Which country is currently the best equipped to defend the planet from an alien invasion?
Which country is currently the best equipped to defend the planet from an alien invasion?
Henry Cruz
Ryder Davis
Afrika
Bentley Green
Basel Switzerland, because it has the deepest bunker.
Landon Myers
By far it's China.
Space weapons and Godzilla
Lucas Adams
Best Korea
Ryder Sanders
No one.
All they have to do is park between the earth and the moon and fire their weapons. Nothing we have can reach them and even if we could build a rocket to shoot them in time it would take days to get there and they could easily dodge, intercept or whatever sci fi shields they have.
We would be doomed.
Adam Hill
Brazil
Asher Price
Turkey. They can nuke themselves and nobody will die.
Jose Powell
Definitely Africa
Fuckers will get malaria the moment they're in the atmosphere
Austin Reed
bundas will rekt them
Blake Cruz
Landon Rogers
United States. The niggers would steal all of their shit, and hock it all in pawn shops, in less than 24 hours.
Hudson Howard
Nepal.
This country was never conquered by any foreign empire.
Matthew Price
the UK they full of Anglo .. Anglo are worst then MAlaria they will give them some kind of brain damage or something nasty
Connor Thomas
you gotta be over the age of 12 to post here
Brayden Wright
It wouldn't matter. Since Aliens are the ones invading us they would be way more high tech.
Oliver Watson
why do you assume aliens would automatically have superior technology than us, especially military technology?
Nolan Evans
ur mums tits lmao
Noah Howard
Any place in Africa since they have nothing the aliens would want.
Caleb Gomez
anglos are mutts wherever they are ; you'd obviously find the shiteaters trying to fuck themselves alien
Cameron Torres
Aliens already invaded. They masquerade as the jews to confuse us.
It’s called the little green pill
Bentley Martinez
Carson Collins
there's no frame of reference. maybe compared to humans, these hypothetical aliens are super peaceful betas and never needed to learn how to wage war.
they spent all their history preparing for space travel, we easily stomp their shit in and then simply reverse engineer their space traveling technology.
Asher Collins
groovy baby like ur mums tits lmao
Angel Rogers
Because they'd have to by default if they traveled thousands of Light-years to reach us.
Adam Turner
Easton Harris
I didn't assume anything if you read my post. I assume they can move their ship and I assume they can orbit. Plus I also assume they can see a missile launch about to hit them in a couple days. But yeah I read the road not taken and if it is like that then they would have to land.
David Phillips
reverse engineering mm ok yes yes indeed
Aaron Morris
im not a Alien dude keep that for them when they invade ok thanks a bunch
Julian Watson
If they're peaceful, why would they invade us in the first place? The fact that the hypothetical aliens are invading suggests that they know what they're doing.
William Bailey
Probably India. The smell alone would deter them.
Zachary Foster
It was a horrible attempt at a reference to The Road not Taken. A short story about an alien invasion. Basically they developed gravity drives like really early because of some fluke discovery. Because of this they were so dependent on it they never development in motors, electronics, etc.
Hudson Campbell
lel
John Taylor
The premise of the thread is that "ayys invaded". That implies they are not only technologically capable of attacking another civilization worlds away, but would have brought their best military xenotech to crush us quickly and quietly. I don't think we'll be invaded by space niggers in interstellar rowboats throwing tungsten spears from orbit.
Suffice to say, humans lose almost every scenario. Even a 100-year gap in development on Earth would mean the difference between cannons and nuclear ICBMs, now imagine a 100,000 year gap between us and a race that could already travel across the stars.
The only way we win is against individual scout craft, not a full-blown attack.
Sebastian Jones
they would have superior space fairing technology sure, but that doesn't mean they automatically have better military capabilities. humans spend relatively little money on space, especially compared to military expenses.
its reasonable to believe there could be a species that is incapable of comprehending war or killing other living things. they might get nutrition purely from photosynthesis and the idea of killing and consuming the flesh of another living being is unimaginable.
Connor Rivera
XCOM is always down to RNG so it doesnt matter
Isaac Robinson
Wakanda
Isaiah Hernandez
And yet your pic related has us battle civs far older than us with much better tech.
Caleb Baker
but what if is what they want ... are pooping maybe they like us using deprecated fosil fuel or somthing .. maybe they use poop as fuel who knows ?!
Jacob Brown
I never thought of it like that, interesting.
