JoJo Thread

Who was more bland? Jonathan or Giorno?

gappy

part 8 anime when

comfy jojo pics

After David Pro. sucks up the hopes and dreams of everyone who thinks part 5 is happening

waitng till part 5 anime...

This is a very comfy pic. Nothing makes me happier than seeing the purest boy getting what he deserves

Merry Christmas /jojo/! What will you do for Christmas?

I know what I won't be doing
watching part 5

Is Sup Forums still doing that fanfic?

Celebrate by rereading my favorite Part, Stardust Crusaders.

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Why wouldn't they invite best villain?

They did. He's the one Doppio is clinging to

Which fanfic?

Reminder that none of the Jojo villains did anything wrong.

Oh, I thought it was a curtain. how could I disgrace Kira Yoshikage by thinking he's a curtain

There's only one way to fix this.
Offer your hand.

>Asshole that lived to be a thorn in his loving step families life and murder them for his benefit and also became a vampire that killed many people
>Pillar men are ok, killed a few fodder and jobbers
>Literal serial killer
>Leader of a criminal organization and trying to kill his daughter who did nothing wrong
>Gay priest that screwed his brothers life over
>Valentine is ok, killed a few fodder and jobbers

For Yoshikage

What's wrong with selling drugs? Pharmacists do it all the time, and they aren't bad people

johnny

Look at me I can spin my fingernails.

Look at me, I can spin my green balls

I'm disappointed they didn't actually execute people with the steel balls.
>can kill a man with balls
>use them to duel
>it's basically just a muscle relaxer for actual executions

Still praying for a blaxploitation JoJo

But all the JoJos are black and white

You.

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But Jonathan and Giorno were the best JoJos.
>for his entire life, Kira only wanted to be invisible
>gets mistaken for a curtain
He'd be pleased, if anything.

Wait, so if I pleased him does that mean I can have my hand back?

You 'really' shouldn't have seen his face.
>Killer Queen has already touched that hand

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Dinner with the family
Watch some fireworks
And then go out with some friends

>no hiss
Nice.

Jotaro. Jonathan went from a delinquent asshole who beats up snitches to a real human bean. Jotaro was basically just Jonathan’s asshole phase cracked up to 1000.

based hairposter

>mangafag somehow manages to incapacitate hair autist in fisticuffs
'No'

Kill every single one of you in this thread

Yes please. I've wanted to die for so long

Best xmas ever then

No, not you, don't worry. You didn't do anything.

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

>mfw the villain is the most relatable character by far

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Wouldn't Kakfag be happier to die since he's suicidal?

diavorelo

I really like Captain Tsubasa!

But I won't hurt people I like.

Thanks user, I like you too. Merry Christmas.

>although if I wear to fight, I wouldn't lose to anyone
I doubt he relates to you.

Merry Christmas. Good luck with everything.

Rate Jonathans, now

And merry Christmas you magnificent weebs
I love you all

>Annasui was a pink-haired woman who later became a man
>Diavolo is a pink-haired man born to a woman who got pregnant in a woman-only prison
What if Annasui is a descendant of this family of women who turn into men at some point this and Diavolo's mother met someone of this same family in jail?

oh snap

Part 9 anime when?

>Araki retires after part 8
>David productions makes an original part 9 anime

i hate you and this shitty general

What did you just say about my general?!

Josuke

would suck, wouldnt watch

>c a n o n c o l o r s
lol

If Araki retires after part 8, then WE have to make part 9

y i k e s

Yeah, I take that back. They're be to many unholy ships, and would be gayer than JoJo should be

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Why is he so perfect?
I'd give him a hand.

>Dio/Giorno
What makes this the best ship? Because it is.

I SAID UNHOLY NOT BEST
ABORT THREAD ABORT THREAD

RIP Comparison Bro :(

>Doesn't want to see Dio pressing Giorno's face into the mattress, bruising his hips with his thrusts and filling him with his seed.
>Has no interest in Giorno riding Dio's cock, hands held firmly to his side to keep him from stifling his moans.

They're father and son, if DIO did any of that, he wouldn't be able to attain heaven

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So what did Santa give you this year?
I got 2 Ryan Gosling t-shirts and a Ryan Gosling mug, some money and a Lego bunny batman keychain
Good shit in general

Giorno's boy pussy IS heaven, user.

Please stop posting pictures of DIO doing lewd things to Giorno.

Is it better or worse if I follow up with pictures of them being a family?

Better. Much much better

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Just one more.

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These are all nice Dios and Gios
That is a very BAD Dio and Gio

I said this general is shit and you're all pieces of shit (except Kakfag).

You must perish infinitely

Even though Giorno is for lewd, I actually do prefer Dio raising Giorno and trying his hardest to be a better father than his own ever was.

You too!

A friend drew this for me. I also got a high fever for Christmas, thanks Santa.

Glad to see your morals are in check

fpbp, but only if we're talking post identity reveal Gappy.

Gappy started off so autistic and bizarre that he was entertaining, with shit like the bed stuff.
But nowadays he's just a boring blank slate that barely reacts to anything, similar to Jotaro and Giorno.

Still put it as Modern Gappy < Giorno < Jotaro.
Jotaro at least owned the hardass persona well and he got much better with time.
I honestly just can't remember Giorno much, so he must have been at least inoffensive but nothing that stood out.

Best is still a tie between Josuke and Joseph

Kill yourself.

Just barely.

How does each JoJo celebrate Christmas? We never really see them do that.

Last one and I'm off. Lets not forget his other sons, Cow Tits, Ninja Turtle, and Un.

Goodnight, my friend

Then why are you still here?

Kira is handsome!

Giorno. We grew up with Jonathan. Saw his highs and lows. Saw him at his best and worst. Jonathan was truly a well-written character. Contrast with Giorno who was always had a plan and never failed. Whatever personality he had took a backseat after volume 1.

Jonathan easily.

Does Jobin has autism?

Thanks for the opinion, satan

Satan never lies

wtf I love Satan now