What the hell happened?

What the hell happened?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medieval_Inquisition#Joan_of_Arc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limpieza_de_sangre
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We could've gotten a sassy dark haired Jean instead of generic saber face with big tits

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Japs refuse to believe that white people aren't blonde, thick and perpetually aroused. This is an accurate representation in their minds.

Japan

Joan of arc is supposed to be a pure eloquent beauty not a dragon cock slut

Not gonna lie - left is seriously fucking hot.

>sassy
Being indecisive and saying that everything is in god's hands isn't sass.

All Japanese are stupid

Smarter than Amerimutts.

>Inquisition asks if she's in God's grace
>this is a loaded question: saying yes is the sin of presumption, saying no means you're evil
>Jeanne answers with "If I am, may God keep me there. If I am not, may God bring me to grace"

>Inquisition asks if she can hear the words of the Saints
>Loaded again: if yes, she's lying because she did not know Latin, and apparently they only spoke Latin. If no, her entire crusade is a lie since she supposedly heard the words of God and the Saints to give direction
>Jeanne answers with "whatever they speak in, it is certainly better than your French"

>Inquisition would often ask the same question over and over
>Jeanne would then say they already asked that question, along with the exact time and date
>the scribe would then check and realize she was right
>Jeanne would then say to get on with it and stop wasting her time

>Inquisition would sometimes mumble to themselves or insult her under their breath
>Jeanne would say "I heard that" and mock them

>It took them almost two weeks to just accurately get her to swear to tell the truth with the usual pre-trial crap because she kept trolling them.

When the alter version is more accurate than the vanilla, something has gone seriously wrong somewhere.

Like being taller than a dwarf

Joan was known for her bantz on the battlefield.
Making fun of the soldiers that were afraid to charge straight in the battle.

Like he said: They upgraded.

>Inquisition

Lad,please.
The inquisition was burning converted muslims/jews in iberia,they had no influence in france.

Also,the excuse hey use is that Jean (black haired and such) posessed a blonde french girl's body and what you see is not jean but a lookalike(face wise)

She didn't know how to fight,she just waved her banner like a fucking retard and hoped she didn't die.
In one of the battles she is in the vanguard climbing a wall but gets a stone thrown at her head and she just feigns for the rest of the battle

>Inquisition would sometimes mumble to themselves or insult her under their breath
>Jeanne would say "I heard that" and mock them
the virgin albion and the Chad(pure) French woman

>reddit spacing
Do I even need to say anything else?

How did we go from this

thank you Japan

>bongs still salty 600 years later

To this?

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>enemy can't beat her on the battlefield
>therefore enemy uses the "she's a woman doing man's stuff, she's a witch" card
>her own countrymen play along with this bullshit
Shameful

She died.

Not a bong,it's pretty clear and everybody knows the british/english fucked the french in every socioeconomicial and cultural department.
They also cucked you and killed Jean(probably raped her countless times before her trial)

>Jeanne would then say to get on with it and stop wasting her time
Jeanne told them that if they wasted her time again, she'd twist their ears. Savage af.

You do realize there were multiple inquisitions, right? You're thinking of the Spanish Inquisition. Pro-tip: Jeanne never visited Spain.

>She didn't know how to fight
Correct, she mostly detested the act of spiling blood.

>she just waved her banner like a fucking retard and hoped she didn't die.
She was actively involved in the placement of canons, placed requests for more gunpowder, was present at war councils, at one point actively defied orders from the nobility because her plan was better and in at least one instance charged ahead of the rest of the army in order to spur them into action when most preferred to wait the English out rather than make the first move. Not exactly a warrior, but far from a retard just waving a flag.

>enemy can't beat her on the battlefield
Couldn't even beat her in the inquisition either. Even the card they did play against her (crossdressing) was false, as there was already an established presedence of women dressing like men in times of war (as Jeanne did). Hence why in her post-mortem retrial (which was so extensive that through it we know more about Jeanne than most medieval figures) she was not only found innocent, everyone involved in her first trial was excommunicated.

>her own countrymen play along
Dubious to what extent, though the reason why Jeanne was captured in the first place was because Charles V refused to give her the gunpowder she had specifically requested (she understood the value of artillery). The most likely theory was that Charles had already reclaimed his throne, most of his lands and was in a position to negotiate with the English on highly favorable terms so he no longer "needed" Jeanne and it wouldb be better to just have her out of his way.

