Spends her entire life disguised as a man and nobody suspects a thing

>Spends her entire life disguised as a man and nobody suspects a thing
>Get's summoned by Emiya, appears in full armor.
>First thing he notices when he looks at her: 'What a beautiful woman'
Explain this, Sup Forums

It was explicitly stated that no one questioned her gender because she was the motherfucking king

People in Camelot just didn't care. She was the ideal king and that's all what they wanted.

Nasu is a hack or Emiya is a faggot.

If that were true then why did she pretend to be and dress up and act like a guy?
Even marry a chick then asked to grow a dick to have sex with her then have sex with his sister then knock her up?

It's just...gay.
Creepy and gay.

Could have EASILY had her be the motherfucking queen of england and have a torrid affair with lancelot much to the fury of the witch guinivere who made herself into a clone or arturia that would call herself morgana.
Who would sleep with an unaware lancelot.

>Queen of England
>in the motherfucking 6th century

>Ideal ruler
>Most powerful bitch in the country
>Implying anyone would be able to do or say anything
>Either she's a straight up DUDE who just happens to have tits and a snatch or everyone is outright motherfucking retarded

Yeah no.
If she started wearing a chainmale bikini into battle and calling herself queen bitch of the mountain no one on earth would have been able to do a single goddamned thing to stop her.

This is Nasu's creepy gay wank.

British were too polite to point at the fact that she was a woman, and went away with her game.

You are missing the point, thenonly way for her to rule Camelot in the first place was as the king.

Meant for

Avalon halted her aging. The knights all thought she was a cute bishie

The only way to rule camelot is if you pull the sword from the fucking stone.
That's the rule.
The rule didn't say you had to be a dude. Just worthy of excaliber.

There are no labyrinthine explanations that will explain away Nasu's faggotry.

Except that the exact inscription on Caliburn is "Whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone is rightwise king of all England"

This is a male knight from the Round Table. Basically, they were already used to traps in her time

>If that were true then why did she pretend to be and dress up and act like a guy?
Dress up and act like a king*.

Every knight worth his own salt tried to pull the sword from the stone before she came along when no one but Merlin was looking.
You think they'd accept that some little girl succeeded where they had failed, especially with no one else to witness it?

>Brainlet can't understand that only men are supposed to be king and that people wouldn't have followed her if she ran around blatantly as a woman.

No one cares what they think unless they can prove she didn't pull it.

Shirou can tell apart real women from traps from years of hardening his blade to extensive research

Agravain and Bedivere knew

I think Lancelot did too

Sir Gawain did not care because he was the best king

fatefags actually gonna defend this shit

Lancelot knew and Agravain learned due to Lancelot's betrayal.

Gawayn was even her body double, but it's ambiguous if he knew or not. He at least knew he was related to Agravain and Mordred.

Here is a pity (You)

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Its one of the most believable parts

If you want to nitpick something in Saber backstory, target the futa penis instead.

So...she's in fact ass ugly?
Cause "bishie" dudes make for ugly as fuck women 500% of the time.

The sword in the stone is excaliber in all modern myths
It says whoever not whatever man.

Who fucking cares?
It's not like those fucking losers could stop her.

Dress up and act like a man?
Which part said that she should marry a woman and wish for a dick then fuck "her" wife and "her" sister?

Well, that explains a lot

Merlin.

If ever you are experiencing a point of confusion with Fate, the answer is "Merlin".

Shes canonically a masculine woman yes

>Which part said that she should marry a woman
Kings have wives.
>wish for a dick then fuck "her" wife and "her" sister?
Kill yourself and read the VN you dumbfuck secondary.

This is fucking stupid.
Your idiotic justifications for this farce are ridiculous once you consider that magical power is a real thing, the sword chose her(for whatever reason) and the sex differences means very little because of it.

Nasu has a fetish. Deal.

