/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - Pray for deliverence EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>WH Video: FLotUS roundtable on online safety 3/27/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st event in Fargo ND 3/27/18
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>CJS Gen Dunford in Afghanistan 3/27/18
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>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 3/27/18
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>UNPolCoord Tachco @UNSC on Congo 3/27/18
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>StateDep Readout: Conversation w/Producers of Last Men in Aleppo 3/27/18
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>ICE Op in FL 3/27/18
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>NATO Press Brief on UK attack 3/27/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/27/18
youtu.be/YfT9npKWoFE
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/27/18
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>StateDep Video: Slave Day 3/27/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Indonesia FM 3/26/18
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>WH Press Brief (Raj) 3/26/18
youtu.be/9061a1hTEug
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #31 (Lara) 3/26/18
youtu.be/I96cjqm7Juo
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
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>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
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>Pres Trump departs DC 3/23/18
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>FLotUS Melania @2018 Intl Women Of Courage Awards 3/23/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st event in Atlanta GA 3/23/18
youtu.be/b8uNttr6-F4
>VP Pence w/Annie Moore in WVa 3/23/18
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g'night kouhai
and remember
dogs do not make good pets, the best apples are red delicious, and the 3d meme is forever wrong

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Compromise can be used to erode all the right we don't like .

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>hiki is the anti-dog nigger
i should have guessed it

...

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Will he get the death penalty?

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>we need a disney princess who's trans

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drumpf rally

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Fuck Leftists.

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no just no

He lives in Florida. He has no morals or soul.

You're wrong about dogs and tea. You fucking skeleton.

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can't find a full translation as-of-yet, but here are more pictures of today's Rodong Sinmun with translated descriptions of the primary contents of each page.

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Rick Scot loves killing people so yes.

~ you're all faggots, awooooooooooo!

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Just renewed my memership with the NRA and GOA. Time to primary the cucks in my state now

>automation will take your job so why bother?
No one actually believes this, r-right?

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Death to Israel
Death to America

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Mulan already did that

Most definitely.

I hope Russia never gives up Crimea. The people there reject being Ukrainian. It's undemocratic and hypocritical to force them to join a state that persecutes them.

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Death to the Jews, of course.

>ywn take your daughter to a comfy Disney movie like Snow White or Cinderella
>your child will instead come home asking if she's really a boy because she likes sportsball
Fucking leftists

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oh right i forgot to mention how bad tea is in any form, i'll make sure to do that next time

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This guy is probably on meth
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Ukraine has been bullied enough. Putin's a neo-Soviet fugboy.

Thank you!

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Fuck all Jews, death to American imperialism. God is Great.

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OR HOW ABOUT WE KILL EVERYONE. MAIM KILL BURN. MAIM KILL BURN. MAIM KILL BURN. MAIN KILL BURN.

I'm hoping russia annexes every square inch of eastern europe just to fuck with the EU kikes

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And the blacks?

He does know that Allah is Satan right? Why would the Devil hurt his own children?

>people don't move further left as they olde-

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Australia must be crushed

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Mulan didn't think she was a boy. She just wanted to kill people and had to pretend to be one so she could live out her dream.

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african americans**

how to fix gargoyle feet??? /bgg/ ?

>you ARE weird.

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I thought this was going to enrage me. now how am I supposed to get to sleep?

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>Hey I want to fuck you over
>"Okay what are you giving me in exchange?"
>That I'm fucking you over half as much as I want to
Leftists do not know what a compromise is.

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hey goys fellow conservative here

About to go down!

youtube.com/watch?v=qeW-aHBODkc

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I honestly think they'd be okay with that.

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A lot of those Eastern European countries are in NATO.

Ariel is an undocumented immigrant

Chairman Xi's got that covered.

depression is tough to live through, but remember that Donald Trump wants you to dream big! He believes you have the power to make America great again, all you need to do is believe in yourself!

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Allah is God

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>had to pretend to be one so she could live out her dream
pretty much all trannies

blacks***

>using tranny pronouns

kys faggot

I know and i still want russia to fuck with them

Naturally.

I know you're probably just memeing, but you do know that all Islam does is try to kill, conquer, and oppress anything it comes into contact with? The idea that a muslim thinks he has any right to complain about American domination is laughable

No he's the devil. God is God and Jesus is His son. No moon cube says otherwise.

