Croatia=best country - updated

This is why Croatia is one of the best countries in Europe if not in the world. Which accomplishments impress you the most?
>money and high purchasing power
>birthplace of famous inventor
>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe
>some people ride bikes to work
>some people drive electric cars
>strong and predictable economy
>importing cars from Portugal
>white & European
>invented the necktie so you can look like a gentleman and not like a chino faggot
>almost every family has a car and a PC with internet
>low unemployment
>strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050
>implementing unemployment plan from Greece
>exporting to Serbia and Bosnia
>army uses homemade tanks & hs produkt vhs 2
>industry based on exports and not on imports
>people wear modern clothes
>most people have smartphones
>mentioned in Dant Alighieri’s Divine Comedy
>can produce own submarines and warships
>produces endless supply of creative midfielders for top european football clubs
>commited ethnic cleansing and genocide, somehow got away with it lol
>Joseph Haydn was inspired by croatian folk music
And many many more...

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Plus you can a make the sexy time with the young slave girls! Very nice!

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Koje idiotarije pises, kao da radis neku prezentaciju za osnovnu skolu.
Ne znas koji k uopce pricas
Imas li 15 godina ili si mentalno zaostao

Budaletino, ovo je pasta.

I am diaspora please give advice on how to get a Croatian wife

Zaboravim da sam na satiri
Izvinjavam se

Isprike zbog mojih grubih riječi.

10/10, would kek again.

What?

>Per capita $13,958
>money and high purchasing power?????

napusite se kurca obojica

>it's populated by nigger-tier croatians
no thx

>Čedomir izjavi nešto pametno

najbolja linija vremena

usro sam ti se usta

Čeder cheese

sounds nice.

let wannabe nazi germany country be ,don't bully em

Jebi se, imperijalac.

svi znamo jo je bolja europska drzava

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good country croatbro.........

literally all false

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t.serbin

it's shit tier and we're all getting old and dying alongside to being poor
That said it's better than Western Muttrope but only by a slight margin

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checked
wanna start a fight with the government, as in wipe it out and start WW3 just for the fuck of it?
I mean everyone is just waiting for something to happen and Serbs got WW1 started, why not Croatians for the last world war?

if it were up to me all the people should march into Parliament and slit the throats of slimey politicians, globally.
We're all waiting for a new Gavrilo Princip desu

Tko je spreman za klerofasizam u ovoj sprdacini od drzave

Ja prihvaćam svoj Srpski identitet, ostala braćo Srbi oprostite nasim sunarodnjacima na zapadu jer imaju deluzije o svome takozvanom "hrvatskom" identitetu

postoje dva naroda na svijetu, srbi i ostali koji ne priznaju da su srbi

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