How would you defend yourself in this situation?

How would you defend yourself in this situation?

I whip out my BBC.

head pats

Whip out my BWC.

I whip out my BLC.

I whip out my VLC

with this

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mention inverted nipples being bad for motherhood

jej

I summon my oni and watch them wrestle

fuck her

stick my dick into her mouth

throw tampons at her

How would you defend yourself in this situation?

Rape her in self-defense. Whisper that she can do everything.

hugging

I whip out my BLT

...

I whip out my HDTV

What did she mean by this?

Teleports beside her and kiss her cheek. Nothing personnel