Ash and Misty should have been together. The anime ruined everything

Ash and Misty should have been together. The anime ruined everything.

I thought Ash was gay

You're about 20 years too late, user.

Nah Ash shouldn't be worth anyone honestly.
Goku and Chichi is a good example of what happens when you put someone who doesn't need to be with anyone and probably shouldn't be with anyone, with someone.

She's a glorified pump and dump. You're done with a girl and it's on to the next.

Misty a shit. The worst thing the anime did was nerfing May's rack.

I can guarantee you're a virgin.

>pump and dump
we /biz/ now

Ash was also like 10.
I doubt you were into girls at 10.

You would know, virgin.

I mean, even one of the executives on the anime described the girls as being swappable eye-candy.

Kind of disturbing marketing for a kids show really.
But oh well, Pokegirl designs are 10/10 consistently.

May was the worst thing Pokemon did.

>Kind of disturbing marketing for a kids show really.
This is Japan we're talking about here.

>Pokegirl designs are 10/10 consistently.
May, and that shitskin from Gen5 were both shit.

remember that episode where Ash broke Mistys heart because he is retarded?

>This is Japan we're talking about here.
Please. It's the exact same marketing tactic Dan Schneider would use here.

>not marrying this
What are you, gay?

she looks like she aged 6 years in reverse since the series began... this new art style is no good

>pokeshippers still mad
Can't wait for more tears when Ash fucks Lillie and ICY continuity Ash gets gyaru pussy next year

Lana is perfect.

Every new artist deserves to be raped by a refugee and die of ebola.

Go back to your containment board.

Don't you guys have a containment board for your shit?

your best girl got cucked by a protagonist more stupid than Goku.

I thought everyone at /padt/ committed suicide over Ash losing the league and dumping the french whore.

I still can't believe that people actually got into shipping with Serena. I know they apparently pushed her pretty hard, but you'd think they'd know better after all these years.

drop bombs on shipnorms

>dumping the french whore
The shitskin was so bad that weebs were desperate for a decent female

Yeah, that was pretty stupid. Everybody knows that status quo is king and that he was going to drop her as soon as he went to the next region. Ash will never stop being the eternal virgin rookie considering how hard the anime resets everytime a league is done.

when will we get our canon love-triangle?

So Ash can do more nothing?

CRY
MORE
FAGGOTS

so fans can go apeshit for a whole season and then when the show resets and he picks pikachu over girls more rage

we didnt see it. it never happened

...

>this is as canon as Ash and Bianca

Serenacucks are this insane over a shot of her shoes because slants are too cowardly to show a real kiss

ashe never did anything with the dark one.

>Ash is an oil driller
OY VEY

What did you say about my waifu you fucking prickly son of a whore covered in mayo?
NOBODY INSULTS MAY

Ash very clearly didn't give a shit, and then immediately fucked off to Hawaii.

Is that really what you consider winning?

I'd drill her like she was Texas

the salt

>Ash just wants to hang out with his bro Pikachu and go on adventures but he has to deal with THOTs all the time

The Pokemon anime was ahead of its time

We don't need to insult May. Her lack of skill as a coordinator insult her for us.

Anyone else collect the Katou Jun doujins?
They are magnificent.

Nothing wrong with that. Young boy are supposed to watch their first series of Pokemon, meet their first waifu/fap in the form of the heroine in that series, and then the series ends and the heroine moves on to the next stage in life, they do the same.

They're not intended to sit there and be pissy for years because they still self-insert as an eternal ten year old due to being mentally the same way.

>live long enough to see yourself become a fuqboi
ash has had a hard life

>Posting facts is being salty
are you from reddit?

look at this manlet cuck

but Misty was pure

She never wanted to be a coordinator, she just wanted to travel and eat delicious food. She only picked up contests is because everyone was bitching at her to do something.

so she was a generic ho

see

Today I shall remind you.

she gave him a high-five. it was nothing

This is a SatoSere thread now. All other delusional headcanons need not apply.

Literally best girl. No melodrama over dumb shit like shitrena.

they shared no romantic moments in the whole series. stfu faggot

Right with you senpai.

>Ash is at least partially responsible for Japan's declining birthrate
The absolute madman

Young girls are pure and innocent. But they all grow up eventually. The Misty I remember from the games got older and dated boys.

Please. If it was Dawn we've seen the goods.

no

The average of Sup Forums is now 13

Older misty's hair is so ugly

>Best PokeGirl design never used in the anime

INJUSTICE

The weak should fear the strong.
This. Maybe if you fucked off back to wherever you came from, the median age would go up.

This could be great!...

It's a good thing she was never in that shitshow. She got the good arc in the manga.

Yes, she turns into a slut who fucks boys instead of doing her job. Typical tomboy.

Why are they so perfect for each other brehs?

I feel you. Maybe someday we'll get a nice OVA or somethin'.

I need a season of a canon ship with Ashe and some girl.

so...is the new misty as dumb as the art style makes her look?

sauce

>Ashe
are you a shill or just stupid?

She and Brock only appeared for two episodes, and that’s probably all we’re going to see of them until the next milestone anniversary.

Watch XY, then.

Why was this allowed?

Why did they have a main girl crush on Ash only to give them the weakest relationship in the series? I think he and Iris had a stronger dynamic.

Do you say hard D?

What fckng whr!
Misty is pure

they arent boyfriend and girlfriend. you lying shill

Because Japan.

>we want yokai watch audience.

o i am laffin

>...expect they become a couple in the future...

Bros over Hoes Bro!, is in the CartaMagna!

XY looks far more like YW than SM does.

Ash moved from France to Hawaii, pal.

All of your ship will be obliterated by the new bimbo in town. Screencap this.

Not in the immediate future, buddy.
>implying time has actually passed in the pkmn anime

*ships

need proof

>promote romance by having the male MC completely ignore the girl's feelings and barely talk to her

Everyone on Sup Forums were talking about 'THAT user WITH SHIT TASTE' but I couldn't find him anywhere for years.
Nice to meet you.

What does taste have to do with observable fact? Compare the art styles, or get someone with working eyes to do it for you.

Japan people know the true way of deal with women...

>Oguro (Interviewer): I haven't watched the episode, so this might be a stupid question, but did Serena's love (for Ash) come to fruition? (Note: This interview was conducted hours before the final episode)
>Yajima (Director): It didn't in the episode. I ended it in a way that her love will hopefully come to fruition in the future. Serena told Ash that she's going to improve herself, and then come back to him. Afterwards, she did something that's revolutionary-worthy (laugh). In the middle of production, I added in a scene intended to show them kissing. It's just that I wasn't allowed to have them kissing on screen, so I had Serena's feet "floating" to show it instead.
>Oguro: So depending on how you view it, it seems like they might be kissing, right?
>Producer (No name): No, it should look like they were definitely kissing.

May is my favorite pokegal