>The sword in the stone is excaliber in all modern myths
>but in this case it's explicitly stated to be Caliburn
>It says whoever not whatever man.
It also says king, you mongoloid

Merlin's Magic
Only males could inherit the throne

>Brainlet can't understand the simple explanation that england was ruled by men and they wouldn't follow a stupid woman.

>Kings have wives.
Lot's of kings do not.
Lots of queens never marry either.
There was no reason for her to marry a chick.

>Kill yourself and read the VN you dumbfuck secondary.
Wished for a dick(in a LOL joking manner)
Got a dick
Fucked wife
Fucked sister
Knocked her up

Retconning it into her not fucking guinnaviere and her NOT having sex with morganna but morganna using magic night magic sex to steal her futa dick semen and use a turkey baster or put it into growth vat is...

Don't you understand how deeply fucking retarded that is?

Why give her magic dick growing powers in the first place?

What purpose did that serve?

Mordred could have easily been the rape baby of Lancelot and a Morgana who was masquerading as an unusually hot Arturia
Hell it could have been the legit daughter of Arturia and Lancelot.

What gives?
Why the faggotry?

British Celt queen boudicea
AD 60

I don't remember the second part from the vn at all. As I re recall in FSN Mordred and Morgan Le Lay get like 1 paragraph in passing and it barely makes sense if you don't already know the mythology and the battle of Camlann

Arturia in the fate universe
>WANTED to be a king.
>WANTED to be a man
A strong leader, same with mordred, who wished they were born male, because obviously men are stronger than woman and so on.
So they tried their best to emulate males.

This is now a Saber thread. Post the once and future king of Sup Forums

The in hindsight justifications for it does not make it any less bad.

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You don't have to ask me twice user.

The sword in the stone selects kings, not queens.

Also, why not have Merlin make her a man?
He can obviously give her bible black tier dick growing powers but he can't just do a magical sex change?

>modern myths

All you keep saying is it's bad, it's faggotry, it's retarded, none of which are actual arguments. What kind of reply am I supposed to give you?

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>Also, why not have Merlin make her a man?
Why wold he ruin perfection? Not even Merlin is that sick.

It's called "bait' user. The only way to win is to stop feeding him (you)s

>Using an unsightly weapon
An impersonator of the king I see

There's no reply to give.
All you've done is create labyrinthine justifications for what is essentially badly written mary sue /d/ tier fetish material.

It's just bad.

Nameless people aren't important either.

He gave her, now it, a complex about their sex making them want to be a man and then gave it dick growing powers.

Why not go all of the way and make her into a him?

My wife Saber is so pretty

Shows what you know. It's Bilqīs

Merlin has nothing to do with Saber wanting to pull the sword form the stone, and Saber doesn't have magical dick growing powers, Merlin does.

?????
Well I would assume the transformation continually uses mana so it's only temporary.

A "name" derived from concubine when Islamic scholars realized she had no name.

Is Queen of Sheba the most pathetic character in Fate to date? Let's go through a list
>has no relevance in anything
>not even a name
>merely a 1 time appearance footnote tier character in Solomon's stories
>at best, Solomon pumped and dumped her
>in Fate she is completely infatuated by him, thinks it was love at first site, meant to be, etc
>in Fate Solomon was literally an emotion-less servant of God
>it's impossible for her to have meant anything to him
>even being a hyper autist, Solomon managed to have hundreds of wives and she wasn't one of them
>David tells her to call him dad out of pity
>has Jewish tendencies
>shitty uninspired design (did the artist even look up what she looked or dressed like+DUDE NEKOMIMI)
>is a literal nigger
>had to play the role of a slave in Salem
I feel bad for her.

Ok, I can't argue with that

Had everything to do with helping her look and act like a dude.
Even gave her a magic dick

A one time transformation wouldn't cost any mana to continually use.
He could have changed a few chromosomes around and presto Arturia is now Uther.

