Is there a SINGLE anime character that can even possibly, EVEN TOUCH Shirou's skill in the kitchen...

Is there a SINGLE anime character that can even possibly, EVEN TOUCH Shirou's skill in the kitchen? Let alone surpass him.

You're fucking mother

You’re kidding, right?

Not even close.

Rindou, if you can ever convince her to stop eating other people's food and cook her own for once.

They look pretty similar, how can you prove soukugeki no souma MC guy isn't just Shirou from a different timeline?

>thinks Shirou is a better cook than literally any character in Shokugeki
The absolute state of fatefags

is that the same knife he tries to stab best girl with?

Their dads even have the same voice.

Because Soma is alpha and Shirou is faggot

Uchiha Madara.

>Shokugeki starts
>Shirou kills him with ubw
No contest

>anime

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I WANT A SHIRO

gigganigga torace on

Any Isekai MC who can use his SYSTEM to make his isekai girls taste the superior Japanese cuisine.

Shirou cant even make rin cum with his cooking wtf. Yukihira wins no contest.

>Sakura gets Emiya Shirou (and Rider)
>Rin gets EMIYA Shirou (and Saber)
Is everyone happy? Can we stop arguing?

Shirou dq cause of kill. Failure

>I've had better

What about Zouken?

Zouken gets to chill with Justeaze in whatever passes for the afterlife in TM

Poor Itachi.

There's two kinds of afterlife in Fate.
1. you didn't really die so you get to sit in this other-realm for awhile until you really die or go back to the living world (Avalon, the Land of Shadows, and the City of the Dead are all types of these)
2. you're actually dead, your soul gets flung into the void, everything that you were gets purged from the soul and dumped into the Akashic Records, then the empty soul gets sent back and reincarnates as another soul-bearing life form
(2.5. your records were acknowledged by a higher power like Alayashiki and enshrined, you get put on the throne of heroes and stop reincarnating, but you're still in the void)
More likely than not, he got purged.

>>Shirou kills him with ubw
In your drems

What's his noble phantasm?

Unlimited Meals Works

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Archer

Qute

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it's STILL unlimited blade works, his mastery is in kitchen knives afterall.

Give it up, kids.

You might be onto something user.

This. How could you possibly beat SMALL BOMBS?

>Inferior cooks to shirou
>inferior housekeepers to shirou
What is even the point of these two?

Pic related

We can't all be Shirou

Relieving his teenager urges

EZ

>unsheathes claws
>"heh nothing personal kid"

REPEAT IT IN RED.

No, don't you bring that evil here

What exactly am I looking at?
This seems as retarded as the cut bread with a wooden door stop commercial.

>King of Heroes, how many recipes do you have saved up?

I don't understand. Could you please elaborate?

Umineko is an incredible VN but the fact that it spawned so much dumb shit like this makes it even better

>burnt
>still raw

get out. Won't even tell you to bring that garbage to /ck/ because it doesn't belong there either.

What is Chef Ramsay's noble phantasm?

Shirou has a harem while Souma doesn't

Checkmate

Pan, nice and hot.

Can you even summon Chef Ramsy? He's a legend sure but he's a living legend.

>Class: Berserker
>True name: Ramsay Gordon
>IT'S FUCKING RAWWWWWWWWWWWW

drown in your seasoning and die

Is Archer the optimal anime husbando?

At least he still has this going for him.

what would his NP be like

>what is Redman

Like Kirby's final smash in Brawl only with a lot more shouting and olive oil

Reality Marble 『Hell's Kitchen』

>treacherous autistic emo with enough issues to make the other autists in the war seem well adjusted

surpassed by Emiya Shirou, Cu, Kuzuki, Tokiomi, Kirei, Issei and Artoria

>surpassed by Emiya Shirou, Cu, Kuzuki, Tokiomi, Kirei, Issei and Artoria
in just his own series

>Tokiomi
>Kirei

kirei had a relatively successful relationship with his wife, and has less betrayals to his name than archer

tokiomi is a bad father, but he was an alright husband from what is shown of him- and for all of his issues hes better adjusted than EMIYA

>Cu
people who want to fuck dogs don't get opinions

Is time to bring that.

>less betrayals
Kirei betrayed Bazett, Tokiomi, and Lancer.

Archer pretty much only betrayed Rin and Caster.

>angry bazzet noises

he didnt really betray lancer, no more than archer betrayed Shirou or saber

I don't know, I'd feel pretty betrayed if someone forced me to kill myself.

as would I if I didn't know my master was evil by that point

and Its not like Kirei hid his nature from Cu

You could count him wanting to use Rin as a vessel for the grail as a betrayal too. He also stabs Da Vinci in the back in FGO. I'm pretty sure he's betrayed more people than Archer.

bazzet was a bitch

>He also stabs Da Vinci in the back in FGO
thats a different kirei isnt it?

I have no idea anymore. FGO has some shit with personalities getting mixed together in the bodies of FSN characters.

He's the same human being, probably. At the very least he might've still been involved with the FGO version of Fuyuki

Unless he's Rasputin like everyone imagined its pretty unlikely that he's another pseudoservant

this hobo

Don’t mind me, better cook coming through.

Desiree. He utilizes the power of misogyny.

Keeping Illya from burning down the castle/house

give me the number

>Shirou has a harem while Souma doesn't
That's because Souma is so gay, he doesn't want any.

Youmu is so cute.

911

This is what happens when you cook meat from frozen at a high temperature.

Gohda did LITERALLY NOTHING wrong.

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Except when he fucked up during the battle for Golden Land.
But you're right.

CK THREAD

>harem
No he doesn't

On rules similiar to chess boxing of course

>CK

Go away moot you left us.

A cute shota with mad cooking skills coming

Maduro Uchiwawa

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Back the fuck up, real cook coming in