/ss/ Secret S/a/nta

4 days left anons!!
There’s still hope fellow anons, let us help those who will get grinched this holiday season.
Post your cards/gifts if you already got em

stop

Any Japanons around? I'm curious, how much did you guys spend on shipping, and what brackets did you enter?

When does Burger Mail stops working?
I still have some cards for anons on the way.

No mail on Sundays. Hope they arrived in the country last week.

They're "headed to destination".

As of when? Supposedly yesterday was the last day for stuff to be mailed and get there on Christmas.

stop making threads idiots

>stop making threads on the week where literally everything the threads are about starts happening.

>4 days till Christmas
>stop making threads idiots

USPS tracking doesn't work. It was in transit to destination yesterday.

I haven't been able to ship stuff until tomorrow morning. I hope my anons dont hate me because they're definitely getting stuff late.

On that note, can someone post a Christmas Asuka that doesn't look bad? Google images is failing me and I'm running out of time.

I think as long as you let them know they're not getting scrooged they'll probably understand.

It sounds like a lot of things are being shipped late.

And to think I was losing my shit for doing it last week.

I was getting nervous shipping things the first week of December.

has a few about halfway in, you could also crop her out of pic related.

Should I just email the organizers once they're sent out?

You should probably send them tracking number so they won't think they got grinched. That goes for everyone sending /receiving late.

Nah, most people who sent their shit wouldn't be here till the 25th. Late user, who are procrastinators but hopefully well meaning are here to let other anons that they aren't going to be grinched.

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Tattun is an idiot for posting it
Jebus was a dick for reposting it on twitter
End of story.

Jebus is a retarded attenion-whoring tripfag, but Tattun is also retarded for thinking that it wouldn't get spread around.

It's like your friend show you his embarrassing photo and you went and told the whole school about it.
I think it's more of an advertising than shaming the company. Like, it's a titty mousepad of almost naked characters. They created them. What's shameful about showing it's features. Also there's no faces or names in the video.

>tfw sent my card two weeks ago
>destination is not even across the US from me
>card still not posted
G from NM, please tell me if you got my card or not. If I need to send a new one and reeeee at the post office I'd like to know sooner rather than later.

>send out cards a week ago exactly
>the card that had to go to the other fucking side of the country made it there earlier than everyone else's.
>The card that's going to the state next to me got there on the estimated date
>Final card is stuck in postal limbo with no updates

Someone mind explaining this thread for me?

Post your face and address info in the thread for free stuff.

It looks to be a secret santa thread. I thought that was clear enough. And if you're wondering why it was started on wednesday night, well some people think it's okay to have a constant thread up with christmas being so close.

Lurk for another 4 days, then you'll understand

A bunch of little girls on the internet give each other presents.

I mean, obviously. But what's the point besides
>Post your face and address info in the thread for free stuff.
>4 days
That's really long.
What kind of presents?

>What kind of presents?
Used Legend of Zelda goods. What else would we gift each other?

Alright you Christmas-hating commie faggot son of a bitch, explain to me why we can't or shouldn't be having a thread a day on the last 4 days before Christmas, when everyone is getting their shit shipped in and notices need to be made about shipping and so on. Come on, lay it on me, because if there's a time when continous threads make sense due to the time frame, it's right fucking now, and not a week ago, or even 2 weeks ago. I'll wait for you to blabber out some half assed retarded excuse and then bitch and moan and bump the thread, and then whine about it in an hour again, or even next thread, even though that (now) is when we should be making them.

Lurk more newshit.

Fuck off avatarfagging retard

>yesterday
user, I have some bad news for you. My USPS shipment was "in transit to destination" 8 days ago and still nothing.

Fuck off you faggot. Stop avatar fagging you jebus tier shit poster.

It's so autists can feel loved. So I'm sure you would fit right in.

I did not so long ago. But you just love me so much.
Where do I sign up?

Lurk
More

Got cha', will be on look out.

>There’s still hope fellow anons.

It's a straight shota thread. Post shotas getting fucked by older ladies with strap-ons

Believe in your user!

>participate in /ss/ 5 years in a row
>every year the threads get worse and the amount of received stuff I get is worse
>1/5 this year

It was fun while it lasts guess all good things must come to an end.

Wait till christmas day before getting all cynical about it.

>wait till the bullet is about to penetrate your skull before getting all cynical about it

You should participate next year, that way you can grinch the hell outta your assignments, It won't matter if you get blacklisted. That's what I'm gonna do my last year.

If someone doesn't take the time to make/prepare a gift and have it reach their giftee semi-early, what makes you think they bothered to make it at all? And if they did it's probably rushed and halfassed. All the people who care and put effort do it early.

I don't know about other anons, but I've been dealing since a week after getting my assignments. Shit comes up and other things go on the back burner until panic sets in.

I just got home from work, and the big box that UPS brought me yesterday that I thought was my /ss/ package, turned out to be all this work related stuff I forgot I ordered last week.

