LIFE COMES AT YA FAST!!!!!

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I'm ready

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I'm always ready

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Oh my god.

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You mean Dan "old enough to read, old enough to breed" Schneider?
Or was it Dan "the big dick at Nick" Schneider?
Maybe Dan "the man with a plan in a van" Schneider?
Oh wait, is it Dan "foot tickler, hymen divider, cunny destroyer" Schneider?
No, it's actually Dan "I like my child actress with my dick in her" Schneider. My bad

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>RT and follow until our fingers get sore
Is that what the kids call it these days?

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Dan “old enough to pee, old enough for me” Schneider

bump

POSTING IN EPIC BREAD

fucking satanist
he will burn in hell forever
and you stupid sheep doesn't spread this
sick

Dan "Age on the clock,ready for my cock" Schneider.

Dan “show me your feet so I can shoot my skeet” Schneider

Dan "show me your feet or you'll get beat" Schneider

Dan "fat kike" Schneider

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Dan "if it's got hair it's fair" Schneider

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Dan "She's a biter hold her down while I put it inside her" Schneider is gonna have fun in the pokey.

Dan “after 12 it’s lunch time” Schneider

YA THINK

So... did he release the pics?

this is the best one


dan "hold her tighter, shes a fighter" schneider

This will be like Jimmy Saville in the US.
Everyone will look back on the footage of him, and his pictures and quotes and see how it was all wide in the open, and nobody said a thing about it.

Hopefully Nickoldean will also be shutdown for the pedo network it is.

This is gonna be bigger because this is only the beginning. The entire worldwide jewish kike cabal is going down.

You mean the cabal that wants to start WW3 between Russia and U.S.A.? It will start then Russians and the Americans will finally figure out the ruse. Something something rhymes with fuse.

pic related, now removed from cdan

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Anyone on here got any evidence he's a pedo anyway?

Like rumours and stuff.

>the cabal
It's call Israel you dumb Jew

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Never been called a Jew before. Gave me tingles.

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Why is it always dumb women who seem to cover up this shit and make excuses for it.
Same with Wienstien, the dumb women just went along with it.

>dumb women
You realize weinstein hired an army of mossad spies you fucking kike

Do you think the men don't go along with it? The whole industry stinks to high heavens. There's nothing salvageable about it. Hate to sound like a cuck, but the men in the industry are to blame as well.

out of fear

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born ready, i remember those threads, thought he looked like a picture perfect pedo but benefit of the doubt

Beer Can Dan did nothing wrong.

amy 'moo' schumer

this

It's not that they go along with it. It's that Hollywood is literally willing to kill people that get in their way.

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Dan "six lunches" Schneider aka Ricky.

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fear and convenience. if you want success in that fucking industry you gotta be as dirty as everyone else and learn to turn the blind eye, the motive doesn't absolve it

That's why Scientology is so big.

>why do Jews hate Scientology
Consider that Tom Cruise is the only gentile actor to retain his stardom for decades. Jews nearly killed his career for jumping on a couch, they have so little dirt on him. Scientology is based. You create a Jew-proof shield around your life, property and communications, and call it a religion.

Tfw Scientology is an alien condom to protect against Shekel-Transmitted-Diseases. Cruise is based. Kubrick redpilled him further.

Dan "raped your son now he'll never be a man" Schneider

The Nickelodeon CEOs all knew. Just like the Penn State admin knew. But they let Dan keep sucking on child toes. Why? What does Dan know about them?

What about Johnathon Butler? Author of Bella and the Bulldogs and also The Cuckold? Is this ok? Why are these predators ok'd to be producing content for children? Who is giving them the greenlight?

>Why? What does Dan know about them?
Isn't he really good with computers? Probably has troves of blackmail.

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>DAN DID IT
hmmm. but we already knew that

Watch nothing happen

Merkel dead any day now, kek

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Merkel is a crypto kike

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Required listening for all nu fags

cheq'd for truth

He didn't do anything. You people believe everything! He was fired but was going to quit soon over a simple mistake. Stop!

