Ted cruz is an absolute unit

ted cruz is an absolute unit

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damn that torso.. is that shopped?

Wow he really let himself go

He ate too much cow shaped butter.

It's the delegates

don't think so. looks real

Hahahaha

achievable natty?

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Zodiac killer ain't gonna get any victims in that shape

Damn he's one L O N G boi

hard lad him, absolute menace

any good shops of that whores necktag? It would take 1 minute or 2, I just don't care enough to do it.

He's hung to her knees.

Nah he's having surgery to become a Cruz missile

dream status : shattered

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it's fine the way it is

>babys first fotoshop

Doesn't even look real but nice try

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what is there to shop? cruz is a fucking piece of shit that no one on any political spectrum actually likes or respects.

That is a pretty alpha move, actually. I bet it made the libshit wet.

you can just tell she wants the cruz missile

a lot of his ideas are mirrored by other conservatives.. his issue is that he's utterly memeable

Ancap here. Cruz is an extremely skilled debater and very gifted orator and probably only lost to Trump because he wanted to cast himself as a moderate when the mob wanted blood. Had he or Rand figured that out they would have won. That being said he is definitely not very charismatic and needs to lose a 100 pounds. But I'm glad he's on our side, for now.

I wouldn't have voted for him.

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More importantly, did they fuck?

Bane?

obviously
SAGA ALL

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Really? Bearing in mind Hilldawg was the alternative? I wouldn't want to hang out with Cruz either, but at least I don't think he wants to sacrifice America to some pagan blood God in a ritual or some shit, zodiac memes aside.

>ted cruz
Does he not look like the Penguin to anyone else?

Ted Cruz with my wife. That is a definite shop. I've seen enough shops to tell that is a fakey.

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Nah, I would have sat home.

lol

Accelerationism or just not giving a fuck?

cute!

>Ted Cruz with my wife.
Why is your wife fondling her naughty place?

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>Accelerationism
This. Trump, even if he isn't as good as I wanted, is still making the media melt down every week and widening distrust in establishment centers of power (deep state, FBI+CIA, media, etc). Cruz isn't like that. Cruz has some nice principals but ultimately he is just a christian normie.

Of course not. Everyone knows Cruz's torso is the same height as Vladimir Putin.

Jews did 9/11

THICC

el goblino...

He's a big guy.

Dahhhhhhnald....

She's grabbing her delegates.

Penguin

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Ahh, well she should know that Cruz is a master at the forbidden technique. He could have gotten behind her and neither of you would have known it.

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You mean the skelegates?

Gotcha. I agree. Trump can't burn it all down fast enough.

>implying you wouldn’t next to Lyin Ted

I guess what I am trying to say is...

You should go check out those delegates, make sure everything is still Ok.

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No, its not shopped. He has a 14 inch inseam but is still slightly over 6 feet. Early in his career democratic election opponents would snidely make reference to his odd proportions but they were all punished at the ballot box for their cruelty and no one thinks its wise to talk about it these days.

Fucking whore

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Kek

I miss the ted cruz memes

Why is your wife a spic?