>December 31st
>the clock strikes 12
>you and everybody in the room raises their glass and cheers
>happy new years!
>you turn around and to your surprise see Asuka no more than 2 feet away from you
>'h-happy new years user...' she says in a somewhat feeble and shy manner
>you can tell that she wants something
well? what is it that she wants and what are you going to do about it?
this is what she's wearing
>what are you going to do about it?
I gently place my hands on her shoulders and throw her out into the dumpsters.
anime is for kids
Enjoy attention for the time being, try not to get attached to a selfish, malicious person.
>you and everybody in the room raises their glass and cheers
Happy new year to you. I'm going to bed, i have to work tomorrow at 5am
If you have a job, then I have a robot.
Good for you, now let me sleep, i have to work every single day of this new fucking year.
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I feel genuine empathy when someone needs to larp work. You're life must really suck.
I'd hand her a bowl of eggs
you've been proposed a scenario where you get to meet a 2D anime girl in real life and the thing that is preventing you from being immersed is the fact that you have real friends?
Ask her why she has a watermark at her feet and tell her to leave
It's 'happy new year', Asuka, and please put some pants.
Take her to my place and make her eat all the eggs.
Yes, exactly.
My friends will immediately point out that something fishy is going on and that people (or fictional characters) don't just randomly fall in love with you.
Wish i were. Don't study medicine, man. Every fucking day of the next year from 5am to 6 pm with nightshifts every four days without extra remuneration or a day off, all for 400 bucks a month, and i can't say shit because my condition is a limbo between worker, public worker and student. At least on weekends i'll be working from 5 to 10 if i don't have shift that day.
Assuming any of that's true, and it is not, it's some of the most pathetic virtue signalling I've ever seen on Sup Forums.
Look at me, I'm so poor for having studied medicine and having safe, secure employment for the rest of my life. I'm so lame for having to do this hard, respectable, socially desirable thing!
Do you have ANY respect for people who have real problems? For people who are going be alone on New Years? For people who are going to be SICK for New Years? For anyone whose problem isn't, "i'm so depressed for being cooler than you".
I am utterly disgusted.
I bet you only have high school.
I'm a third worlder man, medicine isn't worth a shit here and nobody is willing to employ the shit ton of doctors that graduate each year. And i'm not really employed, this is a requirement. Still, i envy the NEET who are free to do whatever they want. You still have time to choose well.
>I envy the NEET
You can quit whenever you want
>what are you going to do about it?
Kill myself because I finally lost my mind
Go away you ugly bitch
Id ask her if I could stick it in
You're probably replying to a 13 year old man don't bother.
She wants help getting a manly voice for her transition.
I'll help by choking her.