This guy grabs your grills butt

This guy grabs your grills butt.
How do you repay him?

A kiss? I'm not gay though

What the fuck!? I throw a rock at him!

>my grill's ass cancer gets cured

How did you know he collects rocks?

Sakamoto catches the rock and praises you for your throwing skills. He then notices the rock is a rare kindof rock that shines bautifully if you hold it in the light and offers it to your girlfriend.

He's gay though.

He only grabbed the butt to remove the ladybug that was about to be squished when she sat down.

Implying he's amused by anatomy of mortals.

I shoot him with invisible colt M1911, while he deflects my bullets with his pencil I proceed to make some ramen on teechers desk. While our class begins and teacher order is to open our math books on page 72 I quickly maneuver through entire book of enchantment to make sure last of my bullets that just hit the wall is +2 do it turns back at him to pierce the pencil which ricochets straigh into ramen Bowl. Then I grab my futon hidden under my desk to take a twist in the overall action just to confuse socer team. My girl isn't real so i say: Since when were you under the impression that this butt wasn't mine. Then i smash my face with cream pie which lans on his face because he though I was aiming at him. Whole class clap their hands, teacher is crying over wasted ramen, then i Wake up covered in sweat and cream. I love night shifts.

i get angry he didnt grabed my but too

As him to grab mine too.

That'd be pretty cool.

I beat the shit out of him. I studied Karate

It seems more like him to present the rock to you.

Hope that my girl can pretend I am Sakamoto when we smash. While I pretend I am Sakamoto when we smash.

Your karate master studied him.

Who's Rem?

What the fucks with this guy! That's it, I'm calling my friends in the baseball team and we're gonna give him a beat down!

ask him what technique he uses and ask him if he could demonstrate it again

Accept my defeat

I offer him mine

With money

He will gracefully dodge every single blow, stunning the rest of your 'straight' team into wanting him even more

I'm really getting tired of this!! I'm gonna sic my big mean dog on him!

Don't discuss this fujobait garbage here or anywhere

The dog isn't yours by the end of its interaction with Sakamoto.

>REEEEEEEEEE stop talking about an anime I don't like because it has men in it

Sakamoto would never do that! He's a good guy!

fujoshit & moeshit was a mistake

He was actually just grabbing a rare gummi Venus de Milo off her ass

>REEEEEEEEEE
Both of you need to fuck off.

I let it go because his terminal illness is going to kill him soon.

>t.idolfag

You think Sakamoto would do something so uncouth?

YOU PINCH
WE LYNCH

I want one smile. For take out.

>Sakamoto
>Fujoshit

You'd expect that given the mostly male cast and the handsome male designs, yet, the threads on Sup Forums, both during the manga and anime, actually talked about the comedy instead of shipping or dick sucking.

Osomatsu-san, on the other hand, is a gross comedy with ugly simplistic character designs on par with South Park and Sup Forums can't stop talking about shipping and which Matsu's dick they would like to suck.

Funny how that works.

remove my girl and ask him to make me his cock sleeve.

It's a shame Sakamoto ultimately had a weakness. I would've loved to see a Sakamoto vs Golgo 13 crossover. Will anyone ever create a protag that's boring and infallible enough to beat Duke?