You're chilling by the riverbank after school when a literary chick stops behind you, expecting a romantic "boy-meets-girl" encounter. You can tell her romantic maiden gauge is reading full.
You have one chance to impress her.
What's your poser phrase?
You're chilling by the riverbank after school when a literary chick stops behind you...
Wyatt Fisher
Cooper Martin
...
Cameron Miller
AAAAAAAAAAAH
Jace Bell
"Do you collect Yu-Gi-Ho cards?"
Joseph Baker
Señorita, yo no hablo japonés
Ryder White
Only two of the people here will survive into adulthood.
Sebastian Miller
...
Sebastian Foster
Sayonara Chinpo.
Kayden Brooks
People weren't meant to live like this. I have to do something.
Nathaniel Brown
Follow me, we're going on an adventure
Zachary Gutierrez
"Jack" as a running joke made me laugh way harder than it should have.
Aiden Wood
>What's your poser phrase?
Brandon Moore
ey bby, want sum fuk?
Charles Sanchez
"get in the van"
Camden Howard
"Hey I like anime what's your favorite"
Liam Richardson
...
Liam Taylor
...
Jack Rogers
S2 when
Kevin Allen
...
Chase Taylor
Never
Ian Morales
my love for you is like a truck...
berserker...
Oliver Russell
TADAKUNI IMOUTOOOOOO
Alexander Mitchell
This show was fucking awesome
Joseph Sullivan
The sun is very beautiful today
Henry Parker
My love for you is like an isekai.
It hits like a truck.
Leo Thompson
Best girl
Josiah Foster
I need no words.
My expression speaks for itself.
I stand up, turn to face her and give her the look.
She'll be dripping immediately.
Justin Jones
>the boy's engine starts up
Lincoln Thomas
"ayy bby u wnt sum fuk"
Thomas Turner
...
Jacob Young
bump
Daniel Morgan
ランチかクールランチか？
Gabriel Gutierrez
...
Adam James
The wind is blowing
Why arent you?
Jayden Sullivan
because I'm not a slut
Jayden Walker
>I've seen you choking on your snot babe
Nathaniel Carter
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
Blake Taylor
AYO GURL WASS YO NUMBAH
Camden Bailey
DELETE THIS
Nathan Morales
Sooooooo you like....wind?
Noah Davis
>My waifu is cuter than you.
Adrian Kelly
You sir, are a liar.
Daniel Walker
Yassan is for chuuni poetry, not bullying!
Blake Miller
>character is voiced by Yoko Hikasa
>dick already unzipped
>character says fuck-all
Michael Perry
...
Alexander Howard
STOP
Jackson Evans
Show bobs and vagene pls.
Luis Russell
>Hi, I'm Chad.
Ryder Kelly
The wind... Is sparkling
Evan Russell
So her real name has the kanji for WIND or something?
Jose Phillips
idk but if her name has "fu" in it then it's very likely.
Ayden Richardson
Doujin where she hangs herself after months of unrelenting bullying soon?
Isaiah Johnson
What?
Austin Nguyen
>The Virgin prose
>The Chad Epic
Wyatt Gutierrez
Is there more of our favorite girl in the manga?
I never figured out which chapter the anime ends at.
Charles Bell
I wouldn't mind falling down to the bottom of humanity with you. That's how I feel right now.
Justin Baker
Hopefully never, one season was enough
Dylan Wilson
>Oh hey, I'm gonna burn down that gypsy village today, wanna tag along?
Jack Adams
Well, I'll make love to you, and Lord knows you'll feel no pain. Say, I make love to you in your sleep, and Lord knows you'll feel no pain.
Anthony Ortiz
...
Andrew Kelly
Why are we standing here when we could be watching anime together?
Camden Campbell
On the clearest of nights, when the winds of the Etherium were calm and peaceful, the great merchant ships with their cargoes of Arcturian sura crystals felt safe and secure. Little did they suspect that they were pursued by pirates! And the most feared of all these pirates was the notorious Captain Nathaniel Flint.
James Kelly
Say nothing. Being ignored will make her fall for me even harder from desperation.
Tyler Jackson
>our favorite girl
But that's Ringo.
Mason Nelson
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.
Alexander Morris
maybe ok can be our always x^D
Jace Ortiz
Entendí esa referencia
Matthew Adams
Hmph... I see you've come all the way here to meet me. But it's pointless.
*teleport behind her*
>(h-he's fast!)
You'll never be able to match a tenth of my strength. Go home now, and live a normal life. You're in over your head.
Michael Mitchell
Well, it's,
Colder than the nipple on a with's tit!
Colder than a bucket of penguin shit!
Colder than the hairs of a polar bear's ass!
Colder than the frost on a champagne glass!
Then I'd make her my famous banana breakfast.
Luis Robinson
*sploosh*
Josiah Gomez
So... what did they see, Sup Forums?
Zachary Mitchell
A coc and ball
Austin Adams
Brown and white.
Jayden Torres
their own shame
Cooper Cooper
Of course not, its Yassan.
Charles Parker
White and red more likely.
Asher Phillips
I don't remember this?
Daniel Jenkins
>literary chick
In my life I only encounter literal chicks
Evan Turner
That scene is from a chapter that came out after the anime aired.
Josiah White
Yo bich u want sum fuk?
Leo Thomas
So what kind of books are you into?
Jonathan Thompson
...
Adrian Peterson
...
Elijah Reed
...
Camden Green
...
Lincoln Garcia
The wind is pfffhahahahaahahaha
Ian Ross
...
Elijah Fisher
a CUTE
Grayson Fisher
I want to fuck Yassan.
Tyler Foster
"Do you know that in 10 Years writers will be replaced by neural network algorithms?"
Parker Morris
Scary thought.
Easton Gonzalez
lemme smash
Ryan Wilson
It's a provocation.
I would follow it up with, "I'm working on a project in the field right now", and upon interest explain how it works.
Parker Parker
I find this cute somehow. I guess just a nerdy programmer getting along with a nerdy bookworm warms my heart. I wish the best for your children.
James Russell
I'd ask her what she thinks of Gilles Deleuze
Grayson Russell
that was symbolic though because the whole game is about the winds
Liam Scott
Cute
Luis James
sorry I don't date old women.
Thomas Sanchez
>Tfw no older literary mommy gf to discuss Pynchon and post-structuralism with
Luis Howard
...