Yuribait sells like hot cakes

>yuribait sells like hot cakes
>actual yuri doesn't
explain this shit

welcome to /szo/ - schizo general

Some things are beautiful because we can't have them

Just like ecchi sells more than hentai.

Sakura Trick sold better than average harem or isekai.

>actual yuri doesn't

Mai Hime sold around 15k during airtime user

Into the bin of madness, the people are silent. Into the mouth of meaningless words, the noise won't stop. Into the clouds of creation, everything turns gray. Into the hearts of hateful people, the beating still grows. Into the mind of the ignorant, and things make more sense than they should. Into your own eyes, and you're blind.

I don't get it.

Pathetic Otaku/purity fags like to think they have a chance, with yuribait the girls are just practicing and waiting for the right guy. With actual yuri there's no chance which means no buy

>usually the first post
You're actually the one making these threads, aren't you?

As I said before, in your own eyes you can't see.

Yuribait series tend to be more about a certain plot than about the yuri(bait), whereas actual yuri, more often than not, tends to be about yuri itself (i.e. some really boring romance).

Sakura Trick was great for the first few eps, but its gimmick fell flat too soon, since the story had very little to tell.

Who are you quoting?

Japs know yuri is only okay in small doses for comedic purposes.

Wasn't the Sakura Trick manga cancelled or something? How did it end?

One word.
Fujoshi

japs are gay faggots who love dicks

Myself in the future. The /szo/ posts are usually the first post in a lot of yuri-related threads recently. Just look at the Prism Ilya thread or any Hibike thread. The fact that there only minutes after the OP is susipous enough.

OP here, not me, I just finished watching sakura trick and felt outraged that this shit didn't get so much as an OVA

>susipous
tard

Yes.
When Haruka and Yuu tried to consummate their relationship they realized they weren't in love with each other; the kisses was just their way to express their friendship
There is a timeskip and while thelast pages don't show us anything about Yuu's romantic life, it's heavily implied that Haruka is in a relationship with a boy

and jap lesbians love hairy and shaved pussy

that's hot and intimidating

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>they realized they weren't in love with each other; the kisses was just their way to express their friendship

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Actual yuri is disgusting, but adolescent yuri isn't.

How sad.

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Something tells me user didn't make this up

>Actual yuri is disgusting,
you don't know actual yuri is disgusting anyway

Because imagination is better than reality.

I call bullshit

To be fair, Sakura Trick was fucking terrible. Probably the worst Kirara property.

>Japs know yuri is only okay in small doses for comedic purposes.

that's how they see gay people as joke nothing personal. they do believe in yuri and gay relationships.

As a great wise man once said
Hello? Yes, I'm here for the Yuri, I was told there'd be yuri
No? It's more just undertones and edgy hellokitty sequences? This isn't what I was promised
No I-I'm sorry I have to go, No-n no you said, n- Undertones are not yuri
Okay you go all the way or you go home, I'm not dealing with this, it's your one job
My coffee maker has one job, to make coffee, and it manages to do that every single day
I don- I'm not on the recieving end of coffee undertones
They're girls, if they're not doing gay things at eachother THEN WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR
May he rest in piece

Cock always wins, baby!

Teasing relationships will always be more popular than having the MCs in a relationship. This has always been true, regardless of characters' genders.

Sometimes, the Clit always wins baby!

This is my exact fetish

He's telling you to tongue his anus

having a fetish for men is just called faggotry

I hope Sup Forums is just pretending to be retarded.

You should know by now that itsn't the case.

sounds about right. self-insert shit is too fucking popular. knuckle dragging retards ruin good things.

Too bad self-inserts in anime and manga are dying

We're back making good MC especially female MC's

It's shit like this that made me think Netsuzou Trap was miles better than Sakura Trick

best be joking wtf

Sorta like fujos.

They don't want actually gay couples in their stories. They just want stories that tease at them being gay as hard as physically possible without ever confirming it because I guess they don't actually want gay characters or something.

I really don't get it

>not being able to self insert for yuri

step the fuck up

I dont get why people didn't like Sakura Trick. characters were cute, plot progressed as much as the average CGDCT

Because girls kissing is hot but lesbians are gay

>It's heavily implied that Haruka is in a relationship with a boy

So why are serials wherein girls fail to kiss but are still claimed to be homos so popular?

People like yuri because of pure romance. The actual kissing and fucking is secondary to the pure virgin waifu's heart being conflicted.

Shoujo taught us this in the 90's.

Well, at least she got farther than Tomoyo.

Of course he couldn't make that up. Only Japanese Manga artists are clueless enough to do something that stupid.

Remember Kannagi and Sacred Blacksmith?

/u/shitters are retarded. they go on about "subtext" and wear characters are fucking off screen, but have no actual interest in seeing any action on screen and claim it's "pure" that way.

