What are the most common ways to trigger a death flag?

Quickly Sup Forums, how do I trigger a death flag?

Go to the army and promise to someone you love that you will return.

I'll be going home to my waifu after this battle, here's her picture, she's with my child.

That takes too long. How else can I trigger one without thid much effort?

Receive Yoko's kiss of death. At least it'd be worth it.

Say "It's quiet. Too quiet"

Call FBI. Scream that you have child porn and want to blow up your local school.

If they didn't gun you down, your parents will blast you to bits.

Import some Sup Forums or Sup Forums memes to Sup Forums

>Thanks, I'm glad I won't be arrested after all!

After this mission, the beer tab's on me!

"I can't hear fish!"

^This, surest way to punch your ticket to the afterlife.

Rape someone.

"What can an old geezer like you even do to me?"

>When I get better I want to get married!

There's something I have to tell you, but it can wait until later.

>Go ahead, I'll catch up

>You know, when all of this will be finished, I'll...

"I'm glad that after 7 episodes of me being a dick to you, we could finally become friends"

"Hey, Protagonist-kun, once we're done with this, I think I'm gonna tell Love Interest-san that I like her."

>"I can't wait to retire next week and spend more time with my family."

>Looks like the coast is clear, MC! Lets make a break for it