Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Ignore the Shills Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
epochtimes.de/politik/deutschland/seehofer-kuendigt-null-toleranz-politik-an-afd-mann-zitiert-koran-toetet-die-unglaeubigen-sie-sind-schlimmer-als-das-vieh-a2382580.html
welt.de/vermischtes/article174876055/Niedersachsen-24-Jaehrige-geraet-mit-Jugendlichen-in-Streit-Dann-sticht-ein-Junge-zu.html
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article174865207/Sprengstoffaffaere-in-Thueringen-Zeugin-unter-Polizeischutz.html

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=15BDENi280k

>Self improvement
youtube.com/channel/UCxYSbdi13s-DgzAOgm84zPw (best ketogenic & low carb channel)
youtube.com/channel/UC55arnpcgz2f1BuqmyzrHdA (best channel about working out)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=yPMYlxso2UU
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=wQsEf3TVtGY
youtube.com/watch?v=hpZYrlGCiNI
youtube.com/watch?v=oeHA7MtlPL0

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
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>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>Tasks
Create memes & Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit & stay well hydrated
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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welt.de/politik/deutschland/article174946751/Markus-Frohnmaier-AfD-Politiker-fordert-vollstaendige-Aufgabe-der-Entwicklungspolitik.html
archive.is/dVgKj
youtube.com/watch?v=-U3JhVkaU3M
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_and_the_Wealth_of_Nations
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_and_Global_Inequality
iq-research.info/en/average-iq-by-country
nytimes.com/2018/03/23/opinion/sunday/genetics-race.html
20min.ch/schweiz/news/story/Bundesrat-bringt-zweite-Ostmilliarde-auf-den-Weg-27838585
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First

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waaahhh there's so much leftypol raiders hit on pol right now i dont feel safe

twitter.com/BeobachterLudo/status/970727976127090688

YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN WHAT IS HAPPENING IN APRIL

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What is the most destructive force in the universe to civilizations? Is it plague? Earthquakes? Nuclear weapons? Or comet strikes? No, the world's best mathematicians, philosophers and thinkers have narrowed it down to one single group of men responsible for almost all conquest of modern civilizations: ANGLO Men.

Upon entering a new country, ANGLO man's first move is to demand tributes (welfare money) from the host-servants (tax-paying aryan bois) who usually give in due to the ANGLO man's powerful natural alpha persuasion, then once they have established themselves financially, ANGLO men begin pumping semen inside of the local aryan female population to create racebastards who in turn help take over the rest of the nation for them. So far no European country has been able to withstand the ANGLO onslaught and they are well on their way to becoming of the ANGLO sphere.

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I second that!

True

NPD is speaking, not interested in listening to NatSoc larpers and federal agents.

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I guess the main issue is the segregation and a lack of will to get along
with each other. If there is no will to change that and to improve mixing
of these communities, then they will never learn to get along with each other.

Anyways, I don't want to defend or promote anything in these US societies.
It seems natural to form mono-ethnic communities and live in mono-ethnic
communities just for the sake of living an easy and comfortable life, without
having the fears of being a victim of discrimination and being excluded.

welt.de/politik/deutschland/article174946751/Markus-Frohnmaier-AfD-Politiker-fordert-vollstaendige-Aufgabe-der-Entwicklungspolitik.html

>t.shill

Sounds good

oldfags might remember dirk niebel (fdp) who proposed a similar concept... until he got elected as head of entwicklungshilfe and proceeded as usual

Am deutschen Wesen soll die Welt genesen...

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they are already triggered

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Archive plox

i remember how that one satire magazine from ndr visited the ministry with a big ass excavator shortly after that. they told people to not go inside since they were going to demolish it. was kinda fun

img related

I swear I was about to cap exactly the same comment

already archived under archive.is/dVgKj

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youtube.com/watch?v=-U3JhVkaU3M

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That is understandable. Overall, multiculturalism is an utopic idea of the left.
There are lot of examples, it didn't worked out well.
We will see how it will play out in the future. With respect to Europe, I'm really pessimistic.
Given the immigration trends from foreign cultures,
I think european cities will become multicultural shitholes and the breakout
of civil wars will become more likely in the future.

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exactly this one. was funnier in my memory but the part where the excavator breaks is still good.

Kek!

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I'd say it is kin selection why it fails. Might even be that certain parts of our population are defective in the mechanisms which tell our brain who is kin and who is not. Have not figured out the reasons for this yet IF it is true. Thoughts? Selective pressures? Simple gene drift? Unfavorable combination of otherwise useful genetic traits?

bümp

gas the shills

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>tfw Pol to Ree does not cover Shill

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Fuck the shills!

MLPD for the win!

Hey, Drunk Geneticist!
What are your thoughts on the work "IQ and the Wealth of Nations" [1]
or "IQ and Global Inequality" [2] by Richard Lynn.

