Far Cry 5 bombed

>gameinformer.com/games/far_cry_5/b/playstation4/archive/2018/03/26/far-cry-5-game-informer-review-big-sigh-country.aspx

>giantbomb.com/reviews/far-cry-5-review/1900-781/

>pushsquare.com/reviews/ps4/far_cry_5

>polygon.com/2018/3/26/17164878/far-cry-5-review-ps4-pc-xbox-one

>gamerevolution.com/review/378267-far-cry-5-review-welcome-to-no-hope-county

When will Ubicucks ever learn from their own Left-Wing idiocy? And let us never talk about this travesty of a socialist wet-dream ever again on this board.

We now need to focus on destroying the Last of Us Part 2, which is going to be a SJW lesbian propaganda tool hidden behind a horror game.

MGGA (Make Gaming Great Again)

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It seems to be doing fairly well review-wise, I don't think it will top 2 or 3 though

I suggest you read into GG and how "reviews" work.

No takes the people seriously since gamergate. They helped kill gaming

Hows the game left wing? are they making fun of Christians

CPY takin their sweet time

Even Wikipedia is attempting to cover up Gamergate.

Just type that in, and you'll be redirected to some article about male ants who fuck their own mother repeatedly.

Those reviewers gave the game a bad review because the game wasn’t liberal. Far Cry 5 is a pro Christian, pro conservative, Pro gun game. We should be supporting it.

I drive a truck for work and listen to a lot of npr just to get my blood boiling so I don't fall asleep.
No bullshit they were shilling this game today and you already know the media hates gamers. They praised this game thought for its "interesting concepts" and it's even tried to make parallels to the games cult and our society.
Liberal media is shilling this game you already know that's not good.

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VERY Left-Wing

polygon.com/2018/3/23/17157154/far-cry-5-trump-pee-tape-patriot-acts-mission

whats funny too is that the cult is right about it all

No, Christians are the good guys fighting against a doomsday cult that worship a bastardized version oh Christianity

This game is fucking amazing, not to mention the heroes are religious conservatives

>satire is left wing

Played it a bit today, incredibly fun. Definitely has some leftist political messaging in it, but it's pro guns, so there's that.

> Game isn't Kill Trump Syporters 2018
> low scores from libtard reviewers

It's pretty apolitical,and that's upsetting to (((((them))))

The people giving it the worst reviews are complaining about how it's not left wing. The games story is basically the equivalent of Trump pointing out that Antifa was also fucking shit up at the neo nazi rally and constantly points out that both sides are just as bad. One of the reviewers freaked the fuck out because he had to help an npc that hates Obama. He literally could not understand how he could ever help someone that had a different opinion than his own.

It also ends with the evil religious white man being right about everything and there's no ending where he doesn't win.

If you're not playing Kingdcom Come : Deliverance, you're not white

It's not bombing. Metacritic score is 81 and Opencritic score is 83. Plus, I heard it sold out on Amazon at one point.

i thought the SJWs were pissed because the religious conservative cult turns out to be right in the ending

But one also has to give respect to the few non-whites who also bought the game due to it being non-PC.

Will there be an expansion now where a Muslim extremist cult tries to take over the town instead?

The game is a Marxist psy ops. Not even our vidyas are safe anymore boys.

>youtu.be/Fg1CnqQvRxU
Pretty based stuff tbqh lads.

Game looks fun though. I've only played Far Cry Primal but if all the games are like that, then this one should be fun.

Far Cry never changed after 3.

Which is why I stopped with the series there.

>Anyone who pokes fun at the president is LEFTIST KEK DICK MUNCHER LIBTARD!

I'm sorry your ego is tied up in a politician. Does the boot lick back?

Just play Warframe. It's free and it's a shit ton better.

rare

>western games

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its getting good reviews on steam.

thats about the only review indicator that counts.

GKY weeaboo

has your wife allowed you to go back inside the house yet? Hahahahaha you fucking leftist burgers are pathetic.

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this is why i like battlefield 1. the scout class is largely represented by women and niggers, which makes sense considering an average scoutnigger's playstyle

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Watched a bit of gameplay got a huge branch davidian vibe from it the leader kinda resembles david koresh.

It's just a bad game. Among the worst paced games if not the worst ever made.