Christopher Butler
Weighted RNG, which is the same system the Universe uses. Real life just has many more random numbers, and we don't get to see the hit chances.
Mason Cooper
>while being backed by space gods
Andrew Barnes
North Korea.
Jason Hughes
Brazil. We have Zika, Yellow Fever, Dengue Fever, etc.
Henry Martin
Nobody faggot, because we wouldn't even know an attack was even happening. Do you honestly fucking believe aliens are going to take an entire planet by ways of an army force? Especially when they have the upper hand in knowing that we can't fight/escape in space?
If an alien has reached the point of interstellar travel, they probably developed biology to the point where they can create an entirely new endoparasite with a preferential predation on only humans leaving the rest of the world intact.
Jose Rogers
russia since it already looks like a wasteland so the aliens will be caught off guard
Zachary Green
Or maybe they have some kind of way to make us cry until we die .. theme: youtube.com
Isaiah Brown
If you really think about it humans in general are pretty horrible monsters
Blake Hernandez
it's a matter of how much energy they would be able to manipulate. if they have enough energy to move ships across lightyears of space then they have enough energy to incinerate the entire planet many times over.
Anthony Thomas
Pic related was a fantasy show featuring MacGyver, user. Although it was a funny twist how guns ended up being more effective than those stupid staff blasters, that was also the point. Goa'uld were supposed to be an incredibly hubristic race whose technology was almost all stolen from higher civilizations and whose society had become stagnant amidst centuries of internal power struggles. Furthermore, humans only managed open warfare with them using tech we "appropriated" from other races as well; most SG missions used the principles of espionage and asymmetric warfare, hence their success against a vastly superior but complacent fighting force.
Without the Ancient super weapon, Earth was quickly and easily overwhelmed by Goa'uld forces on multiple occasions.
Jacob Myers
The great Russo-American Empire. The combined attributes of Rednecks and Gopnicks will merge to create a breed of Super Soldiers the likes of which has never been seen before.
Sebastian Myers
if an alien invasion actually happened then we would all be fucking dead in a couple days aside from the random stowaway bunkers and even then no one knows how advanced their technology is.
William Martin
nobody, they'd be capable of interstellar flight and would just roast the planet from orbit, we'd be fucked
John Gray
uhhhhhh being able to travel anywhere past the distance of our solar system already puts us below them
Jackson Davis
Faith will carry the day.
Kevin Cooper
ive honestly never heard of that story.
the opposite could be equally possible though. as much as people talk about human capacity for violence, maybe most alien civilizations straight up heartlessly genocide the other side in war and the concept of peace and treaties are completely foreign.
again, its a hypothetical scenario and our perspective is incredibly limited with only one known intelligent species. but that's why its fun to speculate on it because the possibilities are truly endless.
Jaxson Wilson
we call that a Canadien
Easton Young
>Godzilla
>China
user, I...
Blake Evans
The only rational decision any intelligent species can make is to sterilize the universe with self replicating relativistic missiles as quickly as they can before another race does.
Nathan Howard
If they're organic aliens and traveled here with ease that didn't take thousands of years then they will fuck us up. Just having shields alone that can withstand space dust at near light speed would mean we can't do shit.
If they're robotic aliens we have a slight chance. As in 1,000,000,000 to 1.
Easton Powell
maybe they just want to come in pieces
Mason Flores
Loved the episode where they just flat out say the Staff weapon is a weapon of terror meant to stow fear and confusion and the p-90 is a weapon of war meant to kill your enemy very effectively.
Luis Jones
I once saw an image here of some long declassified govt plan to combat extraterrestrial invasion by digging enormous pits, putting a few thermonukes at the bottom, filling it up with shrapnel then firing a mountain sized shotgun up at anything in orbit.
Probably bullshit, but interesting bullshit
Jaxson Morales
Nah, they'd have the knowledge and resources to fuck you if they could get here. Not debatable. Even your hypothetical benevolent plant faggot aliens could "accidently" fuck us just aiming their exhaust at us.
Jack Allen
If they're capable to get here then it would be like a duel between cockroach and 5780 IQ Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Tyler Myers
Sweeden can get rid of them any time Surströmming
Blake Price
Wasn't that the Dark Forest hypothesis or something of that nature? Calling out into the night only makes you a target.
Essentially, the only guarantee for a civilization is that other civilizations pose an existential danger. The oldest, most powerful civilization would hence try to stomp out any other potential spacefaring society before they could become a threat. This is theorized to be one reason space is so quiet...