Fuck...

Dan of Canada
RB of TX
MS of Canada

Your cards are going to be late. I'm sorry.

My tracker says, cards has arrived to USA border 3 days ago, no movement ls since then. Should I start panic?

Coming from Mexico or Canada?

From Russia

Yeah that's gonna slow things down a bit

Because mods might think of them as generals and delete them like they did last year. With how they've been this past year, piss them off enough and they might outright ban them. If one needs to let their user know their shit might be late they can let them know through sabta loli. It would be fine if they started now, but they've been ongoing since fucking friday.

Have you at least sent them out user?

We're in the same boat, tovarish. Mine arrived at 18th.

OK I'm panic now

Well, what state did you send it to before you panic?

Two to California, one to New Mexico, and one user didn't mention his state, but as I googled its probably Iowa.

ok you can resume panicking

What bullet are you dodging by getting upset about it now?

Anons are lazy bastards who leave things to the last moment, but I like to think they care even a little.

Gregor from Slovenia
I got your card yesterday. Should I open it now or in christmas day?

So far, I've sent out 5 card, only received 1. Not yet saw any of my card posted here.

Before I continue my panic, what's the deal with in which state I sent cards? Just curiosity or it's some inner murrican thing?

Distance and exchange of hands. Usps is a fuck but they'll get your stuff there eventually usually without giving you an update.

Yes, I did.

It's out of your hands now

Why they don't do updates? Even post of Russia, which lives by 19th century standards, do updates even if your goods moves from one shelf to another without leaving storage center.

there's a lot of reasons why, at least here in America. Understaffing is an issue, also this is the busiest time of the year for them. Then there's genuine laziness. I didn't get an update on my package but I know my user got his stuff I sent.

>santa said the gifts should arrive in 3-4 business days
>it's been 6
GRINCHED

>santa hasn't said anything

Grinched

Atleast yours said something to you. These last few days has me all nervous and slightly sadden.

>laziness
I can't understand that. We have problems with lack of personal too, but no one can even think about disrupting process technology, even if it's mean everything will be working very fucking slow.

>1/5 cards received
It's over, bros. I was waiting for this moment the whole year, because your cards always put a smile on my face.

>finally got my first card
Thanks France user. It's so close to Christmas I think I might as well wait for the 24th to open it.

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straight shota thread? oh boy!

PW from Canada

I can see your gift is coming but will maybe be late. I tried to paid for express shipping and it was suppose to be shit by the 19 Dec but I guess someone in this world hate me because may not have it in time... I'm so sorry about this.

I should have just deliver the gift myself since it's just a 5 hours trip...

Ship not shit.... Goddammit phone..

>still waiting for the mailman
I-I'm sure he will definitely come today, right?

I woke up to get this parcel which was an absolutely bang tidy surprise, can't wait till Christmas day now.
Perfect motivation to get my remaining cards to the post office by the end of today.

cool cat, looks like he's got tons of character

If you're in the US/Canada he will be there with my cards user. Stay strong.

Nah, I'm from Europe.
But jokes aside, I already got 2/5 cards and a third one was confirmed last night. Honestly, I'm okay with that. 3/5 cards are more than I expected.

with Love?

That's exactly what I wrote in all my cards.

Is it a big kraft paper enveloppe? If so I'm relieved, I sent my cards like two weeks ago, I was getting worried the meme about the US postal service was true.

Nevermind I couldn't wait, and holy fuck! That's beautiful user. Clearly a lot of effort was put into this.
As for your questions:
I am as excited as I am nervous about the S;G 0 adaptation. Worst case scenario is that it's 12 episodes and rushed, but Maho will get more art so it's fine anyway. I highly suggest you read the VNs though, one of the reasons I like it so much is the art style.
The anime really doesn't do it any justice.
As for SAO, it's alright. There are many things I don't like about it, but it at the very least managed to keep me interested. I've heard a lot of LN readers say Alicization is the best arc,
so I'm definitely going to check that out whenever it airs.

>tfw no return address so can't send a thank you card

>it's not mine
Okay I can resume panicking now. Still, nice card from my fellow frenchman.

No Initials
No Hope

Least my user got my gift

There's still hope for you too user!

>only one of my santas has posted initials

At least Im only getting half grinched

Don't worry, even if they posted initials you can still be grinched!

Kek, I received clone cards on the same day. This is pretty amusing.

You look to be a bit ill Sup Forumsnon, hope you get well soon and it isn't anything too unmanageable.

>Post your cards/gifts if you already got em
Waiting on two cards now

Glad I could made you catch up with OP Chris, I'm excited too for the fight too. I like your card, your drawing is cute. Thank you, Merry Christmas, and I wish you a happy new year full of good anime.

Thank you J for the card. You might be tsundere about it but I can tell you did your best. Katakuri looks like an edgy Santa here, I love it. Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.