Satania is your boss now!

Satania is your boss now!
What do?

bully her

punch her
God i hate her face

Get into a mutually abusive, dependent relationship.

I quit.

What she tells me too? duh.

Do just enough work so she’d feel bad about firing me, but not enough to actually get anything done

Continue until retirement and act like I lived a successful life

...

Kill myself.

Suck her dick

But user you already want to do that

[x] NAKADASHI

On the one hand, every boss I've ever had was an idiot; on the other hand, I've never had a boss I wanted to fug. I am conflicted.

spend every waking moment devising an opportunity to fuck her

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Yeah nothing changes sadly.

Why not outlive all the people who hate you? If they're related, you also get to throw away their crap.

Bratty demons aren't allowed to be this sexy

Rape her little ass until I make her submit completely to me. A brat like her deserves some spanking.

Bully

She'll fire you.

She loves the bulli though.

Make her believe that giving everyone longer lunches and shit boosts productivity.... Profit

Marry her and become a stay home dad.

Place a bet with her to promote me if I can make her ahegao.

Wonder why, as a NEET, I need a boss.