retard jumped at me
Just hit this idiot lol
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That's queer...
Those things can't jump.
RIP
Q predicted this
didnt literally jump he walked onto the road
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Your a faggot. This thread is bad and you should feel bad
Rippironi armidilioni
They are famous for jumping in front of queers.
take it home and field dress it then stick it in a big ol pot and make stew. uma delicioso
>killing armadibro
Death is too good for you sodomite.
They jump straight up like a damn cat when they get startled.
Great now your car needs to go to the mechanic for leprosy.
you know that's a bad omen, right?
You have less than seven days left to live.
Make peace with all the people you've let down, like your parents and family
>Those things can't jump.
nice
i love animals and the dumb stuff they do
>record scratch
>freeze frame
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...
fuck off armadillo
don't touch it, you might give it leprosy
Topkek
lol
Only the black ones.
The white armadillo can't jump.
that armadillo was on its way to giving some nigger leprosy and you killed it
good job faggot
>Press F to loot Armadillo shell.
People from the countryland here love to eat those fuckers, to the point of stopping the car and hunting them if they see one by the highway.
maybe check your privilege before crossing the road next time shitlord
Good. Fucking ZOGadillo
That is a powerful image
>namefag
>memeflag
>retarded bait post
>useless thread
>literally gay
Mods reeeeed
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F
You receive.
1x +2 hide of leaping
.5 Meat
3 bone fishhooks
2 Gold
Those things have rabies
nice flag
LePer
>They jump straight up like a damn cat when they get startled.
This. They will shoot straight up to get beaned by your car's undercarriage. Texas speedbump.
rip doggo
>pol
saged
rare
How often does Dustin get his mancave filled ya think?
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RIP armadillo let the cool crisp air and water flow over you as you ascend into dillo heaven
obligatory nice flag
it probably had children still waiting for it to come home and feed them
It works great because they jump when you rack the slide back and you can shoot them before they touch the ground.
What? it's just the kekistani flag.
OP you are such a dime bar!
Someone call PETA, this maniac has to be locked up before he injures a person
I hope some leprosy bacteria made it to your bloodstream
He's okay, guys
Big if true
Fuckin sad, it's actually true the fuckers jump when they get freaked out which is why they end up getting creamed by bumpers. Anyway they have leprosy so who cares
t. Hill Country fag
Amerimutts eat those ugly things.
I'm glad he's okay. I was worried.
stay away from animals you degenerate faggot
I ran one over once and it gave me a flat tire, just fyi, they're pointy.
He's just a little sleepy.
Thanks for the update user!
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why are your tires pointy user?
i dont get it
You cheeky cunt! How long have been hiding under our radar?!
armadillos jump very well
An armadillo is just like a lobster you can run down with your car.
what kind of dog is this
Is their armor thick enough to stop bullets? Arrows? Or what use is it.
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oh look its the svalbard poster pretending to be norway again
>WOSoGAy
F
go to hell fag
Has anyone ever seen one of those things alive?
Further Update:
He made it to his destination and has been rewarded for his efforts.
Changing your story already? Whats your motive?
Armadillo
More like
Armadildo now
Take it home and insert it op
Pussy stinks like an armadillos asshole.
it's a shelltie
play soccer with him
Maybe you are the idiot for hitting him. Next time watch where you're driving. Was your boyfriend giving you a blowjob and it threw you off, or what?
A while actually.
You are a noble leaf and the dillo will protect you on the Day of the Rake.
Don't touch it OP, you'll become a leper.
>being a sodomite
Hell is for ever!
>Pussy stinks like an armadillos asshole.
We all know which of those things you've ever actually smelled before.