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i wish we had got a sassy saberface

>François_Hollande_presents_Guardian_of_France_to_Macron(2017).png

The Inquisition had nothing to do with this.The inquisition was only present in iberia(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Inquisition ,
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Inquisition) and only condemned formed jews/muslims .


She was only 16 years old for fuck sake,what did she knew about fighting.

She was just an overzealous dumb bitch,you even have muslim kids of 10/12 reciting the Qoran like fucking machines because of their retarded radicalism

>The inquisition was only present in iberia
Shut up pablo and stop embarrassing yourself.

>The Inquisition
Again, you're implying there was only one.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medieval_Inquisition#Joan_of_Arc

>She was only 16 years old for fuck sake,what did she knew about fighting.
19 when she died actually, and nothing you say contradicts what I say here.

>She was just an overzealous
Perhaps.
>Dumb
That description fits neither what the generals of France attributed to her nor her conduct during the INQUISITION. If she really was dumb, she could've been excecuted on grounds that at least appeared legitimate rather than the obvious fraud it is.

>you even have muslim kids of 10/12 reciting the Qoran like fucking machines because of their retarded radicalism
Alright, did you by accident cut an entire paragraph out of your post or something? Because I have no idea how the FUCK this relates to either your post, the discussion or indeed even this thread.

>Jeanne answers with "whatever they speak in, it is certainly better than your French"
oh snap

>Implying 2D catholics are not slots.

>local anglo still mad

might get one soon, its about time for another saber face, only question is who is it gonna be

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Alter is best girl.

>中二病でもフランスが守りたい！

>its about time for another saber face
>Saber Classic
>Scythe Saber
>Nero
>Mordred
>Saber Lilly
>Saber Alter
>Saber Lion
>Mysterious Heroine X
>Mysterious Heroine X Alter
>Master Artoria
>Okita Souji
>Artoria (Lancer)
>Artoria Alter (Lancer)
>Devil Saber
>Galactica Saber
>Ultra Heroine Z

user-kun, we literally have enough variations for a Holy Grail War consisting entirely of Sabers.

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Bitch was just an over glorified cheerleader so she might as well look like one.

NOT AGAIN
how many times do you want to ask that user

do you really think there just gonna leave it at that when we basically get a new saber face every year or so

It'd be hard to top this one.

How the fuck can Amakusa Shirou keep up with Siegfried?

I got 10 bucks on Uther Pendragon

That would be fucking rad.

Because he's a faker.

Are you implying he would be just like his son and be secretly a girl or that we might have a trap saber face

Damn son.

>Jeanne answers with "whatever they speak in, it is certainly better than your French"

Can someone shutdown this fucking thread?

1-It's a shameful bait thread
2-People post historical shit that they know nothing about
3-The thread then derails and people start posting unrelated shit and start deviating from the point.
4-Fatefags are absolutely pathetic and can't fucking stay in a single fucking containment thread in /vg/ because they feel the need to shill for their pathetic franchise.

The English beat her, raped her, and burned her at the stake

Urobutcher boxed them into a corner when he took the fan joke about everyone thinking Saber is Jeannu on their first Stay Night play through and making it a plot element in Zero

>and only condemned formed jews/muslims .

You mean "false converts". Spain had just recovered its full territory after centuries of Muslim occupation and was paranoid because of Constantinople.

Check out the "black legend". Basically Spain sucks at contra-propaganda.

yes

All things are for Nipponese dick

Better franchises get more threads, what can I say?

there are doujins of that

That fucking hand

>a sassy ripped tomboy with short dark hair who is the ultimate MORALITY
So... this?

No.False converts and even former muslims/jews.There was even the blood cleaness stuff that if you had ateast 1 formed muslim/jew ancestor you would go to the stake or expelled to morocco/italy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limpieza_de_sangre

>if you had ateast 1 formed muslim/jew ancestor you would go to the stake
>implying there's anything wrong with this

I also support it.Do understand though that some of those former muslims were just native iberians that converted to get better life prospects(the jews were all descendants from the tribes that migrated there)

What do I win?

Never underestimate British propaganda when it when it involves the French.
After all most of the world still thinks Napoleon was a manlet

> black sjw jean of arc
> "Skeptical of a Girl Leading an Army General" tries to touch her hair
> instantly decapitated in a reverse spin slash
> "Pathetic."

That's cute Sup Forums. I'm sure your mom will laugh when you show her. Can you go back to your containment board now?

I don't think TYPEMOON even bothers punching their characters into Wiki anymore.

Because that's Roland and not Astolfo.

whos the painter of the original left side("then")
god tier

Estrogen in water.