She sees your dick

>she sees your dick

where do i find a qt thick witch gf?

>she notices you cumming in less than 2 minutes

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>she tells her friends

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Is 14cm acceptable?

On top of a flying whale. See you there.

>Sup Forums

Let me guess, white manlet?

It's literally average.

>Is 14cm acceptable?
Flaccid? Sure.

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Why can't women just learn you can only judge a cock's length when it's erect?

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Flaccid size matters, too. You wouldn't want to be cuddling with someone after sex if they had a micropenis, would you?

If I were to cuddle with someone who has a penis I'd prefer it be smaller so it doesn't get in the way of cuddling.

>cuddling after sex
she can go home instead

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For you.

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Real talk though, is six inches an okay size to please my waifu?

>She sees your bank account

It's too big actually, it can't fit inside of a 2 dimensional image.

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>tfw 4 inch
>tfw 5'4 manlet
Someone nuke me

If your waifu is okay with completely average

Ah?

I thought six inches was above average...

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>she replaces your dick

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The say that to make everyone feel better. A micropenis is more common than a huge donger so it brings the average down.

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Even Monika is disappointed.

I want to stick my dick in that cleft mouth

I'm fine with being around six inches in length, but why does my girth have to be so lacking? I hate it. I HATE IT.

I was also circumcised at birth, and I don't produce precum. Why is my dick so lame?

Who gives a shit you'll never have sex anyway

My dick is fat, but it's 5 inches erect, and that's being generous.
But I guess that's big enough to fuck little anime girls with

5 (and a half) inches reporting for duty ma'am
it's nothing fancy but it's good for masturbating at least

Well I'm sure Kukuri would enjoy it.

>mfw only 6 inches but I'm a 5'5" manlet, so it looks a lot bigger than it actually is

What in the absolute hell is this, some kind of small dick apologists thread?
Let me just tell you straight up, if you're below 7 inches while erect you're either bicurios, or a pedophile

Juding from the shit you posted, it checks out.

I'm able to satisfy best girl of 2017. Good enough for me

How good are you with fingers?

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I prefer Juju-sama, but I would either of them until my dick fell off.

>Obvious porn and dick embiggenment industry shill
Have 9x6.
Most women my age are simply incapable of handling it unless a ton of foreplay and working her up to it is involved.
Women who're unfortunately naturally large, have had a few children, are up there in years or have been around the block can sometimes hang. Normal chicks need more consideration and care. Unless I want to fuck and want them limping for the next few days.

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>tfw have a small penis humilliation fetish but my penis is too big for it

5.5 inches reporting in

what do I do for Satsuki

>tfw over 7 inches
>most people on Sup Forums have micro cocks
Feels strange. Especially because I'm mostly a grower.

What the fuck

Fucking this. Having a monstrous dick is retarded but porn makes it seem like some amazing thing.
You'll never put all of it into a girl. I have a 7 and some inches and all of them winced in pain after about 5.

I'm sure some black girl could take it all, but never been with one.
5-6 inches is optimal, at least you can freely pound. You have no fucking idea how much of a turn off it is to control your thrusting

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>Have 9x6.
In your dreams.

I know, I know.

>some black girl could take it all
Most can't.
Lot of the "need a big dick" stuff from chicks is just talk with the ones who're serious being completely blown out.

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>Sup Forums is unironically a dicklet board

>Wanting me to post a pic so I will get banned
Or
>Wanting to post a link to it so you can see "BBC" and fap/shlick. Which will also get me banned

Both are bad choices.

i-it's a g-grower not a shower

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>tfw small penis
>too afraid to go out and lose virginity, since I might get humiliated in the process
looks like nobody in this thread is happy, they're either too big or too small

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you'll just have to lose your virginit to each other

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>He does SEE FEAR in his WAIFU's EYES when he shows his penis

Are you fucking stupid?

He's trying to recruit people into his small penis humiliation club.

>Why's it got hair on it?

I want to use my average sized penis to go balls deep in a cute loli.

I want to marken her Schwarzesholle, if you know what I mean.

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It's just the base, you won't even feel it!

Nonono, don't lie user. There's a hair alllll the way near the top.

>tfw i legit got hair on the tip

You motherfucker

It's bigger than mine LOL. Kill me now LOL.

Absolutely terrible, gave up playing the guitar after 7 years of tryharding it because my hands were slow, shitty and prone to cramps. Its hopeless.

>tfw 17 cm
Works for fapping I guess

>tfw 8 inches but doesnt matter since i cant talk to women at all

>6 inches bigger than average
>doesnt count as above average because distribution skews left

thats not how averages work

This is not micropenis thread.

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Yeah, I didn't say that right. My intention was to say that the lower average is due to micropenises being included in the average and to have a better understanding of true dick sizes you have to exclude them. Then you will find that the average dick size for people without micropenises is about 6 inches.

But honestly I was just trying to fuck with him.

sauce?

Do you not know what a bell curve is?