I still have leftover Christmas cake in the fridge

I still have leftover Christmas cake in the fridge.

Throw it out before it goes all hard and gross.

You should probably throw it out by now, even if it's still good, who eats seasonal cake almost a week after christmas? It had it's chance.

I'm the one going hard and gross.

Just find a soft one.

That would be a waste.

Christmas cake past the 26th is worthless.

I was dreaming that I was being raped by one today, it was quite pleasant, seeing her take the initiative.

Better toss it out before it gets nasty.

That's quite the thing to say, user!

I don't want the whole cake, I just want to taste the cream.

Ah, these sweet alcohol calories

cakes have to be soaked in alcohol so they last

All these cake threads make me want to check out im@s for Kaede but I don't like idol shit.

There's more to im@s than kaede.

Christmas Cakes exist to be made into Pounded Cakes. If you know what I mean.

Cake shouldn't be allowed to wear cute innocent white underwear

I don't understand. Could you elaborate on that process?

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What do you do when you are really going to be a Christmas cake next year?

So you take a Christmas Cake that you have developed feelings for (and who also developed feelings for you) to a private place...

Goddammit, use your imagination. What does a man and a woman do when they are alone?

I do too, it's chocolate and getting stale.

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>enter key abuse
Jesus christ.

Holding hands?

OK, nevermind.

That's the tip of the iceberg.

stay in awkward silence?

Better eat it up before it's too late.

There's more to Kaede than im@s.

Talk with eachother and go to sleep?

Getting eaten by the cake is also a very pleasant experience.

Much more intimate.

Spooning?

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impregnate it

Why does heterochroma make me so hard?

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>tfw older than Kaede

Fugg

does kaede have no shame?

She cooks for me naked.

>tfw older than Kaede
me too ;_;

Is Rumi a drunkard like the other 4?

Like what?

>Rumi is a woman who sacrificed her personal life to put an office career before everything else. She avoided having a social life to dedicate herself to work advancement, and even cut her hair to a boyish length because she didn't want being feminine to be a career issue. Her ambition led her to become a company manager, but also forced her into being single.

most likely.

Iktf bro

Just wait, lad.

Please do not pet the rumis.

the cake is a lie

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cute

What's christmas cake? Here we have christmas ham and rice pudding.

A delectable treat that's best enjoyed year-round.

You sick fuck, you'll mind break your cake if you do that

Marriage is implied there.

FINALLY SOMEONE THAT THINKS THE RIGHT WAY.

How about I fight you you piece of shit

>Nana gets a hard thing in her mouth

[It ain't me starts playing]

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