Comfy Christmas cake thread

Comfy Christmas cake thread

what do cakes do on christmas? asides from drinking

*whom (ideally)

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Cry from loneliness.

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if they do someone it's probably themselves

Explain further.

they masturbate

To doujins of user?

I will marry a cake! I will do it!!

>I am LITERALLY going to marry Kaede.
Piromizu detected.

Masturbating to romcom movies like miserable fucks they are.

2018 will be Nana's year?

nah to pictures she secretly took

2018 will be Nana's year!

I love Christmas cakes

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kaede looks so great in a wedding dress

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Very cute and a nice armpit

>but even better out of it

Silly Anons, 17 years old is too young of an age to get married.

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MORIMORI IS CUTE!
CUTE!

Visit their parents, probably.

Her parents' permission? I suspect they would approve, desperately.

Women don't masturbate. They browse gifs on /an/ and cry.

Well I wasn't even talking about the legality of it, just the fact that generally it's better to at least wait until finishing school. Not always, but often it is.

>tfw can't find a good 720p torrent of this

Hopefully 2018 is when I get my cake anime.

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>look up doujin for the series
>it's mostly yaoi
>precious little of the woman with righteous tits

Hopefully 2018 is when I get my cake gf.

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>3dpd

fuck off retard

a moment for those cakes without too much screen

>posts a married mother in a cake thread
Hopefully 2018 is the year all tripfags kill themselves.

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watch a DVD in the dark to momentarily forget the pain of their crushing loneliness

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>tfw you are an old enough to consider cakes young

But they really are young. I agree with you, though.

Shame she'll never need one

Cake tomoko

Here is a marker pen, underline on my post where I said anything about 3D.

Can confirm.

Cute.

All of them... now.

>not waiting until the 26th to make a Christmas cake thread
Abusoruterii shamefur dispray

>K-on sequel with the girls coming back for their 10 year high school reunion

Does kyoani have the balls?

No

eating cake and adding to their gross love handles

Only if a few of them are married with kids.

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>Two new chapters of Kawaii Joushi
>Three new chapters of Takizawa-san
Truly an excellent christmas for cake lovers. That said, Aoiki and Ira are a really cute couple.

>Takizawa-san
Can't believe I almost forgot about her.

Am I expected to believe a woman with toddler sized breasts is unmarried?

Shimizu's introduction made me like it less because he's done NOTHING WRONG and is a genuinely relatable and likeable person but gets so much flak from Takizawa

He's way too straightforward though. It's not exactly polite to comment on a woman's boobs if you're not even on a first name basis with her.

Honesty was a good quality and he didn't mean to comment on them.

>mfw

I wanna have cathartic sex with a cake and fulfill her biologic imperative of bearing children.

Eat KFC

Single Christmas Cake mother and her daughter anime when?

I want to sexually reproduce with a woman of marryable age. Is Abe's propaganda working?

you wouldn't take advantage of drunk cake on christmas

>Is Abe's propaganda working?

Sorry he's focusing gay marriage before the Olympics start

Fuck.

Plump cake?

Yes, just one, please. Thank you very much. Happy holidays.

>drunk cakes trying to take advantage of you

MORE LIKE SHOUJO TRASH THREAD LMAO

DON'T FALL FOR DIRTY NIP PROPAGANDA

I'd be too autistic to, but I'd let her take advantage of me.

>yfw Chiyo-chan is 28

>old enough to be the hot older lady the MC lives with in KEY games because his parents are in Canada.

Her year to turn 18?

Cake

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I love Christmas cake!!!

Not on here you won't

I will, digits man, you can't stop me.

Quads checked.

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But that’s a widow user

Beware predatory cakes

3 of them stopped being cakes while I was stationed in Japan.

A redundant phrase if there ever was one.

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Is the hagswarm manga out yet?

>tfw waifu is a cake
Feels good.

Please care for rare cakes too.

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but think of the possibilities
>cake kohai
>imouto cake

I'm going to marry this cake and I'll fight any nigger who says otherwise.

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>ask for carrot cake
>get spaghetti too
Well, all right.