One of the things that I loved about Cross Ange was how it didn't pull the "subtext" garbage and allowed its characters to experience romance and sexuality. The gay girls were 100% gay and very comfortable with eating pussy and the straight girls got real action too.

Lol /u/ BTFO. Dont ever try to challenge the D.

Unironically the best end. Straight power!

Why would I have interest in those two sluts: one of which dies and the other loses?

The yuri sex was pretty much the only good thing about Cross Ange.

Someone post the 3some

She doesn't lose, she's having threesomes with Ange and her husband right now.

I haven't laughed this hard in quite a while
I don't even care if it's legit or not, just thinking about it ending this way makes me laugh out loud

You just can't beat the cock.

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Time to delete the Sakura Trick spoiler I pulled out of my ass. I didn't even know it ended.

Do you guys believe everything you read?

I don't think that's a win either.

Yamada's "adolescence" starts making a bit of sense right now.

You don't?

I call bullshit.

Proof is needed something fierce.

She's fucking the girl she likes, how's that not a win? Previous scenes tell us she doesn't mind being in bed with more than one person.

You'd be surprised. Although I'm sure a few of them were just acting retarded just to help perpetuate the lie.

Aaaand... I can't. Fuck me.

Faggots are disgusting. But yet traps are cute. Probably the same reason.

based discord homos bringing the extreme faggotry

Skinnimax yuri sells to het men and horny lonely women who're turned on by anything.
The former is because it's too straight chicks putting on a show or getting ready for the dick the latter is because it's "naught" and "forbidden" and noveltous and turns the boys on.

Actual lesbian stuff. no bullshit just loves the twat, lesbian stuff doesn't sell to the vast majority of het men and actually disgusts het women.

Sorry.

>The gay girls were 100% gay
hilda was just pretending

Absolutely noice, I don't even care if proofs isn't presented or not.

>all the retards that fell for this

The correct answer is that the yuri fandom is small and loud, and yurifags have a really overblown perspective of how big and important they are to the industry.

A regular anime will sometimes do some yuri pandering just to have a small sales bump from yurifags while not upsetting their main demographic too much, yet when you have a full blown yuri anime and expect it to be carried solely by the yurinigger demographic the results are always pathetic.

>Actual lesbian stuff. no bullshit just loves the twat, lesbian stuff doesn't sell to the vast majority of het men and actually disgusts het women.

Everything you said is very wrong

pic related

>actual yuri
Define actual yuri.
Isn't girls smooching each other not yuri enough for you?

Are you retarded?

Sakura Trick actual ending:
Cotone's fiance was a woman, former tutor that her dad force arranged. Shizuku declares she'll marry Cotone so she won't have to marry the tutor. They kiss
Yuzu put a message for Kaede in a movie, that brought Kaede to confess her feelings. Yuzu accepted her feelings but didn't say Yes or No.
Haruka was asked to tell Yu how she feels and got rejected when she just went for a kiss instead. Back at the classroom where they first kissed she told her she loved her and wanted to be more than just kissing friends.

Pic related, Shizuku asking the dad for Cotone's hand in marriage.

pornographic yuri doesn't even exist. 99% of /u/ trash is just handholding and maybe some tepid kissing with no erotic value at all. then half of the time when it actually does get nasty it's all awkward because they make one of the characters act like she's getting raped.

Bro, pornhub is 100% useless as a way to measure porn viewership.

Want to know why?
Lesbian porn is the least profitable porn on the planet. There are no well of lesbian only pornstarlettes or lesbian whores.

I'm sorry you had to hear it from me.

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Proof or GTFO

This is a bait thread, everyone who cares about Sakura Trick already knows how it ended.

>pornographic yuri doesn't even exist
That's a DAMNED lie.
There's tons of hardcore pornographic yuri out there.
Hell valkyrie mermaid was SUPER pornographic. Hell it was more liked by the actual lesbians then the male fans.

Guess what.
It shit bombed.
Hard.

By the way, gay chicks do get down like that.

Well there's 20 people here who cared enough about the fake spoilers and didn't know it so I thought I'd post real ones.

sakura trick was really really shitty
t. /u/nigger

>bombed
>2.5k sales
Anything less than 1k is a bomb. Anything more than 5k is hit.

Author pussed out?

You a fucking lie that Valkrie Drive hasn't bombed it sold around 5k.

there's valkyrie drive which was guilty of the second thing I mentioned for the main pairing, and then cross ange which killed off the main dyke the episode after she appeared, and that's basically it for the last several years. when you talk about hardcore anime it's even less common. I can't think of a single h ova with hardcore lesbian sex that didn't also have futa or guy on girl scenes.

A Kiss for the Petals

>Lesbian porn is the least profitable porn on the planet.

I can you are full of lies but I need proof of what you said.

Name ten lesbian only pornstars and ten lesbian only porn companies.

I'll wait.