He has a "waifu"

>he has a "waifu"
You don't seriously do this, right?

index is jealous since no one likes her!

dumb headcrabposter

I don't have a waifu.
I have a wife.
One whose smile I must protect.

wife (male)

I don't but because I know no anime girl would like a fat, balding, almost 30 year old NEET man who still lives with his parents.

...

Of course I do.

Yikes. Become the anime man of her dreams, user.

I was convinced my life was brutal enough, but I guess it's fucking a compared to yours.

T.Misaka fag

Yeah. We should have multiple waifu

I don't even have a her that I dream about user.

Don't sell your own problems short, user. I live with my parents because they not just let me but want me here, I may be obease but I'm also capable and because their health is failing they feel safer. I would like to join the workforce again, though, just to be able to contribute monetarily to the household.

Guess I'm the opposite. Kek.

I jerk off exclusively to anime girls and occasionally girls(male) but I've never settled down with a waifu. I'm just too much of a free spirit, gotta be my own man you know.

Something's not right here.

Your wife has dumb hair and also a penis

damn right I do
I'm not like those common variety newfags that came during 09 or after I have an actual waifu.

>he watches anime as a joke and doesn't think anyone could seriously enjoy it or it's accessories
ISHYGDDT

dumb index poster

I like to think that they do it ironically and not seriously, nobody can be so sad.

>dumb

For ~24 years now.

Only shitposters and crossboarders don't have one.