>reading japanese porn cartoons
>girl pulls out character's pee pee
>"oh my god it's so dirty, fuu fuu"
>my dick is actually clean
>mfw
How can you faggots NOT clean your dick every day? All of you disgust me and propagate the stereo type that nerds are unclean and unhygienic.
It's getting to a point where if a hentai MC has a clean dick, that alone will make him a good character in my eyes.
FUCKING NIPS, GET IT RIGHT
>reading cartoons
it's not literally dirty you fucking autist. it's just a figure of speech to say "naughty".
Fuck off Jojoturds
not op but I actually took that serious, since i have foreskin, do they mean inside? but there's no way you can use soap an not be in pain.
You are not meant to scratch on it like a record disc user
>reddit spacing
>smegmalet
so just continue to clean externally?
My dick's clean, but it's always dry. I've tried using olive oil and lubricants but it only works for a little bit. Any advice?
just pull it back and get some water on it during the shower
...
thanks.
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Dude no, just clean it gently on the inside and it won't hurt
I guess it must be especially "naughty" when the guy in question clarifies he hasn't washed his penis in two weeks
I can't believe some of you need a tip on how to clean your fucking dick.
.....seriously?
this is an anonymous anime imageboard my friend do you expect genital hygiene to be some sort of speciality here?
Don't cut your foreskin, oh wait... it's too late isn't it?
I dunno user, I thought everyone is taught how to clean your pee pee during penis inspection day in school.
Dude what the fuck are you five or literally retarded?
>implying any of these fucking sperglords even went to school
I'm sure half of the regulars here were either homeschooled or got kicked out of school for being autists at age 12
Yeah you pull the foreskin back and wash it. If you haven't done it before it'll hurt but yeah your supposed to clean it.
T. Uncut.
>wtf how are people supposed to know things they teach at 10 years old at school
>americans unironically get circumcised
howling
HOWLING
then why the fuck do they say it when theyre about to gobble a smattering of smegma
these damn gross nips
>ironically getting circumcised
you must frequent some pretty interesting crowds
Are you a fucking kid or something? I pulled the foreskin to wash it since I was 11 and it stopped hurting in a few months
>waiting in eleven (11) year intervals to wash your penis
Sup Forums in a nutshell everybody
the pastor said it's a sin to touch your wee wee. Only he can do this for some reason.
Mods?
>there are grown men RIGHT NOW that don't know how to wash their dicks
Imagine how dirty this dudes dick must be. Years of piled up dick cheese.
>they taught him how to clean his dick at school
user, I...
oh shush we hardly get to have these threads anymore fag
How can anyone get baited so fucking hard? Old Sup Forums would have spammed and saged this thread to fuck, NINE!
Yeah because I was a kid and it hurt, I learnt from a doctor that you were supposed to pull back little by little and wash it
>Sup Forums
>saging
Sup Forums is one board over my friend
Just be a man and rip that shit off.
Thanks, i don't need to look at pictures of unwashed dicks. Even if I suddenly got hit with the gay arrow and developed a taste for dick, I would still have standards.
>thinking dicks are gay
>thinking Sup Forums dicks aren't clean
>not knowing Sup Forums's got the best looking dicks around
>not getting dubs
where do I even begin with this guy
I did once
My dick is so squeaky clean you could eat with it.
>United States of Jewmerica uses the hygiene excuse for circumcision.
>I think this is ridiculous
>"lol everyone knows how to clean under the foreskin. What kind of retard would fall for this."
>But then disgusting anons like this prove them right.
>Mfw
How does it feel to be the justification for people mutilating babies' dicks?
now just think of how many gross circumcised dicks are out there
all crusty and desensitized n shit
I feel like I shouldn't just let myself be emasculated on the internet with no effort, by someone who might be triple fat, look like Tomoko, or who's just pretending to be a woman.
>tfw cut
>girls usually say they prefer cut
>still want my foreskin back
Seriously, what the fuck we're Jews thinking back in the day when some fuck decided to just chop off his dick skin.
Shit what the fuck was anyone thinking in modern times when they're chopping off dickskin
Nothing can stop the Jew, user.
The sensitivity thing is a meme, by the way. Not sure about the crusty thing, unless you mean semen crust.
Just hold your foreskin shut for a few seconds the next time you go piss. It'll balloon up and wash any smegma out when you release.
I won't lie having foreskin is pretty cash
>user teaching user how to piss
Are you guys real? Am I hallucinating?
I hate reading about uggos in my porn. It’s an eyesore. I’m here for an aesthetic experience.
>The sensitivity thing is a meme, by the way
how would you know? do you have reading steiner and tested out having foreskin for a while to try it out in another world line?
what do you think user?
Because I have no trouble dispensing a nut quickly if I feel like doing so. You could argue and say "but I can do it even faster!" and then I would respond why do you want to blow a load in 10 seconds instead of 30? Is that really an advantage?
what if I can ONLY blow a load in 10 seconds?
Better get out those 2 liter bottles and start your collection. You probably can't beat that other guy in your lifetime but when he dies you'll be the next king.
>reading some eromanga
>guy is fucking a girl
>guy yells GET PREGNANT as soon as he cums
The irresponsibility kills my boner.
>1666+351
>Not being jewish
>he doesn't know jizz guy has been dead for years and Sup Forums has been covering it up this entire time b/c he's pretty much their mascot
This is a very enlightening thread
I mean if he's giving the woman full disclosure on his intentions I would argue he's more responsible than most
Hey anons, how do I peel my foreskin, shit really hurts when I try to.
As a Roman Catholic, I feel especially guilty fapping if the guy doesn’t bang the girl to impregnate her
You don't
>Shit what the fuck was anyone thinking in modern times when they're chopping off dickskin
That it would stop masturbation by making it feel less nice. Only half of that worked.
>girls usually say they prefer cut
i'm assuming you mean american girls, since they've been brainwashed this way by the jews.