Right now, there are tons of JDs leading busy lives...

Right now, there are tons of JDs leading busy lives, trying to fit studying for exams in with working part-time jobs and internships.

What have you been doing to help JDs through this stressful time in their lives?

sell them heroin

Not interacting with the human race unless absolutely necessary.

Imagine hiring a JD as your intern.

Wouldn't it be exciting to guide them along and give them the skills and resources they need to succeed in a professional career while secretly fantasizing about making them your personal office onahole?

I occasionally boost their confidence by attempting to pursue them romantically and getting rejected

Masturbating to them.

Impregnate them and leave them as young single mothers.

Giving them messages, taking them out to eat and giving them the BBC on the sly.

*Impregnate them and take responsibility, turning them into a happy housewife

My D

Youre not japanese stop using those acronyms

>university
>stressful

You're not japanese get of this anime board

Diesel-chan is my wife and I'd respectfully like to ask you to delete this

it's like you think that actually matters

Has Diesel-san ever written porn?

Like listing the specs of a state of the art fighter plane?

Like writing a pornfic based on Crime and Punishment and schlicking to it while self-inserting as Sofya

PLEASE DELETE THIS

I would hire a JD majoring in arts to tutor my wife's son in math, just for me oggle her ass from the back.

What's a JD?

She is young and needed that money.

Judgment Dragon

Ah. Doesn't seem like an amazing card, I probably wouldn't use it full stop, much less have sex with it.