Benjamin Perry
all technology is not developed equally. maybe this alien civ with advanced military and space travel developed in an environment where there was never bacteria or disease.
the whole invasion force is stifled within a few months because they are incapable of producing cures to our natural bacteria/bio weapons ala war of the worlds or indians interacting with europeans in the new world.
Benjamin Harris
>aliens arrive in earth orbit
>Aussie shitposters hastily assemble
>post the first in a series of rapidly spreading memes painting the aliens as effeminate poofters
>the bantz come hard and fast as increasing numbers of posters from all over the globe wade in with their take on the gaylien sex fetish
>finally the Sup Forums logposting division incorporates the gayliens into their Andy Sixx memes
>severely butthurt the aliens threaten to call the police before slinking back to their homeworld in disgrace
Jaxon Brooks
Once you have space engines, anything is a kinetic weapon. They could throw rocks at us and it'd still be advanced enough to completely wipe out humanity.
Jack Cruz
switzerland is the only country in the world that has enough nuclear shelters for 100% of its population with more than 300k for a population of only 8 mil
John Clark
>they get mad and try to invade Australia
>the spiders/snakes/abos and drunk Aussies decimate their landing team
>one lone survivor makes it back to the ship bloody and smelling of beer and reports being told "fuck off we're full" then having a drinking device smashed on his head
Brandon Baker
Yeah it'll be just liike an M Knight Shamala movie, for all of their planning to launch an invasion to a distant planet, they'll lack the foresight to plan for the unexpected. Seems reasonable. We're the best and most important.
Jaxon Martin
>mutt intellectual
Gabriel Jenkins
>/lebos/chinks
Kayden Robinson
consider that these aliens might not be familiar with concept of theft or the need for information security, so their hyper computers are easily hacked and their dark matter engines are self-destructed, destroying the entire invasion force.
>being an anti-human cuck
go suck some more xenocock, the master species will dominate the universe.
Bentley Barnes
switzerland can be neutral enough to bore them to death saving humanity with there neutral attitude
Jordan Murphy
Any African country.
Aliens would just have them around like harmless pets doing stupid shit. Maybe post a video or two on SpaceTube of Obongoo trying to deep fry a racoon in battery acid.
Justin Price
>We're the best and most important.
is it impossible for you to imagine that humans are?
Mason Moore
You two morons do realise you're part of the anglosphere don't you?
>The absolute state of leafs
Jason Barnes
canadians are the only ones who can win against any alien invasion
William Butler
im not a Anglo sorry ... im french canadien slong youtube.com
Cooper Rogers
ya he is a bit of a faggot but hey its between you and me ..
Zachary Morales
Maybe we’re the ones that show up at their planet
Jackson Gutierrez
I can kill any fucking aliens with my spelling ..
Joshua Evans
White women would want to breed with them.
Matthew Garcia
its not me dude ..
Daniel Davis
>takes days to get a rocket to the moon following a safe, fuel efficient path.
Vs
>just leave the engines on like a normal missile, you will get there in a few hours
Austin Carter
You all have very high opinions of yourselves.
We would be wiped out before we even see them.
Eli Harris
only if they have a alien credit card of some sort..
Jose White
hheheheh .. NO
Chase Sanchez
The same one that is somehow shittier than my country.
Isaac Bailey
A couple dudes in jackets.
Ryan Wright
Which aliens?
Origin is very important.
Luke Morales
>flag
You can't even handle the ones on Earth.
Caleb Bailey
Iceland. Aliens wouldn't even look at it. The total population is smaller than most average cities, its cold as fuck, and full of volcanos.
Thomas Green
USA/Russia.
But if the invasion is spiritual, then the Vatican City.
Adam Allen
This. We fight in his name.
Angel Harris
Used to be Russia when they had anti UFO/meteor guns around the country. But they shut them down and low and behold an alien species grew where the guns used to be, phys.org
So Russia is already gone, no doubt most of Afric, Alaska and Canada, and maybe Lower parts of South Armerica. So China, Australia, the USA, and maybe Britain on table. But since so much strife in USA and Britain to where the fucking liberals may want to have aliens vote for them, the best bet would be Australia. China would have more fire power but closer to the action from Russia and Alaska.
Jordan Hall
anti-human species traitors need to go. you can leave and go live in all those great alien civilizations that we've discov - oh wait.