Far future of naruto

>far future of naruto
>the space rabbits have been defeated and ninjas have colonized space
>the galactic hokage rules the galaxy of fire with a iron fist
>it's orochimaru
Why didn't they stop him when they had the chance?

>Boruto doesn't recognize Orochimaru
I guess that the Naruto Administration Officially Sanctioned History Textbooks gloss over him.

>hidden leaf ninja tries to destroy world, kills the 3rd

Nope.exe

Naruto is just continuing the policies of Kakashi.

Just compare to the Hidden Mist. Instead of covering up their history, they acknowledge that it happened while still trying to move on and make the village a better place. Their history is used as a reminder to never make those mistakes again.

When are we getting an episode with both Orochimaru and Mitsuki coming for dinner at Naruto's house?

wait what the fuck is going on?
I don't really follow Naruto but isn't that guy a child kidnapping murderer?

I get this argument, but if we tried to examine it from a "in a ninja world" point of view stuff like murder, robbery...

Nah what the fuck, how did he fucking get away with it? Naruto is such a beta hokage

He helped save the world during the final arc and has apparently reformed, so they gave him a pardon and let him work on Ninja science under supervision.
That's already bad enough in my book, but the fact that they've apparently covered up all of his crimes to the point that the younger generation have never heard of this former war criminal is pretty disturbing.

Yes
He got away with everything

Naruto literally erases records to hide past wrongdoings

One thing that's been proven true in this series is that Orochimaru is fucking impossible to kill.

Might as well keep him under surveillance and ask him to help you out for him to atone rather than try to repeat the endless attempts of stopping him. As for why he's a tradable card, ninjas are fucked in the head I guess

Because he helped Nardo and friends save the world and also brought back Naruto's gay crush

Not to mention, does Naruto ever actually tell Boruto ANYTHING about the exploits and adventures of his youth? Does Hinata?

>>Boruto doesn't recognize Orochimaru

Neither did Naruto as a kid.

Hell, [college] kids today have no idea who Lenin or Trotsky were.

>ninja info cards
Did Kabuto finally make bank?

Nah, as part of his pardon deal, the Hidden Leaf gained exclusive rights to Ninja Info Cards: The Trading Card Game. He doesn't even get any residuals.

why is shino weak in the card game?

So in otherwords he's Hidan. How is Hidan doing these days?

Doesn't really excuse them for just forgiving Kabuto which did everything Orochimaru did but worse

Dead. His one weakness was starving to death.

but you don't understand. He was forced to be a changed man!

>implying he would fall for the same tricks

>As for why he's a tradable card, ninjas are fucked in the head I guess
Or because his son is the one making the cards.

>literally got away with everything

>Somehow, Naruto convinced his wife, the shy demure, completely monogamous Narutosexual, Hinata, to pose for a photo for a card that hundreds, if not thousands, of other ninjas would see
Wonder what he did to convince her?

How do you know that Naruto had to convince her? Maybe she did this on her own volition and Naruto was just as surprised as anyone when he saw the card?

Guess we'll never know. Bet he got a "special" alternate version for himself

Nigger how the fuck is that comparable ?
MY father did not literally have a 1 on 1 ninja battle with either of these people.

>Hell, [college] kids today have no idea who Lenin or Trotsky were.
Russian kids certainly do. Not to mention neither of those guys is alive.

>MY father did not literally have a 1 on 1 ninja battle with either of these people
>your average dad going one on one with knifes vs Lenin atop of a tank, fights bolsheviks on a train roof using only his fists and fiery will
>you don't recognize uncle Trotsky even though he lives at the basement next block. %%He went full tranny though%%