Konosuba

You wake up and see this dumb face.
What do you do?

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cum on it

Punch right into her dumb face.

hug her and never let go

throw it aside and pray to my goddess

impregnate
take responsibility
get married
grow old together with many explosions along the way.

RAPE

I will take responsibility

Whenever I wake up with something in my face I reaction violently out of fear.
I'd probably punch her right in the face then flip around like a confused panicked animal.

Heck this one time I had a dream I slipped and fell and I drop kicked my night stand trying to regain balance.

pick her up and carry her around finding stuff to fuck her on

Also I didn't have an appropriate reaction image so I'm just going for it!!

Kiss and hug.

tell her to learn some fucking useful magic shit instead of being useless, or she get kicked out of the mansion

nice bakuretsu.

Ask her to take me to Aqua

Find the sister, proceed with threesomes

Go look for the other girls.

Could you do that, though?
It would be helpful if we knew at least a rough estimate of her measurements.

>perfect waifu
>perfect daughteru
>perfect friend
>perfect sex slave
I don't know what I'd do with Megumin, but I feel like no matter what I choose, I couldn't go wrong.

Place my hand on the back of her head and gently pull her in for a kiss.
Ask her why she looks so worried while picking her up and laying her on the bed. Listen to her while I begin to kiss her neck, the tops of her budding mounds, and eventually begin sucking on her small delicate nipples.
After she's done telling me then I'd begin to slide her outfit and panties off, taking my clothes off too. Maybe receive and give some oral before making love with her.
Obviously I'd cum inside of her when I'm finished, elevating the lower half of her body with a pillow so that my seed can stay pooled up inside her for while. Maybe then I'd take another nap with her afterwards, hoping that she gets pregnant. I'd hold her very close with my nose buried in her hair while we sleep.
Best case scenario, she gets pregnant and we begin to raise a beautiful family together after she gives birth to our beautiful baby girl or boy.

good job

Thank you.

>>elevating the lower half of her body with a pillow so that my seed can stay pooled up inside her for while
You are quite the intellectual

This.

>Mfw I'll never have a gf like her

This loneliness is killing me.

Manhandle her tiny body. Walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

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*in

Hey Wiz, its a Konosuba thread without ME!

Can you believe this?

Torture her so cruelly that she'll have severe PTSD for the rest of her life, and can't go a second without remembering it.

I'd rather have Wiz than Megumeme.

pray to the gods of australia that I woke up looking in a mirror

Are you telling me you want to become Megumin?

Well Wiz is best girl.

I'd give my right arm for the chance to deposit my seed inside Megumin at least once.

Ask what's holding her top up. It's driving me nuts.

isn't that what we all want?

good！

You're right, this is a Wiz thread now.
You wake up with Wiz's massive baps suffocating you, what do?

Just IMAGINE them.

go back to sleep and hope that when I wake up again it will be s1 megumin

I'm 100% sure that she has a lower IQ than Aqua... just based on her actions and dialogue. She's so dumb.

S3 when

I'M only interested in megumin because there's and irl girl that looks exactly like her, but cuter
btw the real life girl is much more interesting too

>want to fuck a mound of damp earth

I'm calling the police.

she's >20

...

>tiny
>dirt poor
>need help to cast spells
Sounds pretty rough, but still, being a cute girl can't be that bad

It's in production, isn't it? There was an announcement a while back, if I remember correctly.

>elevating the lower half of her body with a pillow so that my seed can stay pooled up inside her for while

This would not work would it?

>There was an announcement a while back, if I remember correctly
stop spreading your hateful lies

A character like Rance would have made this series actually fun.
Getting tired of author self insert series where they try to play it all off like it's one big joke, but at the same time taking themselves way too seriously.
Natsume Akatsuki needs to come out already and just say that he wishes he could hang out with three hot girls all day while they all look up to him for his knowledge, confidence, etc.

Wonder where Aqua is.

3D is PD

They should animate the Megumin spin-off (or just make their own) so we can enjoy her without self-insert antics.

Now that I would like.
In some ways I feel like Megumin's standalone popularity exceeded the series.

I honesty thought that too until I met her

i want to dodonko dodonko's dodonkos

Christ this is pathetic

I show her an explosion of my own.

>Aquafags are as retarded as Aqua
It's a real nogger jogger alright.

Don't give the discord niggers attention

I want to see Arue's legendary chuunibyou in action.

>you will never walk the path of explosions with Megumin

Megumin should have been the MC. Honestly, remove Kazuma and you still have a fun and interesting cast that can get along just fine.

Yunyun and Megumin going on some epic misadventure would be great. You can do a lot with just a cast of 2.

>kazuma dies
>megumin was the only one crying

she really is the best girl

That's basically the spinoff, Bauken Wo.

>can make a living as a street performer/water filter
>can make a living as a rich ojou-sama
>public nuisance that will literally die if she has to work alone
She's the only one with a real reason to cry

Your friend dying isn't a reason to cry?

Serious question: Is Chris his sole beneficiary?

Depends on whether or not he owes me money.

>public nuisance that will literally die if she has to work alone
Rude and true

Just put a band aid over her love cave.

Go grab some neroid on the way to Yunyun's house to bully her until she cries.

this is what my konosuba folder is called

>(and friends)
So where do you save Yunyun pics?

>not megumin (and friends (and yunyun))
ONE JOB!!!

Whatever became of this?
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This is why I come here. You guys always make things better than they would have been. Like an editor or a really good cinematographer or something. Sup Forums can elevate a work.

>Bust 74
>Waist 54
>Hips 80
Roughly, of course.

I M A G I N E

I would make her suck my erect dick.

What if she didn't want to?

She has a blackbelt in that skill and would surely be willing to accept a challenge. To have more pages in the book of her legend.

D-does she swallow?

Poke her nose and watch her go cross eyed trying to look at my finger.

German Suplex

Users/user/Documents/Shitposting/a/Waifus/Megumin

>Shitposting not in the base directory
>not "_shitposting" so it's the first folder
Step up your game.

Do you think Megumin would like having her toes sucked?

Aqua please remove yourself from the Wiz, you're purifying her.

Don't bully me because of my file management!!
>Users/user/Documents/Shitposting/pol/Christian/5233a68cc10b10ccac9b1edb3a00652f8868fa3ec73e8da2d688c8a21471e00e.png

no

>I:\_shitposting\smug\where do you think we are.jpg

eris is a qt

>posting Megumin makes you Reddit
>posting Aqua makes you Discord
The fucking state of Konosuba threads.