The story is good and I'm saying this as a southern Baptist and the story is truly the only thing keeping me interested.

the fact that everywhere you go, you're constantly harassed by an extremely limited pallete of enemies makes the game just not fun.There are simply too many encounters constantly forcing you to fight the same boring enemies over and over again. A patch could fix this. Some level design is dreadful as well. Looks so alive but feels so dead. Combat feels extremely sloppy and for every awesome bit of chaos going on there's 5 or more canned, immersion-destroying events.

I'd give it a 4.5/10 from what I've played so far and I'm literally forcing myself through it now because I pre-ordered it like an idiot.

>original plot was town sheriff was lynched by doomsday cult that thinks protecting PoCs is damning the world.
>As story develops, we learn that the sheriff's wife was raised on the west coast. The south is upside to her.
>Sheriff's wife wants revenge, killing off ku klux klan members, pro-confederate gangs and wealthy oil businessmen that fuel it all.
>original ending had no plot twist, but a message: racism will get your own kind killed
Ubisoft dodged a bigger bullet to be shot in the foot with a small one.

>let’s never talk about this thing I just made a thread about

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What ever happened to having 2 campaigns

kek

I wont buy the game if its even close to the latest wolfenstein commie masturbation story.

Waiting to know for sure

They should have set it in Somalia, with nothing but black Muslims or something.

The SJWs would initially buy it due to the skin color and religion, but then would throw up when they find out that it's a shithole.

But Ubicucks would never do that, expeiclly since Far Cry 2 already took place in Africa (albeit a fake one, that has cacti for some reason).

shit

an africa 3/4 white apparently

Why does everything have to be about ham fisted morality these days? If its not about racism or sexism its like people can't comprehend it.

Whatever happened to stories like metal gear solid that just had an interesting story with relatable characters? WHY DOES EVERY STORY HAVE TO BE AUTISTICALLY POLITICIZED? I JUST WANT A STORY THAT GIVES A GOOD TIME WITH GOOD EMOTIONS THE ARTS ARE DEAD.

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Imagine my shock.

>pre-ordered
>in the Two Thousand and Eighteenth Year of our Lord
shig to the dig

>Whatever happened to stories like metal gear solid that just had an interesting story with relatable characters?

Blame Kojima for making the whole damned series, except for 3, to be a confusing cluserfuck of clusterfucks that make no sense.

You didnt review the game the game just so happens to be bad
if you dont like it dont buy it

This, libtards and progressives BTFO

There are so many snowflakes who want to play a game, but then bitch about it when they don't get their own way.

This game is not unique.

Take Sea of Thieves for example.

There are SJW retards crying that Rare did not put in any safe-spaces in that game, and whining that "griefing" happens. In a pirate game. Where you, and everyone else are seafaring criminals.

seaofthieves.com/forum/topic/29122/mega-thread-safe-zones/34

These SJWs should QQ moar when I decide to sink their ships, all because I felt like it.

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oh shit the game is bad but its ok because you only need to play it if you like it :DDDDD

look bitch nanomachines ok

Remove that templar flag you raging homo

So basically its like every fucking FC story in history.

How unoriginal could they get? Just re-do 1s story ffs.

KYS, Britfag

Then play Crysis. You MIGHT run the game on max settings. And remember, that game is 10 years old.

i tried that. i burned down my neighborhood's transformer

i watched some far cry 5 on twitch and it doesn't seem that bad. it's not wolfenstein/ME andromeda tier.

Tbh.. gameplay wise it was just too limited, and I'm personally not a fan of the Far Cry mechanics.
That being said the game doesn't seem to take hits at Trump or conservatives the only thing that's similar would be a Waco/David Koresh theme.

also in any case,

>He was right all along and we didn't listen

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fair cry is basically assassin creed with more of a sensible story

'Interesting Concept' - Evil religious zealouts (Usually white) in this case they weren't southern (Wow! big deviation!!!).

This whole type of theme has been beaten to death. You know what would be an interesting concepts? A role playing game where you are trying to exist in a leftist police state taken to its end state.

The game is shit but trolls are actively being paid to trick you into buying it at the moment. Don’t buy their BS. I was fooled into buying Horizons during release but won’t get cucked again.

Dude you are way out of the fucking loop.