That's not age, that's marxist indoctrination

>forgot to close the non-meme tab
I'm too lazy to recreate that image, but I really don't care about those gargoyle feet, I just want to give best newsfu cloven hoofed children at this point

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this is true

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Only reason i haven't killed myself yet unironically

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Some have already given up on gun control

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underrated

His name is literally Xi you abo. I hope he colonizes you harder now.

>Browns
>Getting anything right

>i am right and arguing from a position of power

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Don't do it user

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>And under the rule of Musa, the prosperous empire grew to span a sizeable portion of West Africa, from the Atlantic coast to the inland trading hub of Timbuktu and parts of the Sahara Desert. As the territory grew while Musa was on the throne, so did the economic standing of its citizens.

>The voyage, which would span an estimated 4,000 miles, was travelled by Musa and a caravan that included tens of thousands of soldiers, slaves and heralds, draped in Persian silk and carrying golden staffs. Although records of the exact number of people who participated in the voyage are scarce, the elaborate convoy that accompanied Musa marched alongside camels and horses carrying hundreds of pounds of gold.

>Musa’s generosity and purchase of foreign goods left the streets littered with gold—a resource that was greatly appreciated and in short supply. The people were thrilled—at least at first. Though well-intentioned, Musa’s gifts of gold actually depreciated the value of the metal in Egypt, and the economy took a major hit. It took 12 years for the community to recover.

>From the abundance of natural resources he cultivated to the growth and development of communities that he left behind, Musa has a legend that could give the fictional Black Panther a run for his money. As far as wealth goes, it is nearly impossible to quantify the riches that Musa had during his lifetime. The vastness of Musa’s land and material holdings, University of Michigan associate history professor Rudolph Ware explained in Time, seems downright incomprehensible today: “Imagine as much gold as you think a human being could possess and double it, that’s what all the accounts are trying to communicate,” he said. “This is the richest guy anyone has ever seen.”

How does it feel to know that the blackest of the black man (who just happened to be Muslim *sips tea*) is the richest person of ALL TIME?? He even literally had a live action “Prince Ali” from Aladdin.

WHITEY BTFO!!!

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How did Raimi get away with it?

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this is advanced shitposting right here

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They get circumcision and inbreeding right. Nasty business. They're on the other side of the coin where the jews are.

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Who bought facebook shares, the chinks?

Fuck trump and fuck america

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You can only do that from a position of strength.

They successfully mobilized every meh voter who likes guns.

If I use a VPN to get an Australian flag will I gain shitposting power?

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I'm too sleepy to care. Good night you faggots. Sweet dreams everyone.

I find awooing gives me purpose.

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and then whitey took it for good and btfo'd niggers

Lol you’ll probably be killed if you called an Arab in Egypt, Libya, Tunisia, and Morocco a Negroe

Allah is the Arabic word for God. Jesus said "Ilahi Ilahi why have you forsaken me". Even Arab Christians use the word Allah you nincompoop

>american brainlet protestshart thinks he understands religion

Want to shut them down? Follow this.

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It is totally true, Musa was the richest man in the world. However, when he made his pilgrimage to Mecca he gave away so much gold he destroyed the local economies. His empire was relatively short lived, and his impact is minimal.

He was probably the richest man of all time though.

God bless our Aussie frens, truly greatest ally

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Anything interesting happen in the past week? Been in the hospital a while.

lol

>Last best hope to save civilization.
>His family is being attacked on all fronts
>His wealth is being drained
>He's giving everything for us

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I like the way you think user.
I love how Russia trolls the west.

thing brompf did

Americas are niggers and need to be gassed

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what happened user?

Arabic is just more explosive Hebrew. You can't prove me wrong because I know I'm right.
>Arab Christians
Oh bless their hearts their retarded. They have to be put down and sent back to God.

Jokes on you I’m Jewish

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The sheer variety and creativity of the AWOOs bring a smile to my face, and I'm sure it does the same for other anons

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REAL AWOO HOURS!

By the way,
WISH ME LUCK /ptg/
(you mind controlling bastards, you)

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nn

>tea
>bad

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>If people are richer they're less violent and commit less crime
Close, it's that if they're less violent (white) they're richer and commit less crime.

>Socialism is the cure to make people richer
I do not have words. History book sales must have plummeted these last few decades.