Short summary of the work by Richard Lynn [3] (see pic):
> Richard and Tatu argues that differences in national income are correlated
> with differences in the average national intelligence quotient (IQ). They further
> argue that differences in average national IQs constitute one important factor,
> but not the only one, contributing to differences in national wealth and rates of economic growth.

> These results are controversial and have caused much debate, they must
> be interpreted with extreme caution.


[1]: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_and_the_Wealth_of_Nations
[2]: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_and_Global_Inequality
[3]: iq-research.info/en/average-iq-by-country

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Rick and Morty > My little pony

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This.

Imagine how this'll look on the first of april.

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Once came to the lab in the morning grumpy, unkempt and totally hung over. Also my stupid stomach ulcer was acting up again. Colleague said I reminded her of Rick ... was rather confused as I did not know the show. Then checked it up and thought it must be some bad joke or something. Really, fuck it ... damn stomach ulcers.

Well, the pattern is quite clear. Problem in quantifying such effects on intelligence is that of course a genetic predisposition always exists in an interplay with social factors like lack in education. Still, it is no hen or egg first problem as genetics ARE the baseline for these differences ... it is only made worse by the inevitable lack of social status and education that comes with a lack in hereditary lower intelligence being prevalent in a population.

>These results are controversial and have caused much debate, they must be interpreted with extreme caution

You know, I am laughing right now. When a scientist puts it that way he thinly veiled states that it IS nature, not nurture which is the cause and he simply cannot talk openly about it. I recommend this article here, some really gems in there (eg. hard evidence that gene variants for higher intellect have been strongly positively selected in Europeans).

nytimes.com/2018/03/23/opinion/sunday/genetics-race.html

The conclusion itself is a half-assed attempt at 'rescuing' the situation for the SJW crowd.

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>165719762
Abandon socialist ideologies. Socialism in any form kills a society.

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>Colleague said I reminded her of Rick
Cringy but you could also see it as a compliment

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Well imagine my shock

HEIL HEIL
yaaaay i fucking made it!
finally got my new job!
now its time to get lots of shekels in order to support our cause even more!

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haha der deutsche wird sich bald wünschen nie gewesen zu sein

Congratulations

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Great news, user!

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thx
mobileposting throughout the day will be quite challenging tough because i will get buttraped in my first year there

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While at work, just focus on work and mobilepost while on break or while taking a shit. remember: taking a shit is like paid vacation!

Thx for the reply and the link to the article.
>nytimes.com/2018/03/23/opinion/sunday/genetics-race.html

Congrats Kraut! Need to stop shitposting here and write another application :).

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>taking a shit is like paid vacation
kek what a great attitude
i will have to entertain some clients from time to time with the help of the company credit card tough
now THIS is going to be like paid vacation

In regard of an older yarn: kann man escort damen von der Steuer absetzen, z.B. als "Geschäftsessen"?

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>write another application
>flag
i could give you lots of ideas how you could establish successful niche businesses on your own in your beautiful alpine state

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i know its you Johnny

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Did you get a receipt?

>escort damen
geschäftsessen would be dumb
external IT maintenance is literally untracable nowadays

So tolerant.

It wasn't me, we need to wait for the 1500-bucks-a-month-on-hookers-user (which is ok)

External IT... that could work

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You might be able to write her off as Haushaltshilfe or Pflegekraft

> i could give you lots of ideas how you could establish successful niche businesses
> on your own in your beautiful alpine state
can you reveal in which areas? doesn't need to be specific.

i also have some thoughts for a niche business.
if everything fails, i'll probably go down this path.

On first of April they'll merge MLP (Horsefucker Central) and POL (The place right here) and it'll be a reddit-tier shit show, and they think it fends off the shills, while reddit loves fucking horses almost more than it loves soy, so that's a strategy for the bin.

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I don't thing they'll merge us with /mlp/ again.

Mlpol will never die

I hope you are right, user.

What if... MuPol or even VPol or VgPol?
I know for a fact that Vg is very anti-pol, it would make for massive assdamage.

Stirb!

>1500-bucks-a-month-on-hookers-user
i know that one guy i had to serve in the bank once
>hey i need to expand my credit framework asap plox
>mh ok?
>looks at the account
>executive at (insert MDAX company here)
>earns a shitton of money
>wut? that guy?
>"i will have to talk to my boss for a second"
>"blabla whats going on there?"
>"aaaah that guy - look at his spendings user"
>?
>1 month
>saunaclub, brothel, saunaclub, brothel, escort service, brothel, saunaclub, brothel.....
>what the actual fuck
>spending money on literally nothing else
>"there u go sir another additional 20k"
>"thank you so much"
>wtf

sure thing if you life in a mountainous kanton you should really start learning chinese or russian (altough the russians are not that profitable any more)
>offer "authentic swiss travels for rich fucks"
>guide them and drop them off at some mountain hut while pretending that this is the ultimate secret place to be
>"jagdurlaub für harte männa mit große penis"
>"romantische super luxusreise"
>some shit like this
chinks want to be guided and they also want their experience to be the most unique in order to brag with it within their peer group
you could also fucking drain a shitton of money out of them by doing so (especially the new generation of selfmade millionare chinks for example)

the market is already drained in germany but switzerland and austria still has lots of opportunites when it comes to that business model

i do have countless other ideas tbqh aswell

Good boi!