Far Cry 5 trolled the fuck out of the liberal game "journalists". They thought it was going to be a Trump supporter murder sim where they gunned down conservatives in the name of multiculturalism and progress and instead it turned out to be Waco the game.

Gamespot and Polygon both trashed it in their reviews entirely because the story wasn't left wing enough for them.

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I think some games in that category might exist (and developed in Eastern Europe), but none are coming to the top of my head right now.

btw what happens at the end of far cry?

>A role playing game where you are trying to exist in a leftist police state taken to its end state.
Wait I think I know about a similar game, far-end state. Ill try to find it.

never buy a game above $20. rule #1

same thing as Farcry 4 - you were the villian the entire time

NICE GET

stupid faggot

waste

I can’t believe people haven’t realized the rednecks are the good guys

oh shit

Lol nice one

You bastard, that was for trump!

far cry always makes the bad guys cooler

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Wasted the Double Satan get you fucking idiot

This game wasn't even a propaganda tool its surprisingly apolitical the feds are the ones who fucked everything up.

It's not a liberal SJW bullshit like Wolfenstein. At the end you'll find out that you're fighting a losing battle and the cult were right

Jesus Christ be praised, Bruce

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nigger

Mass effect: Andromeda is the SJW crap that burnt me in a permanent way. Now I'm cautious as fuck and I never buy a game until I hear what the gaming community is saying about it.

Hello yes I'm here for the numerals

I'm loving how video games drop so quickly in price now. Used to have to wait months to a year for a big game to drop to $30. These games now are doing it in 2 months. I just wish I had motivation to like I once did

put me in the cap

Immigrated illegally from other thread, just to see this waste

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Holy shit lads. This thread is full of kikes.

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soy guzzling numale game "journalists" hate Far Cry 5 because it isn't actually the rural America hating conservative murder simulator they were all hoping it would be

>I just wish I had motivation to like I once did
Games were good when they did one of two things right: "titties" or "violence".

>>polygon.com/2018/3/26/17164878/far-cry-5-review-ps4-pc-xbox-one
Author basically mad everyone wasn't wearing MAGA hats. Polygon is straight up crying that it was TOO diverse, and that the villains weren't believable because they are multiethnic.

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FUCKIN UN

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she has a point
>be black
>hard working father
polygon is literally /ourpropaganda/

Read the Polygon review, quite the opposite is true. They used the apperence of a radical critique but the game itself does everything possible to not be radical. It’s a radical leftist critique as much as Outlast II was.

The point out that there is no real explanation for the cult’s radicalization, no back story that justifies their existence, and that the fact that most of the minions are on a mind control drug takes away any moral agency and thus political choice. There is no moral consequence to killing what are basically zombies, and thus no moral weight to your own characters actions.

They point out that both sides using torture creates a moral equivalency which destroys any sort of larger ‘purpose’ for your characters action.

This isn’t really a lefty game.

CHECKED

Just play Ghost Recon: Wildlands

>Same general gameplay, but with the Ghost Recon style of third person stealth shit

>Lots of stuff to do

>The whole game is tacticool operators operating on subhuman cartel members, killing under bosses and other fun stuff

>Decent /k/ porn

Literally a better Far Cry

OwO whats this?

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I was considering buying it because I haven't played a Far Cry since Far Cry 3 which was pretty OK.

Then I saw two things that made me say "fuck no"

1) Denuvo
speaks for itself

2) No steam achievements
Now this is a little more complicated. I don't actually give a shit about steam achievements themselves. What I care more about is what this represents. The effort involved in putting achievements on Steam is laughably low, and they didn't do it. It shows that they do not have any intent on using Steam properly. If they can't be bothered to devote a few hours to getting the achievements to sync to Steam, do you think they're going to be bothered to fix any bugs that might come up as a result of the Steam platform? (especially things like the launchers and overlay)

It's kind of similar to if someone gets arrested for promoting Communism at a university. Do I give a shit about the commie fuck himself? Fuck no, I wouldn't give a shit if he blew his own brains out. I would give a fuck about the arrest because it would mean that Free Speech was being violated.

You'd think after all this shit, Ubisoft would've learned to cool it with the DRM. Steam is bad enough but it's basically fucking ubiquitous with PC gaming at this point - I don't want to throw on fucking UPlay as well, not to mention the atrocity that is Denuvo

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