to happen. God forbid any of them catch hiv.

Don't worry. Trump's going to take the guns away long before the libkikes ever get a chance to.

Really boils your grits.

Good for you, mang.

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Let me guess: Blocked by some judge in Hawaii?

>wearing PJs in public

yikes, that's close to rock bottom. Soon you'll be wearing crocs unapologetically

we, if we had any comms ability, should get the rnc's donations to zero for a month. that tax bill was awful and they should know we feel it

No he is making it up and it’ll probably be a
>1 post by this ID

Ask any street cop how honest prostitutes are. The are 96% motivated by money. The rest is just crazy.
I’d walk outside to check if a prostitute like Stormy told me the sun was rising in the east.
Correct.
Too many people have allowed the Left to frame the debate by agreeing that Trump did bone that porn star even though there is not a shred of evidence.
>President Trump denies any such thing and I believe him. He is not Bill Clinton, who had to parse the word "is" and then redefine oral sex as not really being sex.
President Trump may have been a horndog years ago but that was years ago. Years ago he cut a swath through the female population and had a couple of other wives but it has not been established that any of them were hookers/porn stars. He didn't need to date or bed some bored-out slut with round heels as he had the choice of many good looking women who may have had some loose morals by chasing his money, but they sure didn't get gang-banged in front of a camera for several hundred dollars.

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The Social Network 2 will be sooo good.

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>implying Hogg wasn't an NRA plant
He wants more guns in the hands of civilians so he can seize more. Can't seize your guns if you don't have any.

>Coolidge in the corner about to slash their budgets so hard their great-grandkids will feel it.

Darn Molochniggers.

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GOOD NEWS! in cali it's no longer a felony!

>that image
Are you sure your in the right place???

is this kino?

>i'm making it up
HaAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH. This place has started to outright deny what has transpired? How pathetic.

Fine I fucking changed into blue jeans and a polo real quick. Don't judge me.
Fuck now I have less than 5 minutes. Thank God my car is right there. Be back in 3 minutes.

Truth is a stubborn thing, user.

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>It's not real because I say so
Sure thing gramps.

>tfw kshatriya and cannot back down from a challenge
I want to meet and debate this Morpheus fellow.

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is this a screengrab for the new raid 3?

Ok then why didn’t you reply to both posts with a damn link? I WOULD LIKE to see it too

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>that guy on Martha bad mouthing the Estado Novo
Salazar dindu nuffin. He was a good boy that made fascism work.

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>I am the state
Lots of extraction industries, they're sitting on a lot of minerals.

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>jews are better anti-semites than you

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lil hitler
twitter.com/MAGAnimation/status/978331187381972992

>"If South Korea and the US respond to our efforts in good faith, build a peaceful and stable atmosphere, and adopt phased and simultaneous steps for peace, the issue of denuclearization on the Peninsula can be resolved"
-Kim Jong-Un, per Xiahua. It's a pretty typical statement, but shows talks are still on the table.

Also, another big piece of news is Xi has accepted Kim Jong-Un's invitation to visit North Korea.

>outright denies news
OK.

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Nah, they're just false flags to garner sympathy for jews

You can be an atheist Hindu as well; but you can never understand humanity until you accept that memes exist in the greater consciousness, and those memes will always define how people form their impression of (you)

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>should
>California sues
This is old news

No
No no no no

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>should

this kid does things just to look cool right? the jacket, the fist, the armband. this kid's ego is being inflated and its going to bite back hard

Xi always has a look of weary disappointment about him.

let me guess
>california

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WHEEL.

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the McCain/McMorpheus saga is my favorite recent /ptg/ subplot

Reverse image search pic related and read.

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>(and that's a good thing)

Yep. How do you also feel about trump cucking out on building the wall with the military? Said it would be Monday and he pussied out even the next day.

why did pepe steal christmas

bin that bike wheel!

>should
READ YOU FUCKING NIGGER

READ

Hopefully Drake sues Dan and get's some money.

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so when did bluepoos invent the wheel?

proofs?

>pic
Yes, but I'm only a little proud of it.

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>they're sitting on a lot of minerals
Like what? Why aren't they extracting the minerals themselves, thus pulling themselves out of debt (somewhat)?

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So is Gramp's still dead on jewtube? Anyone have a link to someone streaming on there?

President Hawaiian judge blocked it.

Probably.

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IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE

We don't actually know if the wall is being built or not. I don't think anyone actually checked out there.

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What??? I’m not a working class stiff I’m a suburbanite I’m not worried about demographics/immigration personally yet. Regardless I would like to see it built. Pic unrelated

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Its up now

Bluepoos didn't invite the wheel; we just invented the wheel-into-teeth sandwich.

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