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>He didn't do anything. You people believe everything! He was fired but was going to quit soon over a simple mistake. Stop!

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Nicknames have to ryhme with his actual name noobies.

Dan "the hymen divider then glide inside her" Schneider

Let’s go

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I don't even know what that's supposed to mean but you people need to quit! You can be sued for libel!

Dan "old enough for Nick, old enough for dick" Schneider

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What's that you say?

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Better.

Danny "sniff a child's fanny" Schneider

When Steven "Schmul" Spielberg finally gets outed as the pedophile abuser that he is, then you yanks will have your Jimmy Saville moment of your own.

A nice well adjusted man helping kids and smiling for the camera. What is your problem!?

Because women are whores and will sell themselves for a shot at slightly more attention, especially the ones in LA

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>Because women are whores and will sell themselves for a shot at slightly more attention, especially the ones in LA
Actually, you're a kike. Harvey Weinstien ordered the assassination of Brittany Murphy.

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>Isn't he really good with computers?
That was just a character on a sitcom, user.

Dan

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Doesn't change the fact that there are plenty of women more than willing to fuck their way to the top and the kikes running the business reward them handily for obedience

is Biden next?

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Schneider set up FTP servers and other computer shit for everyone in Hollywood back in the 80's when nobody knew anything about computers. He's the one who has ALL the dirt. He goes down, everyone goes down. This is why he needs to be taken down the most.

I think you're both right.
Wienstein murdered King of the Hill. Was this a 2 fold scam to send a message to Mike Judge for outing the (((master plan))) with Idiocracy?

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the biden shit actually makes me feel angry. the freak is so open about it

I brought ICarly to everyone and this is the god damn thanks I get.

also you can tell the parents are uncomfortable, but they care more about their shitty job than their kids, so they pretend to ignore it

I think Joe Biden died a long time ago.

I remember watching an episode of i carly when I was young. There were these really contrived lines about how sam (the attractive tomboy of the group) apparently "loved the meat". A reference to her addiction to deli meats, but after this bullshit, far more sinister. Fuck this guy.

>Wienstein murdered King of the Hill.
KotH was dead when Lucky became a main character. If Weinstein was involved though then fuck him

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>I brought ICarly to everyone and this is the god damn thanks I get.
Dan, you're gonna get the death penalty after your military tribunal. Don't worry.

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this must be true

/ourguy/ is innocent

#IStandWithDan

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Thank you! We need more good people like you out there.

powerful.

kill her with fire
and her husband
and schneider

I think they mean Dan "give me the cunny if you want the money" Schneider

Scandis in general and swedes in particular have a bbc cuckhold fetish ingrained in their dna, it is genetic. Minnesota, the state in the USA with the highest percentage of swedes, has a similar dynamic playing out.

You guys are defective because you are too nice/gullible/easily fooled, something is wrong with you. Seriously, the jews found the button on you to make you destroy yourselves and pressed it.

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Dan " Old enough to bleed, old enough to seed!" Schneider

Please sue me. This is an issue I'd like to see in court.

Dan Schneider is a manipulative pedophile with a foot fetish.
^There's your evidence. Please run with it.

Dan "it's ok to nut inside her" Shneider

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This board has fallen so far.

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>Minnesota, the state in the USA with the highest percentage of swedes
Minneapolis is a shithole and they keep bringing more shitholians in from turd world countries to get on the dole

kike detected

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yea
Probably trying to confirm it's legit and not a witch hunt

Dan "The Itsy Bitsy" Schneider who crawled up your daughter's spout

post the webm where she gets her foot caught in the bathtube.

man thats a shame, i am going to miss him making shows that show some sexy bare feet and soles for millions to oogle at

at least he made a few generations into feet so that is nice

>meme flag
shill spotted