Can we please nuke america?

Can we please nuke america?

Or at least nuke Japan before america takes anime?

My PRECIOUS

Yeah sure but first nuke all the retards making threads about this shit on Sup Forums.

Won't be long now.

Why her eyes so small?

Demon! The power of Madoka compels you!

Japan's current state is the result of 2 nukes. The fuck do you think will happen with a 3rd nuke?

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Battle Angel Alita is overrated so who cares

>The fuck do you think will happen with a 3rd nuke?
Nuke radiation mutants will have bigger eyes.

What isn't?

Please be nice.

I'd prefer we just nuke rule 4.

Got a good chuckle from that one.

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>Japanese 2d animation draws strong inspiration from American 2d animation like Disney
>American 3D animation draws deep inspiration from Japanese comic book

muh deep parallels

Anyone remember that one commercial a few years ago with some Hispanic girl that looked exactly like this? It almost became a meme I think. She had the same huge eyes

Is this a joke image?

So is that it? Are we not allowed to like gunnm anymore?

>nuke Japan before america takes anime
what would that accomplish?
think before you write stuff

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It's as real as holiwood alita will be.

post the real one

Does this count as a smug anime girl ?

underrated high-class high-IQ runescape meme

>Or at least nuke Japan before america takes anime?
we already did that idiot

Funny thing too, Gunnm is basically Kishiro gushing over the likes of Brian Bolland and Moebius. Most of the really out there imagery from the first series could have been pulled directly from 2000AD.

Which makes it even weirder that they felt the need to closely ape Alita's appearance from the manga, it would have been perfect if the snake ate its tail and used Kishiro's own inspirations to help inform how the movie would look, instead the snake is biting its own throat out.

>Everyone keeps making her eyes bigger
>No one tries to fix her
I am disappointed.

too much work, between the eyes, nose, mouth and hair.

She looks like she's smelling her own fart.

just nuke Hollywood

why the huge eyes? It's kind of uncanny

>The fuck do you think will happen with a 3rd nuke?

Akira

my first thought: UGUU!

trying to make her look more like a robotic doll

Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?
How could you look at this and not immediately be turned off? What the fuck?

>Japan's current state is the result of 2 nukes. The fuck do you think will happen with a 3rd nuke?

already happened and we got Godzilla

Then they should've made her nose and mouth more doll-like

Americans would probably make anime better than the actual Japanese.

Just look at video games.

trailer needed more action scenes

Better Nuke all of North America a lot of Mexicans were also involved .

>Americans can't adapt for shit.
>OMG I HOPE WE GENOCIDE THOSE FOREIGNERS ITS THEIR FAULT MY SACRED HOLLYWOODS FAILED
stay classy, USA.

>Americans can't adapt for shit

lol it's the opposite

It's because of moronic weebs like you that anime is laughed at in the west.

by that logic, nuke Hollywood a couple of times and they'll catch up!

>Got muhself a payperclirp

Damn, Hollywood ruined her. Her eyes should be way bigger

Will Hollywood ever top this Sup Forumsdaptation?

I rather it stay a joke so we don't have to deal with retarded western ideas

>retarded western ideas

Those retarded western ideas are what drives Japan.

She looks like one of those aliens people say abduct them and shove things up their ass. Maybe we're being abducted by real anime characters?

catch up to what ? Japans golden age of cinema is long gone and and their studios can barely scratch out a budget for films

For having the highest documented IQs East Asians sure can't innovate.

Anime is practically an endless stream of clichés and stereotypes at this point.

Yes , this is a good adaption

You and your Sieg Heil buddies do't want Asian mistresses any more ?

oh you're on that stage, congrats

it gets even worse

It's not that they aren't creative. It's that whites are just better at it.

But western games are shit?

Oh. You're one of THOSE guys, aren't you?

JRPGs are slowly progressing into a pile of filth and feces.

Why did it get a sequel? Isn't the story over?

>But western games are shit?

Pretty much

Better than Japanese games

>JRPGs are slowly progressing into a pile of filth and feces.
Good thing JRPGs aren't the only kind of Japanese game, then

But it's the best kind of game they produce

>mad that Persona 5 was a better game than anything the west pumped out this year
Enjoy your tumblr shit and microtransactions.

They did before with speed racer.

>Western games are better than Japanese games

>Persona 5
>a better game than anything the west pumped out this year

>this is what Sup Forums actually thinks

This parody of the original chart isn't really funny.

>western comic industry
>good
I would much rather have a handful of good and unique comics in a sea of shit than a series of passable retreads in a sea of incredible mediocrity

Hello, Sup Forums, it's time for you and the rest of your buddies to go back now.

>tfw read the first issue of Doomsday Clock
I can't believe Alan Moore fucking died

But videogames are an inferior medium.

Alan Moore will forever be better than any manga shitstain

>sentient tumor

But they changed the ending for
>FUCK YEAH AMERICA

Felt more like Fuck Yeah Tom Cruise though. Not America. We did not watch the same movie.

It will take a while.
>But they changed the ending
They changed everything besides the basic premise of aliens causing MC to loop, maybe that's why it worked so good as a movie.
Wouldn't mind seeing a version sticking close to original with Abe's power armors and some random nobodies as cast though.

How about that gundam in my Spielberg isekai film?

NK will take care of murika. Then we can all live in a weeb paradise in the afterlife, mah niggas.

>NK
Thanks user, I haven't had that good of a laugh in a while.

I can't let this slide. Assassins are in the way to your home.

Holy shit m8 Japanese games are miles better than American games right now. Like, I'm wearing an American flag shirt at this very instant and even I can't pretend like the state of western games isn't absolute shit.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FACE

Electronic Arts says hi

>Mexicans were also involved
Fuck you, we din du nuffin.

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Can't wait for women to dress up as Alita next Halloween!

I don't think many would dare, they'd probably get accused of cultural appropriation or some shit.

Uh, no sweetie.

Uh, ya sweetie.

I didn't play Persona because I'm not a console pleb, but please tell me then, what western game is better than Persona?

My precioussss... They took it from us!

Call of duty

pretty good post

Our Japanese themed games are garbage and the industry is a wreck right now. Yes, Western games are usually better, but if we try to do anime-style shit you end up with trash.

It's somewhat ok for a standalone (for stupid people), but it's shity adaptation with a giant, glaring plothole.

What exactly do normalfags think of anime, if anime makes them dream up something like this?

What's the original?

>normalfags