Welcome!

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Some gibs for east european countries in the EU, so the German taxpayer isn't fucked.
If this is the ransom the Swiss need to pay to not let in rapefugess here
as well as economic refugees, so be it.

20min.ch/schweiz/news/story/Bundesrat-bringt-zweite-Ostmilliarde-auf-den-Weg-27838585

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Yeah, I'd rather not have that acid reflux and concomitant burping. ;)

Daily reminder

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He's alive!
@165725598

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/cgl/ would be hell, /tg/ glorious

>implying pol needs a thot reminder

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Herzlichen Glückwunsch.

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I'll just leave this here.
mdr.de/nachrichten/vermischtes/germania-flugzeug-kollision-ben-gurion-flughafen-tel-aviv-israel-100.html

>Glückwunsch user
remember that you sell your time, not yourself

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Why would a working clock be opposed to when a broken clock has the right time? Working clock not as good as it thought it is?

I read John Cena and wondered what the fuck he has to do with Deutsche Bank for a few seconds.

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Reperations soon, goyim.

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>Germania declares war on Judea
a day to remember

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"I'd rather have Y than X" is not exactly a ringing endorsement for Y.

>Muh millions
Just a capitalist meme.

>Communist apologism
Gross, fuck off, Nigger.

Btw ... it is getting clearer and clearer every day that most behavioural traits of humans are inheritable (although often in very complicated ways as many gene variants may interact to form a phenotype) and mostly determined by genetics. The paradigm of the left WILL become untenable. Imagine, sequencing an individual's genome is now beyond the 'magical' 100 dollar mark where it was predicted that soon every insurance company will become interested in screening their customers for possible genetic risks. Problems this will create aside ... it will provide a huge database of gene variants, covering whole populations. Now you simply have to correlate this data with behavioural parameters determined from those people's life history ... and you will see patterns emerge. Clear patterns. You will identify gene variants or 'cocktails' which directly correlate with increased intellect, you will see variants which peak in the prison population of a country (most will be genes governing impulse control), hell, you will even be able to predict a person's political leanings from a few characteristic single nucleotide polymorphism. This will change society ... irrevocably. It will pass a threshold where the simple truth of genetic predetermination will become irrefutable. And then, fellow anons ... when this knowledge hits the general population like a sledgehammer ... the implications will be apparent even for the most simple Michel.

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>apologism
There is nothing to apologise for.
Communism wants to build an international Utopia for all of Mankind, meanwhile your sugar daddy Adolf, killed millions of people.

>people

>Communism wants to build an international Utopia
>Utopia is an imagined community or society that possesses highly desirable or nearly perfect qualities for its citizens.

>MLPD
Boomers were a mistake.
also
>Internationalismusverantwortliche

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I just noticed

>German plane collides with Israeli plane

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>Dumberger
dumm

>boomers

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>imagined
Reallity soon. And this will be the day of the rope for stormfags.

>The German Boeing 737 plane was being pushed back from the gate, before taxiing for takeoff, when it collided with the nearby El Al Boeing 767.
>The chief accident investigator opened an investigation into the incident, and the planes are out of commission until the conclusions are in.
The airport staff should be in charge. If they fuck up, they can pay the bills.

Sprich die Sprache deiner Väter du Hund!

>Theo, Heinrich hier! Habe zwei Bomber abgeschossen; Munition ist alle. Ich ramme jetzt. Auf Wiedersehen, sehen uns in Walhalla!

who cares about the MLPD anymore.

Who cares about LINKE

These parties are way over 60 in average.

Just enjoy watching them being idiots untill the last bed pen.

What is a stormfag, you utter moron? Socialism never worked and it will never work. You can't even name a single country where socialism works. Fuck off, kiddie diddler and goatfucker.

Was zum Fick, dachte vom Thumbnail das wär germanische Version ... danke für den richtigen Funkspruch! ;)

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>Thumbnail
>tfw Besatzersprache

Daumennagel!!

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That damn near brought a tear to my eye...wow.

You're a stormfag, dipshit.
And socialism worked literally everywhere, but the US always financed coups against this governments.
I knew you nazis are idiots, but Jesus, you're utter retarded.

>literally everyone's salary in this video is paid by the tax payer's money, and all they do is dick around, obstruct each other's work, and behind the scenes, the ministry probably sued the channel, both sides' legal departments being paid by taxes, too, as is the judge.