PUT YOUR FAITH IN THE LIGHT

>>has Jewish tendencies
Literally nothing wrong with that
>is a literal nigger
>had to play the role of a slave in Salem
These are plusses

wanna use this lad for kike memes but scat and redman need hearts

Have you ever seen a British woman?

what if she wore a helmet

At least they aren't Nero, that suffered meme degradation from the cute umu to the beastial oomoo

That asshole knew exactly what would happen when she pulled the sword since he has Clairvoyance and told her straight up since he can see the future. Then when things went to shit he decided he's rather get trapped in Avalon.

She has jewish tendencies while not being a jew, plus she's a pagan.

i rolled a np2 umu and havent touched her yet

And fluffy!

Ok but what does that have to do with what I said? Wanting to pull the sword was Saber's own desire. Merlin helped her out here and there, and as you said, he knew the fall of Camelot was inevitable

Meanwhile I rolled this daddycuck that picks fights with cats

>Agravain knew
That claim is literally not substantiated by anything.

why arent you saving for something good do you have no sabers

Not that user, but no. Caliburn is Excalibur. You can debate if the sword in the stone is something elae but you cannot debate Caliburn is not Excalibur as Excalibur is the english-french translation of the original welsh word Caliburn.

He does say in GO that he was destroyed internally for learning it during Lancelot's betrayal because he hates women due to his mother trying to use him against the Round Table and due to Guinevere, the queen, betraying the King's trust.

this is so deeply deeply fucking stupid

Actually this guy is kind of right. While stories portray them as different swords, the first ones gave them the same name.

Like, first Excalibur with different name was Gawayn's but then next stories named Arthur's second sword that

I am more amazed that fgo is now canon.

No, he literally does not ever say he learned the truth about Artoria's gender. I don't know where you got that idea from, but you definitely did not get it from reading the story you're referencing.

I'm guessing you read some joke translation because that didn't happen at all. In fact it was the complete opposite.

>She is a girl! I tell you! A flat girl!

Is Fate/zero the only watchable material in this franchise? Dunno about the VNs

I'm more amazed that Agravain ended up loyal till the end. He is one of those guys with no manners and 100% evil appearance that from the glance you can say he will betray someone and the fucker actually stayed loyal till the end.

Well, fuck. Then now I'm not sure of anything. The translation I read had him saying stuff like that.

Of all fucking things in this universe you choose a guy going full /r9k/ because of women actually being manipulative to call stupid?

Basically this. Saber as a character doesn't make any sense. Not only her concept, but also her development.

Saber is very simple and easy to understand. I can't imagine how many times you must have been dropped on your head as a baby to think otherwise.

Which is kinda more of people mixing up their stories as Excalibur is quite literally the translation of the word Caliburn.

Shirou saw her when she's not wearing her helmet OR her body-obscuring cloak.

Everyone at Camelot had crippling autism, literally.

MEH fuck this tomboy I'll have a rider with extra blindfold please.

That is not related with the verisimilitude of the concept.

So far, yes. But it's shit unless you're a retard who goes HUEHUE CLINK CLANG KIRITSUGU GO BLAM BLAM DUDE LMAO SO SAD

and lancelot wanted to fuck him right?

Prisma movie is better

are reverse traps this hard to understand

did you niggers never see Mulan growing up or something

it's the fact that someone who was all of two feet away from her at all times not being able to tell from sight sound and smell that arturia was in fact a chick.

Fucking emiya could tell in one goddamned second and he said SHES THE PRETTIEST BITCH IVE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT I GOTTA GET ALL UP IN THAT SHIT or something to that effect, my Japanese is a bit rusty.

It's logically retarded.

I'm not even going to get into how Sabers "I know how to please a penis" thing meant that she was talking about her pleasing her futa penis...which flies in the face of the NEVER USED HER MAGIC FUTA DICK EVAR SEMEN WAS STOLEN WHILE HE...SHE SLEPT TO MAKE MORDRED!! backpeddle.

I assume she thought she had to pretend to be a man but nobody actually cared. So nobody called her out on her attire and obvious femininity.

We get it.
It's just logically flawed from the ground up.